Short jokes

Isn't it ridiculous to hear INBRED WHITE TRASH RACISTS talking $#iT about OTHER "Cultures"?

These nine kids were being bullied by these 10 guys in an alley. So, I thought I would help.

It was 9/11 all over again.

How do you organize a space party?

You planet.

Genie: You can only have 3 wishes.

Man: I wish for more wishes.

Genie: You can’t wish for more wishes.

Man: I wish I could.

Genie: ......

What do people often say in a cold Mexican kitchen?

Brrrrrrito!

There are 4 people in a line. Three stand up and say "We are standing up for cancer," and then there's the one in the wheelchair.

What is yellow and smells like bananas?

Josh Hemus - follow him on Instagram @joshhemus

Goats are so lazy these days. Computers have more RAM.

There are more than two genders.

Where does Stephen Hawking get his computer fixed?

At PC World.

What’s worse than giving women rights?

Having them. In the first place.

What did one bear reply to his bad pun?

"Bear with me!"

What do you call it when you have two Indians, one Black, and a fat White?

A s'more.

I thought that kid was walking cool when I had my ears shut. It turns out he was moaning.

Stfu.

What does a stray cat/dog have in common?

Both of them don't have a home!

I suck poop in my butthole, aka porn.

Russia be like we're strong, gets ass beat up by a comedian with a hook nose...

#i stand with Ukraine 🇺🇦

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