Short jokes
My dad died lol.
Why does air not come down? I think gravity didn't like the Facebook page of air.
Son: Hey, Dad, why is my name Dick?
Dad: Oh, because a dick fell on you when you were born.
Son: Ohhhhh, so that's why I'm gay.
Dfhbbfd.
What do you call an Asian? A-chan.
Why couldn't the penguin cross the road?
It was ran over. 🐧
I'm psychicking your butt.
My question is, how do fat people fit in tuxedos? Honestly, don’t wear those. Wear your regular clothes. Your belly is just gonna pop out!
Ur mom gei.
What do you call a retarded duck?
Fuck duck and lick my balls.
"Jasmine is gay, now THAT is a joke."
I lost my bag. :(
Porn *sex noises*
What do you call fallen water? A waterfall.
Your mum lolololollollollololollolololllol! Find her reboot card lmfao lolololol.
I have a trombone.
Despacito.
There are 30 cows in a field, 28 chickens. How many didn't?
A - 10
I was like, soon dude, Little Johnny is Big boobs.
Why do women have legs? Because they would leave snail tracks wherever they went.