Short jokes
Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same.
Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."
Why do orphans like fucking other dads?
Because they get to have a daddy.
An orphan saw a tornado, and he thought he saw his mom, but then he realized it was a corpse and said, "Hi, Dad!"
Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.
School shootings are everywhere. In ice cream shops and even the woods.
Would you rather listen to Justin Bieber or die in the slowest and most painful way possible?
They're the same thing.
I burned an orphan's hand and then they said, "You will pay for this."
Me: "What are you going to do? Tell your parents?"
You soak balls, get it?
My family was like dinosaurs when they got COVID.
They both went extinct.
My friend has a shovel made of gold. I guess you could call him a gold digger.
What do you call a flying bus?
An Airbus.
What do you call a sheep obsessed with cars? A Lambo.
Why doesn't George Washington carry his ID?
Because he knows he can always ask for a quarter.
I prank called someone and I said, "Is there a Missis Wall there?" They said no. Is there a Mr. Wall there? They said no. Are there any Walls there? They said no. Then what's holding up your building?
Alright, I'm gonna make like a tree and leaf.
*****You have to leave right after you tell this joke.****
What do you call a Mongolian swindler?
A Khan artist.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Golly.
Golly who?
Godly leave me alone!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita poo let me in!
Question: What’s bald and is in a straight line?
Answer: The cancer ward. 😵😂😂