Short jokes

Short jokes

Odds

When you are losing at Tetris, I guess the odds are STACKED against you.

Brain

I asked my zombie boyfriend, "Does he have a brain?" Because he's stupid asf.

Knock

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Esteban.

Esteban who?

If you do not open the door, Esteban you!

Octopus

I had to take my pet octopus to the vet yesterday.

Oh, don’t worry, he’s okay now.

But the vet charged me six quid.

Type

What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAANNNNDDDDEEEEEEYYYYEEEEEE!

Cat

Q: What did the grandma cat say to her grandson when she saw him slouching?

A: You need to pay more attention to my pawsture.

Time

Hi, here's a joke: You're wasting your time and space, you know it... :D

Ruin

We were talking about ancient ruins last week, so I said they can ruin your day!