Short jokes
Someone is talking about you behind your back, make run "vhaleka."
Your momma is so fat that she can't even go skinny dipping.
"Jonny, Jonny?"
"Yes, Papa?"
"Eating sugar?"
"No, Papa."
"Open your mouth!" Shoves hand down throat-
Me, myself, and I.
I have a penis, and sometimes I bite it.
Like a lot of people watching the Olympics, I'm wondering why black people don't just take over the earth.
Nosy.
Man: Die, potato!
Potato: *screams*
I like trains.
Kid: I like trains.
Man: No, wait!
Train: *kills man*
Doctor: Hands husband his baby.
Doctor: I'm sorry but your wife didn't make it.
Husband: Then give me the one she made.
Q: Where did Helen Keller go to school?
A: Anywhere she was homeschooled.
Pewdiepie: I am the best YouTuber ever!
T-Series: Go away you f***!
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument? (comment below)
Why does it get hot after a baseball game?
'Cause all the fans have left.
Orphans more like or fans!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'm having sex with your mother. That makes me better than you.
I'm having sex with your mother. That makes me better than you.
*guitar solo*
Warning! Warning! Warning! Warning!
"What? Where?"
What did I say to you? You suckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk, boiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
Why did the man say "hi" to say "bye?"
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?
Vegetables.
Hey, Hunger Games... I'm full!!
This ain't your mama's monologue.