Short jokes
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea," from The Little Mermaid.
What do you call Josh in a room...
Gay.
Why did the orphan cry to the teacher? Because they have no one else.
Yooooooooooooooooooooooo!
My mom left me at a very young age.
Little Red Riding Hood says to the wolf: "What a big dick you have!"
Wolf: "The better to f*** you with!"
I remember my son's last words: "I stubbed my toe!"
Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.
This is Riley abortion clinic. Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
Bully: Your fat.
Me: Fat is something to fix, but your face isn't.
Yo momma's so fat that she plays pool with planets.
Nerverack.
How did the United States become a country? It broke all of its states.
A guy walks into a bar with a 44 magnum and yells, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" The guy behind the bar says, "Mate, you don't have enough bullets!"
Let's chat here, sisters!
Kariah, blue heart!
Lariah, pink heart!
Iariah, yellow heart!
Me, green heart!
*Son comes out as gay*
Me: What's 17 more years?
Hamburger cheeseburger Big Mac Whopper.
I'm pregnant.
Imogen Savage will send you nudes. @imogensav is her Snap.
I need a lovely lady to spoil. I have a big dick and a very clean house. Add me now.
Snapchat: @colin_green21