Short jokes

Short jokes

Debate

People are really upset with the Trump-Biden debate.

So much so, that Chris Wallace has requested to change his name.

Orphan

OK, so Kenya and Kariah are both orphans that hate orphan jokes, so how about we make a joke out of them!

Face

Dani: What's so funny?

Tess: Your face! 'Cause you're ugly!

Dani: WHY!!!!!!!

Orphan

Why do orphans not play Call of Duty?

Because they have to land at houses.

Meme

What do you call a stupid meme and a Mexican fighting? Juan on Juan.

Squirrel

Q: How do you catch a squirrel?

A: Act like a nut.

(Psst! Heard this joke before? Sorry! That's the only nut-and-squirrel joke I know.)

Dad

Me: MOM, I'm tired.

Mom: Take a nap.

Me: No, I can't sleep if Dad isn't here.

Mom: *hangs picture of dad on her room wall* Well, now you can.

Clock

Why did the clock eat so fast?

He wanted to go in for SECONDS! Super bad, huh?

House

Have you ever stepped foot in Stephen Hawking's house? 'Cause he hasn't either.

Copycat

Three copycats on a boat, one jumps off. How many are left? Zero, because they're copycats!