Duck My Sick

Listen up, buttercup! This is top-tier joke, see? It's a play on words, like when your toddler tries to 'walk' the dog, but ends up face-planting instead. The joke twists “suck my d*ck” into “duck my sick”. It's funny because we all know the real phrase, but this is morbidly safe for work. Bet you didn't get that, huh?