Short jokes
Why do orphans get iPhones 11?
Because it has no home page.
What’s an orphan's favorite food?
: Not home food.
9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.
I wonder if the 2 Irish kids off the Titanic movie who went to sleep before it sank had wet dreams?
If Donald Trump had sex with an orange, guess what his son would be?
An orange tree! :>
Sharb Glarv Jug jug Milky Jar jar Pobbies Mm yum yum Rawr Big pooboes.
What is a gay school boy's favorite grade?
D+.
Do you know how many women have been pope?
Nun.
Do you like Wendy’s?
Yeah, Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth!
What's the difference between a Thanksgiving turkey and my kid?
I only stuff the turkey.
Alvin and the Chipmunks commit war crimes.
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple can trace back its family tree.
Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃
What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?
Call 911.
Yo hairline so long that it doesn't have a stopping point.
🌍: You're so hot!
🌎: How are you single?
☀️: I burn anyone who gets too close!
What do you call a scared octopus?
An octopussy.
I just wanna say thanks to everyone who favorited my jokes and commented! Thanks!
",':/ wait wtf that post below me was gay."