Short jokes
When did Jesus die?
On Luan Day hahahahahahahahahahahahaha LOUD HOUSE wink wink.
What do you call a disabled person that can walk?
Enabled.
Your mom is so ugly that even Medusa turned to stone from looking at her!
You are so fat that when you go out to check your letterbox, it measures 8 on the Richter scale.
Why do I love a block? Because I can fall off the stairs.
Pls send.
"Me fa so?"
Yo head so freaking small, people thought it was an expired grape.
What did the father bullet say to the baby bullet when he killed a bull by hitting it in the eye: "Bull's eye!"
Who's climbing the tree?..... Not Sarah.
Who is in hospital?.... Sarah.
Over summer, I shot up my school and left a note saying, "I could have done this anytime!"
A twin engine has two engines.
If one engine stops, the other will have just enough power to get the plane to the scene of the accident.
Microwave.
I hate straight people.
What is your favorite name?
So, three guys are walking carefully into a bar.
The bartender said, "What can I get you, gentlemen?"
Taig
What do you call an animal that smells?
A smelly-phant.
That joke is really not funny.
Your mamma's so stinky that perfume leaks where she puts it on.
I worked at a calendar factory, but I got the sack for taking a few days off!