Short jokes
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A self-portrait.
My family was like dinosaurs when they got COVID.
They both went extinct.
Why do orphans like fucking other dads?
Because they get to have a daddy.
School shootings are everywhere. In ice cream shops and even the woods.
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.
How many foster parents does each orphan have?
One half.
What did the orphan say to the bowling ball?
"I am orphan!"
"You are bowling ball!"
On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?
'Cause then they know they won't die alone.
An orphan saw a tornado, and he thought he saw his mom, but then he realized it was a corpse and said, "Hi, Dad!"
My friend has a shovel made of gold. I guess you could call him a gold digger.
Alright, I'm gonna make like a tree and leaf.
*****You have to leave right after you tell this joke.****
I prank called someone and I said, "Is there a Missis Wall there?" They said no. Is there a Mr. Wall there? They said no. Are there any Walls there? They said no. Then what's holding up your building?
What do you call a Mongolian swindler?
A Khan artist.
What do you call a sheep obsessed with cars? A Lambo.
What do you call a flying bus?
An Airbus.
Why doesn't George Washington carry his ID?
Because he knows he can always ask for a quarter.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Golly.
Golly who?
Godly leave me alone!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita poo let me in!
Question: What’s bald and is in a straight line?
Answer: The cancer ward. 😵😂😂