Short jokes
He's a Fortnite kid, haha!
You're so ugly your mom said, "I want an abortion."
Maybe your butt good? Maybe bad... I'M GOING TO LAUGH!
What do you get when you cross a cow and the Kool-Aid Man? Donald Trump, cuz of his red face and juicy tits.
I am soooooooo cute like Harish, I lo[ve].
Why can't orphans go to a five-star hotel?
just yeah bruh and yeah.
Why does my brother have no mom?
Why did two 4s skip dinner? Because they already ate.
My dick's so big, I stuck it in your mom's loose hole.
Your butt is so fat, I can remove 90% of beauty with a tissue.
What time is it when you cannot walk? Time to get a wheelchair 🦽.
What can you do for a magic house?
Make it fly!
There are sexiest women in politics.
They should be in a car showroom.
Richmond
What is Alan Turing's reincarnation doing?
Getting revenge for what some people said about him being gay.
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What is black and white and sits in a tree?
A fridge wearing a leather jacket! XD
You know what they say: "Location, location, location." So my dad stuck a thermometer up his butt, and now he has degrees.
What do you call a un-funny rock?
A normal rock.