What’s one store an orphan can’t shop at?
HomeGoods ;)
Short Jokes
I love my dog, Sadie.
What did a tree do for a human rights day at a tree?
I had no time today after a night with you today, but you walk away.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Boo." "Boo who?" "Don't cry in front of me, or else I'll cry!"
What kind of bear has no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What did the potato say when the sweet potato told it to hurry?
I yam.
Kid at school tells an orphan, "I fucked your mom."
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
What did the rock say to the flower?
Rocks can't talk. -.-
Why can't LGBTQ+ members be straight? Because they are LGBTQ, they are losers.
Orphans are depressed, hahaha.
Spell "I C U P." I see you pee.
What do you call onions and beans?
Tear gas.
JFK
Half is definitely a bottom.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me, so they can get adopted.
Me: I want to be a stand-up comedian.
Friend: You have to be able to stand up.
That is a "Penny-Farthing" bicycle. Dimes if you feed it beans.
If you give this a thumbs down, you're gay. If you give it a thumbs up, you're straight.
My mom said I rely on my devices too much, so I unplugged her life support.
Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized at SeaWorld!
Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.
