Short jokes
Everybody knows the joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But why was 10 scared? Because he was right in the middle of 9/11.
Bro used the quadratic formula to calculate the velocity of your -234 going down hairline.
When I saw someone jump out of one of the towers, I yelled, "Do a flip!"
Why did the mailman die?
'Cause everyone dies.
Who rates these jokes as "Newest" and "Hot"?
Answer: a S-T-O-O-G-E.
You're so skinny, death mistook you for dead.
Why can't Asians play cricket?
Because they will eat the ball.
If being sexy was a crime, you can call me......... a law-abiding citizen.
Why did the first boob say to the 2nd boob: "Between us, I have to take a tit."
A capital E backwards is just it's mirror image.
I looked at you, and you were bald until I got slapped up by Will Smith to the back of your head and saw the Great Wall of China.
Speed.
Peter Griffin's chin.
Should I mention how much it looks like a penis?
heehee
Ben 10 and a disabled person are the same, but no aliens for the disabled person.
Stop with the 9/11 jokes, people. They're just not gonna fly.
How can a pimp save money in buying condoms for his stable?
Answer: Have his hoes wash and rinse them after every use.
Why was the booty so good at poker?
Because it always had a good PAIR.
My friend called me fat, so I challenged him to a running race.
What's the difference between George Floyd and Joe Biden?
They both talk like they're on fent.