Short jokes
Why did the chicken go to the mall?
To get new feathers!
Soy un chacho.
I was gonna tell you a pun about a bin but,
bin there, done that.
Let's taco about something.
You know how Stephen is smart, which class did he skip?
Leg day.
Chomp!
I have breakfast with my boys.
What did Bob the police officer say to his chest?
"You're under a vest."
Q: Why did the duck cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Bra eat E.T.?
When you are losing at Tetris, I guess the odds are STACKED against you.
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What's a current's favorite juice?
Black "current"!
What goes with chips?
Not your cheese.
How are babies and the elderly similar?
They are both fun to throw out of moving cars.
Have you heard about my new can crushing job?
It's soda-pressing.
*insert pun here*
Hey, what's the puniest pun you can come up with?
Your dad went to the shop to get milk, came back, went again, but never came back due to a car crash due to an itchy rash.
Did you know Stephen Hawking died in a game? The game was Happy Wheels.