Short jokes
I made a website for orphans.
Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Kidnapping is just surprise adoption.
What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
Japanese people are so cool and organized, they have their own ways of suicide.
What did the fat man say as he entered Nagasaki?
Nothing, he just exploded.
What did the orphan say to his parents? Nothing, cause they left him.
Remember kids if ur ever mad beat up an orphan what are they gonna do call their mom??
Why did the orange go blind? Because he was low on vitamin C.
Q: When and where was the biggest BBQ ever?
A: Hiroshima, Japan 1946.
Best political joke... Joe Biden.
What is an orphan's favorite show?
Batman.
"Did you go to the light show?"
"Yeah, it was lit."
Why is it so easy to bully an orphan? What are they gonna do, tell their mum?
I'd make 9/11 jokes, but they'd just crash and burn.
My boss had the heart of a child.
In a jar. On his desk.
How do you stop a baby from drowning? pt. 2
-Harpoon it.
when is it normal to freeze before being raped?
when a policeman rapes you.
How many fingers am I holding up?
Said the suicide bomber, referring to the countdown.
I bet for Halloween you were a Goblin. How about you gobble deez nuts?
Everyone has cracks in them, mine's just in my heart and not my ass.