Your hairline is Vegeta’s upside down!
Short Jokes
Me: MOM, I'm tired.
Mom: Take a nap.
Me: No, I can't sleep if Dad isn't here.
Mom: *hangs picture of dad on her room wall* Well, now you can.
You're the reason the middle finger got created.
Bro, you teeth are so yellow that you can't brush your teeth.
OK, so Kenya and Kariah are both orphans that hate orphan jokes, so how about we make a joke out of them!
Bully: Agh, you're ugly!
Me: Said your mom when you were born.
What's written on the bottom of a Belgian swimming pool?
"No smoking."
What do a gay guy in a wheelchair and a tomato have in common?
They’re both a fruit AND a vegetable!
Like if you know what ashes are.
Games
How does NASA fart?
They fart with their ass-teroids.
Amelie is a meanie.
Oh, he needs some milk!
EMMETT BROWN IS FAT.
Tyler only has a kid because they don't make condoms the size of Lego Men.
A fact! I think I'm officially a poo-buster, as the plunger does look like the weapon in "Ghostbusters"!
Poop fell off the earth.
If someone called you ugly, say before you call me ugly, look in a mirror.
The most unrealistic part of Chotta Bheem is not him eating a laddu and getting power. It's him eating a whole laddu in one shot.
What do you say to a foot that got beaten at everything?
De-feeted (Defeated)