Short jokes
Pokemon
It's not a mistake, it's a ✨ masterpiece ✨.
I once cummed on my boyfriend's dick. { puts an eggplant emoji }
I like to watch porn too ;)
What do kidnappers play?
Roblox.
I went to a girl and I said, "DEEZ NUTS!"
A man ate a bee to mechanical sexting, but he was to be, uh, sex. Bee vagina penis, he want sex but [is] dumb.
Who got shot in the head? JFK did!
When it's not just a phase and you kill yourself to prove it.
You smell dirty toenails and pigeon sex.
Chris Benoit is like a depressed orphan because he killed his family.
Why do pedophiles come in last place for every race... because they are always in the back (if you know what I mean)?
"Stop bullying me!"
Say what you want about Paul Walker, but he was a smart guy.
You can tell by the quantity of brain matter on his dashboard.
To all the little rude people here, fuck you. I didn't ruin this country, it was Putin!
Hello my fellow Americans, I'm playing Clash Royale for the USA clan, and two towers are already gone?
This boy's eyebrow was so bushy, everyone thought that it was a squirrel tail! XD
"Baka Johnny, fat baka."
Anyone have lightskin jokes?
Why did the fruit punch say "What's sup?"
He was so naughty!
Add me on Fortnite, my user is liamonoce2004 :)