Short jokes

Short jokes

Clock

Why did the clock eat so fast?

He wanted to go in for SECONDS! Super bad, huh?

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Spam

Gwen, I know you're the Peter Griffin guy who spams and puts the N word and spams other stuff.

Meme

What do you call a stupid meme and a Mexican fighting? Juan on Juan.

Squirrel

Q: How do you catch a squirrel?

A: Act like a nut.

(Psst! Heard this joke before? Sorry! That's the only nut-and-squirrel joke I know.)

Dad

Me: MOM, I'm tired.

Mom: Take a nap.

Me: No, I can't sleep if Dad isn't here.

Mom: *hangs picture of dad on her room wall* Well, now you can.

Orphan

OK, so Kenya and Kariah are both orphans that hate orphan jokes, so how about we make a joke out of them!

Pool

What's written on the bottom of a Belgian swimming pool?

"No smoking."

Tomato

What do a gay guy in a wheelchair and a tomato have in common?

They’re both a fruit AND a vegetable!