Short jokes

Short jokes

Dick

Did you know that big black dicks can be weapons and can kill people?

Floyd Mayweather proved it when he gave it to Logan Paul in the ass.

Edge

Akeld: Do you think I should get an edges or a tapeline?

Me: Why not make both of them there? They're both messed up anyway.

Insult

Conor MacGregor to Poirier: "Your wife is your husband!"

(After the fight, or should I say after the fracture.)

Poirier: Really, bitch?

Time

What time is it when you walk out to the school?

Time to go to school!

Moan

Moan moan moan moan and I moan more moan again moan moan and again and ×1000000.

Time

Sorry to take your time today for a few minutes. We are cool, but not the best.

Plane

Did I ever tell you my father should have been on the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers?

But that's just my opinion.

Orphan

Why do orphans always ask Alexa to order milk?

Because their dad never brought it home.

Car

What do you call a magic car that I can do to help me out for you and I will be doing a great day?

Microwave

This is nothing to do with 9/11, but this is my best joke.

What do you call a Paki in a microwave?

Pting pting pting.