Short jokes
What did the sea say to the sea?
Nothing, it just waved.
I used to be a doctor, until a girl came in to get a kidney transplant, but I had to give her anal resizing surgery first.
What goes with chips?
Not your cheese.
What is the real name of Canada?
Punjabistan
What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves!
Just kidding, he hasn’t opened it yet.
What did the dog say when he came home from a long shift at work? Today was ruff.
Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream?
Because he was dead.
I love your mom and dad's joke! They made it together and called it your name.
Telling jokes is snow problem.
What's the difference between Batman and Robin?
Batman can go to the store without robbin'.
I have breakfast with my boys.
Q: Why did the duck cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Bra eat E.T.?
Couy.
I had to take my pet octopus to the vet yesterday.
Oh, don’t worry, he’s okay now.
But the vet charged me six quid.
Yaxaas?
Do you like all the jokes I’ve been “cracking?”
I don't know what to say.
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
HAAAAAANNNNDDDDEEEEEEYYYYEEEEEE!
We were talking about ancient ruins last week, so I said they can ruin your day!