Short jokes
What is Beyonce's favorite fast food chain?
dairy QUEEEEEEENNNN!
Charlotte looks like a sperm.
Kade
Jak
I punched you so hard that I'll call you "Droppy Pussy."
Bro, wait, are cannibals real, though?
Anyway, my joke is if you eat yourself, are you a cannibal?
Think about it, lol. Haha.
Why can’t orphans buy ice cream?
They don’t have money.
What's the difference between a bicycle?
A banana, because vests don't have sleeves.
Why does Beethoven's music sound like hell sometimes?
Because he doesn't listen to it!
My pen is so strong, ladies, come and get it!
How old are you...? I don’t give a shit, stfu and get in ma van.
“NO NO NO”
I’ll give you some candy.
“Oh ok🤩”
Is crummy bears alright??
Question: What do you call 8 apples?
Answer: The iPhone 8.
What is the definition of GAY?
Thunwa :D
I was eating my cereal while watching the news, then I saw my cereal on the news, saying he was a "serial" killer.
Your dad's penis was chopped off at the age of 2.
Why did the lil kid cut himself?
Answer: Because he was emo, HAHHHAHAHAHAAHHA!
Hi, I'm new here and I'm 11. I'm just bored and want a girlfriend.
Does anyone have Snapchat or Twitter? I can show you what I look like ;)
Leo: Mom?
Mom: Yes!
Leo: Is rape good?
Mom: NO!
Leo: Good cause I raped someone!
Mom: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Q: What did Tim say when his girlfriend fell down a rabbit hole?
A: Hole-y shit!
Marciukas climbing ranked ladder su dravenu 8 sezone XDD.