Short jokes

"Meow, meow, I'm a dog," said the sped kid.

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I heard China aborts 25% of female babies. That's a lot of dead 3-year-old gender-affirmed girls.

No one gives a fuck.

What has 148 teeth and🥴🥴 holding back a monster? My zipper.

How do Ephippians celebrate their kids' first birthday?

Put a flower on their gravestone.

Where’s the English Channel?

Johnny: “I don’t know. My television doesn’t pick it up.”

What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?

Paul Walker's death.

That's why your grandma 6 ft deep, feet!

Last night little Johnny went to his room and saw people hanging out there, little balls.

You may not like me, but you still look up to me.

What did a Jedi say to Darth Vader? "You're not my father, I am yours!"

Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.

Happy birthday to you, you look like a ball, can’t fit in my jaws, I try to suck it.

Dump in a stump. Ahahahaha.

I may not be the brightest candle on the cake, but you can still blow me.

I swear every time I walk past a guy, they stare at my ass. I always keep wondering why it hurts so much.

Last last, now everybody go chop breakfast.

Little Johnny is gay.

Why does an orphan cry when we say "ur mom?"

Because they have no mom.