Short jokes
"Racccccccccccccccccccccoccoooocoooocoooooooooooocoooooo this is my song."
Father, then the priest says, "Son, Holy Spirit, amen." No, I was asking you a question, Father.
Y'all gay asf yaya.
This isn't a joke.
Two persons were in a car. The brakes were broken and they were going so fast that they would crash and die.
The driver said: "Oh no! We will die!" but the person sitting next to him replied: "Don't panic, the stop sign at the end of the road will stop us."
How are urinals made?
They get installed.
Oliver Savage and Jack Savage who goes to TTC in Frinton in England.
Who likes eating ass?
My Little Pony.
Guess McAfee doesn’t clear all computer viruses.
Bust it open for Jesus!
What is Jay?
Phat.
My friend made a joke about a dog. I said it was a "RUFF" joke.
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There is only one thing I have to give my enemies.
A bucket full of dead baby heads and semen so they can replenish their spawn.
What did the fish say to the other fish? "You have a big butt!"
The other fish said, "We don't have butts......"
In Mario, it is called a Zoomba, but if it was real, it would be a boomba.
- Dude, what is your favorite rapper?
- He is very cold-blooded.
- Why?
- He is Ice Cube.
Where do you take your pig to karate?
The pork chop class!
I LOVE BIG HAIRY DICKS!
Once, there was a brother and a sister that shared a YouTube channel. He named it "Penis Dick Marathon."