Short jokes
"Up your butt and around the corner!"
Your hairline!
Why did the clock eat so fast?
He wanted to go in for SECONDS! Super bad, huh?
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Gwen, I know you're the Peter Griffin guy who spams and puts the N word and spams other stuff.
What do you call a stupid meme and a Mexican fighting? Juan on Juan.
Q: How do you catch a squirrel?
A: Act like a nut.
(Psst! Heard this joke before? Sorry! That's the only nut-and-squirrel joke I know.)
If your sisert makes you 100% mad, slap your siert.
What’s a homeless person's favorite food?
Your hairline is Vegeta’s upside down!
Me: MOM, I'm tired.
Mom: Take a nap.
Me: No, I can't sleep if Dad isn't here.
Mom: *hangs picture of dad on her room wall* Well, now you can.
You're the reason the middle finger got created.
Bro, you teeth are so yellow that you can't brush your teeth.
OK, so Kenya and Kariah are both orphans that hate orphan jokes, so how about we make a joke out of them!
Bully: Agh, you're ugly!
Me: Said your mom when you were born.
What's written on the bottom of a Belgian swimming pool?
"No smoking."
What do a gay guy in a wheelchair and a tomato have in common?
They’re both a fruit AND a vegetable!
Like if you know what ashes are.
Games
How does NASA fart?
They fart with their ass-teroids.