Nosy jokes

What do you call a nosy pepper?

Jalapeno.

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets JALAPEÑO BUSINESS!

What do you call a nosy Mexican?

That's nacho business.

My friend is blind so he can "no see."

What does a nosy pepper do?

Gets jalapeño business.

Nosy.

What is the difference between a man peering through the key hole and a woman in the bath?

One is rude and nosy; the other is rude and nosy.