Short jokes
When I look in your eyes, I always see something: my reflection. 😂
Guys, please stop making fake accounts of me. It's not funny, and it's disrespectful of you, ok, bitch?
What's 2+2? FORE-head.
The poop on the bus goes poopoopoopoo AHHHH! All day long.
BBNBHD.
"Hello, is this Among Us imposter? Is this the imposter from Among Us?"
You're so short, you have to yell to talk to people!
Henry is in Uranus.
Yo forehead so big that when I asked Vegeta how big it is, he said “IT’S OVER 9000!”
Addison, it's Emboy again. I just want to be honest, you sound like a tease! And teases get spanked.
Anyone play Roblox?
When your mom tells you to stop playing on the computer, you say, "Foot you!"
Why can’t orphans have a house pet?
Because its parents have it to itself.
What is the most useless part of a vagina?
The woman.
You're as useless as Stevie Wonder's eyes!
What do you call a binder with no rings?
When is a priest's best compromise?
A failed Baptism.
How many letters are there in the alphabet? 26? No, 8!
What do bees make milk from?
Boobees.
Bully: Agh, you're ugly!
Me: Said your mom when you were born.