Short jokes
I like my cigars like I like my women:
Seven years old coming from Cuba in a burlap sack.
Where do whales get weighed?
The whaleway station.
Bants ahahahahahahahahahahhahahahashahahhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
What are the kids addicted to these days? Juulius Caesar (Juuls).
What do you call a dead human?
A DEAD HUMAN! HAHAHahahah ha.. ha.. ha Am I the only one laughing?
"Simba is proof cats don’t always land on their feet."
Do people live on the Earth 🌏? Yes, a lot of people live on the Earth 🌎.
Maishah, the poo comes from an old bathroom in a country starting with B.
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii I'm famous!
To the people who have seen "Meet The Fockers" at the movies and they hated it, Fock You, Motherfockers!
American: I've never shot a gun.
African: That's the first coming from an American!
Gay follow me on TikTok @thatpunkid.
Lil’ Johnny be dead, you fools!
What is it called if your mom does not make it to your birth?...
An abortion.
Follow me on Twitch at AKA_Benjamin.
Me: Hey, what book are you reading?
Him: "The Twisted Ones."
Me: Uh, I guess that book is pretty twisted.
"Stop, that's mean! You're making fun of people with Down syndrome!"
I sucked a dick.
I have a son. Her name is Zara.
I also have a dad. Her name is Lydia.
I accidentally walked on the Lego Batman mask.
I want my fucking feet back!
Oliver Savage.