Short jokes

Your joke: you.

Lol, dick, I'm the dick and duck.

Did you know that...the only reason you don't call priests "daddy" is because that's what you call them in sex!

Your mommy.

What is a carrot's favorite shop?

The wheelchair store.

Ya mums, ya dad.

What do you say to a woman who is completely beaten up on her face, full of bruises, and has a broken jaw?

"Will you listen now?!??"

When the Mexican wanted to go shopping,

he went to Ja-mall.

Pinto?

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Lost!!!!!!! Hahahaha. Banta everyone on this site has 0 life and should leave.

What's better than a meme? A really good Vine.

When your husband can’t afford a punching bag, he uses his wife.

Why is 8 afraid of 7?

'Cause 7 ate 9.

What’s brown?

Idk.

Maishah the poo turned into a fart, which is the big fart monster's best friend. This is her: 🐷🐷🐷🐷🤢🤢🤢💩💩💩💩👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻🐽🐽🐽

Please, can someone comment on this post to explain what satisfaction you get from joking about such serious issues?

I wank over Rose Watson.

You're so fat when you step, you break the galaxy.

What's the difference between the Christ and Anti-Christ? The Romans put sugar syrup on the second one.

Why are cheetahs big cats? Because they poo and purr.

Being an orphan is crazy and fuck gay people.