Short jokes
What do you call a fruit's penis?
A percock.
I have more chin than the Chinese phone book.
My woman told me that she wants to have sex with me, and I said, "Let's go at it." She said, "Shut up and kiss me on all my pillows."
I really like your website and data updated.
Do visit our page https://sauvewomen.com/husband-wife-jokes/
Why did the Titanic sink? It loved the iceberg!
Why do Inbred White Trash Racists talk so much shit?
Answer: Because deep down inside, they KNOW that they are nothing but PATHETIC LOSERS!
Knock knock.
Boo.
No need to cry, it was only a joke. Yeh, I can't think of anything.
Hi boyyyy!
How did number 1 kindly make number 2?
I got my was kicked, let's be friends?
What part of the train goes "toot toot"?
The caboose.
Boy, you look like the fake Chief Keef!
How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.
What's long and can never wait for more for the ladies' action and likes when it gets harder...
Your penis!
joko
Eeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeee.
Why did Stephen Hawking go out in the rain?
Follow me on Instagram: @Lavderi
Stan Lee walked into a school one day.
Just kidding, he's fuckin dead :(
I'm a lady, so I'm a man.
Johnny, make a joke. The joke is you because Little Johnny has a sense of humor because you're an idiot.