Short jokes
What do you call Anne born in May? A Maybe.
Why couldn't the girl with no arms hug her parents?
Because she had none of the above.
Why is Santa make-believe?
Because he is fake!
It’s Christmas. Merry Christmin. Merry Chrirismas. Merry Chrisis. Merry Chrsyler.
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Why does Samsung sell TVs? 'Cause they make them! 😂🤣
What is a playground that is old?
A rotten playground.
Potters are dead xoxoxoxoxox.
I looked at my daughter. I told her what's wrong.
She said I wasn't being a daddy to her until...
Your mom stinks.
That is my joke.
You mom doesn’t really stink.
I know I am stupid. 🤕
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're adopted!"
I did a walk today, but it was good for me and my car. And a walk today.
What atom presents TV shows?
David Atombrough.
Me: Hi Kallen.
Kallen: Hi.
Me: You're too big to fit in my car.
What did the parrot say when it saw a duck?
"Polly want a quacker!"
Worst joke ever.
What's a dog's dream car? A Dachshund 240Z.
What is your car's name?
What do you say to your partner with diabetes?
Hey, sugar!
When you’re having the best sex in your life and your grandma says, “I’m not dead!”
Joe Mama!