Short jokes
BRAKING NEWS!
Little Johnny's dead!
Loser.
What does a nosey paper do?
It gets "Jalapeño" your face!
Cao ni man sha bi lalla shabi.
Why are you sad?
I’m depressed. I know black people could cry.
Cancer, it's just funny, hahaha.
Duck my sick.
Someone asked me where to find de wae?
I replied with: Oh, de wea, that's a shop. It's down the road.
My dick is hard, what's your name?
This page.
How do you get a trans woman to commit suicide?
Use he/him pronouns on him.
What did the SS say when A.H. was running out of ideas?
"You Wannsee my 'final solution'?"
So my sis thinks she's so smart. She said, "You can finish this move ten minutes later. Go to sleep."
"Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a computer screen, and then they can see the government has to get Chili's."
Poke diver 1 sucks!
I am a beautiful person.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What is black and white and red all over? A newspaper.
Why didn’t the orphan celebrate their birthday?
Because they didn’t have a mom to birth them.
What do you call a person who smokes?
Smokey the Bear.
But why?