Short jokes
Lucas is bronze 1 in RL.
When I get home from school, I always lay on my floor crying and wishing I was dead.
Girls are like roller coasters; the faster you go, the louder they scream.
Do you like Wendy's when these nuts hit your face?
What did Columbus use to cross the ocean?
He used a bus.
Time for you to stop looking at jokes on worstjokesever.com and go to bed!
Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!
Why do orphans have to be homeschooled?
Because they can't be home schooled.
Where did the mouse go?
To the mouse-um!
What pictures did turtles take?
Shell-fies!
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A bus full of children.
Penis when sussy; bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bud buh dum boo dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum bfrhgtjkg buygubukbjkuhkbjub. AMOGUS (sus).
I lent my calculator to a friend. He is using it to this day.
You know how on Snapchat "hmu" means hit me up? A school posted "smu." Nikolas Cruz responded.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good rappers always stand out!
What’s the best part of raping an 11 year old girl?
Killing the little bitch after you’ve finished with her.
JFK and Abraham Lincoln were terrible presidents. It's like their heads were empty.
O-Block
Never kill an orphan, because then that will end their misery.
You wanna talk Kenya ;)