Short jokes
At my sample place, I handed my wife a fork and I lost my job.
Why did Spencer eat cheese?
Because he was Jewish.
What's the difference between a duck?
One of its legs are both the same!
You're so poor you stink like poo-poo in your doo-doo.
Knock knock.
Who is there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, cows go moooooooooooo, not whooooooooooooooooooooo!
What do you call German Music in Spanish? Españodelling.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" "Grandma." "Oh, okay."
Nah, it's a penis.
Two cows are standing in a field.
Cow 1: Did you hear about the outbreak of mad cow disease?
Cow 2: Good thing I'm a helicopter.
When you pull out, but the baby's face turns blue.
What’s white and sticky? A white man's penis after taking care of his neighbor's dog.
What's the grossest thing ever?
A bag of dead babies.
What's even more gross?
The bottom one is still wriggling!
Poo.
What is a lesbian's favorite potato chip flavor?
Porn Cocktail.
What do you call a bum person with a brain?
A hillbilly.
Who make hard candy for the kids?
Solve.
Please dislike.
I fucked a Pokemon the other day. It is dead now.
Stephen Hawking missed assembly this morning.
My life, your life, and your sister is a slut.
I have a nun joke! It is nun-ya business!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣