Short jokes
Cyber bully: Your mom giey.
Me: nO U
Why do babies cry? Cuz they can't suck very well.
What's 2 + 2? A: 22.
What do you call a place where people die?
Rosshall Academy.
What did Allan say to his sister bully when she stepped on his toe? "Mitosis!"
Why couldn’t wheelchair Harry Potter go to Hogwarts?
They had no wheelchair ramps or elevators...
Why is 8 afraid of 7 because 7 8 9. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL
I have a bunch of jokes about unemployed people. It's a shame they never work!
What are clowns good at?
What do sheep hate?
Their enemies: goats!
Biggest chungest coming home, bitches!
So I was walking.
What do you call a cat 🐈 that is glued down? A big cluck.
Atom
Electron
What do you call a person who smokes?
Smokey the Bear.
Why did he not love anymore? His battery died.
What did the SS say when A.H. was running out of ideas?
"You Wannsee my 'final solution'?"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because...
Michael Jackson is like if a Barbie doll and Bruno Mars had an ugly child together!
I'm jk btw Michael Jackson was amazing!
My d*ck is hard, what's your name?