Short jokes
What's the hardest thing to do?
Not kill your siblings. (Put the knives away ">:)")
I tell orphan jokes like there ain’t no parents around.
I hope ya'll that have depression kys; you are worthless trash.
Just kidding.
I was excited to watch Fast and Furious because of Dom Toretto, then I realized family is nothing to me 'cause I'm an orphan.
Why did the orphan fall off the mountain? Because his parents let go.
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
This is a 2 for 1 plane combo that will never exist.
But, it's like a plane pizza.
Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.
Kid: Licks money.
Mom: Hey, don’t lick the money. It is dirty.
Kid: Is that why they call people filthy rich?
What did the right eye say to the left eye?
"Between you and me, something smells!"
How do you make a little girl cry for a second time?
By wiping her blood off your dick with her teddy bear.
In America, you find Waldo.
In Soviet Russia, Waldo finds you.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk.
I went to the orphanage and yelled "your mama" jokes.
From your mom.
I played Kobe Bryant on 2k14, but my console somehow kept crashing.
What's a cannibal's favorite place?
A day care.
How do chickens 🐔 get stronger and stronger?
They egg-xercise every day!
What do Joe Biden and orphans have in common?
No one loves them!
Bro, stop. You guys are saying the same jokes over and over. If you're gonna tell a 9/11 joke, just go laugh about the Great Thumps.
What is Juice WRLD's favorite restaurant?
Little Seizures.
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature, which would he be?
A: Adlof-in.