Nosy jokes
What do you call a nosy pepper?
Jalapeno.
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets JALAPEÑO BUSINESS!
What do you call a nosy Mexican?
That's nacho business.
What is the difference between a man peering through the keyhole and a woman in the bath?
One is rude and nosy; the other is nude and Rosy.
My friend is blind so he can "no see."
What does a nosy pepper do?
Gets jalapeño business.
Nosy.
What is the difference between a man peering through the key hole and a woman in the bath?
One is rude and nosy; the other is rude and nosy.
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer.
I saw it through my telescope last night.
Like if you have a boyfriend, girlfriend, or husband, or wife, or a crush.
Am I the only one who gives people in the neighborhood names they don't know they have? Like "Blue truck dude", "Loud dog guy", "Nice old lady with the rose bushes", "That slut across the street."
So today I heard a friend say she had a stalker. I can confirm I've never seen a stalker following her.
"I think my draco might be gay. Why? 'Cause he blow niggas."
Nardo Wick