Nosy jokes
What do you call a nosy Mexican?
That's nacho business.
Nosy.
What do you call a nosy pepper?
Jalapeno.
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets JALAPEÑO BUSINESS!
What does a nosy pepper do?
Gets jalapeño business.
What is the difference between a man peering through the keyhole and a woman in the bath?
One is rude and nosy; the other is nude and Rosy.
What is the difference between a man peering through the key hole and a woman in the bath?
One is rude and nosy; the other is rude and nosy.
No no no no no no!
During this COVID shit, if a guy starts following you with the masks on, should you be scared, or is that dumb bastard just your boyfriend?
Is Gwen still on this app thing?
You can pick your friends and you can pick your 🤥 nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃.
Does it 🚲 🚲 🚲 cycle now?
Like if you have a boyfriend, girlfriend, or husband, or wife, or a crush.