Short jokes
What song is sung when conceiving?
"Let's Get Physical, Physical!"
Orphan: I want to be a relator.
Teacher: Why?
Orphan: Because I never had one in my childhood.
Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?
"Where ya going?"
"When I die, hell, but right now, my room."
Khalil Abubakar
I was looking for my sister... I looked down at my feet and saw her.
What do cows read? The moospaper!
Why did the cow cross the road?
To go to the moovies.
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What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off to jump on one.
What did the whale say?
Nothing!
It just wailed.
I just had sex.
Rob, you forgot to pay me for letting you sucky sucky on my thang.
AKA you're for sale.
What did the doctor say to the potato?
It told it it had tuberculosis.
Oh, hail no!!!
Some people decide to start a blog.
Others decide to start a blog.
You know what my sink started?
A clog.
Blueface baby!
It was too irritating to listen to her and lend her my ear to talk to.
What do you call a cow you can’t see?
Camooflauged.