Short jokes
Your hairline is so far back that the United States got a front row seat!
Moment and I
An orphan goes into a bar, and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you need parent permission to enter."
There was an emo kid in their room, boom, they're all gone, now.
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Ghoul-aid!
When someone says don't talk back to me, say, "I wasn't aware that answering a question was considered talking back."
"Uwu daddy."
"Does this make any cents?" a man says.
"Oh, it does make cents," me. <-- thing: Lemin"aid" <-- another joke.
You're so fat you sunk Captain Crunch's ship.
You're so fat your blood type is Nutella.
Most pakis are disabled.
What's long, hard, and full of semen?
Answer: Me.
What is 6 inches and has nuts?
A Snickers bar.
What's the difference between me and you?
Nothing, the fudge you expected ni-
I have a green ball in one hand and one in the other. What am I holding?
Shrek's dick.
I was going to tell a joke about a mirror, but it seems that I'm looking at one.
I heard China aborts 25% of female babies. That's a lot of dead 3-year-old gender-affirmed girls.
No one gives a fuck.
My wife is pregnant with a 3-year-old, so I gave her medicine, but now she’s pregnant with a 5-year-old.
How do Ephippians celebrate their kids' first birthday?
Put a flower on their gravestone.
There is a country in Africa. It's called Djibouti. It has a crack in it!