Short jokes
What does a nosey paper do?
It gets "Jalapeño" your face!
Why are you sad?
I’m depressed. I know black people could cry.
Cancer, it's just funny, hahaha.
Duck my sick.
My dick is hard, what's your name?
This page.
Someone asked me where to find de wae?
I replied with: Oh, de wea, that's a shop. It's down the road.
Good news! There's a new program to help autistic people. It's called Action T-4.
Everyone give this joke a thumb's down and see if it can become the worst rated joke on the site.
Trump can get banned. The cops can tack him to jail, and Trump go go go go bye bye for good. Trump is meing.
"Where are you? [Because you] make me wanna throw up every time I see you."
My friend, what's up?
Me: What's up in space is planets and stars.
Africa spelled backwards is Acirfa, which means absolutely nothing. But Acirfa spelled backwards is Africa, which is a word.
"Herishy, me lava u, why did u leave mee? Wahh wahh baby sharka, doodle do to to babyyy cutie pie..."
Why do kids want to become cops? They want to find the guy who touched them.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
People have been killed.
People have been killed who?
The 9/11 victims.
If your dad said, "Take out the trash," he means to take you out.
Who's Joe?
Joe Mama sucks my fat nuts, bitch!
I like the satisfying sounds of your butt being spanked.
Why didn't the wife want sex?
Because they were having too many babies.