Short jokes
Why did he not love anymore? His battery died.
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Electron
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's grave?
"Rust in peace."
Three Jewish people walk into a bar.
Why couldn’t wheelchair Harry Potter go to Hogwarts?
They had no wheelchair ramps or elevators...
Cyber bully: Your mom giey.
Me: nO U
Why is 8 afraid of 7 because 7 8 9. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL
I have two heads, four eyes, and six ears, what am I?
Ugly.
Die.
Steven Hawking was going to jerk off, nope. 😂
My friend dared me to steal my other friend's watch. I tried, but failed. He really got me, dare.
Good morning? Goodbye!
What do you call a place where people die?
Rosshall Academy.
I have a bunch of jokes about unemployed people. It's a shame they never work!
My brother puts his butt in his face and says, "Kyle, you're cracking me up!"
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick him up and sick his dick.
What's your mum's favourite food?
Chicken nuggets! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
If you're ever bored, adopt an orphan. What is he going to do, be kissed by Vedanta?
Maybe I’ll be Tracer.
I’m already Tracer!
What did Allan say to his sister bully when she stepped on his toe? "Mitosis!"