Short jokes
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk.
I went to the orphanage and yelled "your mama" jokes.
From your mom.
I played Kobe Bryant on 2k14, but my console somehow kept crashing.
What's a cannibal's favorite place?
A day care.
How do chickens 🐔 get stronger and stronger?
They egg-xercise every day!
What do Joe Biden and orphans have in common?
No one loves them!
Bro, stop. You guys are saying the same jokes over and over. If you're gonna tell a 9/11 joke, just go laugh about the Great Thumps.
How do you make a little girl cry for a second time?
By wiping her blood off your dick with her teddy bear.
What is Juice WRLD's favorite restaurant?
Little Seizures.
The Twin Towers are like snowmen; they fall and crumble.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking has ever watched Avengers: Endgame... Oh wait, he can't.
Why did everyone suggest that the cheetah eat all the pumpkins?
Because he cheated at everything!
Why did the manager hire the marsupial?
Because he was koala-fied!
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature, which would he be?
A: Adlof-in.
Me.
The joke is me.
Why was there a box in a church? Because there was a funeral.
When you met her first before your parents met each other. (In the case of your mom dating her dad).
Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.
What's the best thing about an orphan GF?
You don't have to meet her parents.
Me: Why am I an orphan?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: Ask your mom.