Short jokes
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Momma?
Momma who?
Big Momma!
Hair (DYM 81).
What does Joyce from the show "Stranger Things" say when she has a flat tire? "Wheil, wheil, wheres wheil?"
What does a terrorist get for Christmas?
A C4.
Like (DYM 82).
80s (DYM 84)
When you're in the war and you die and say to God, "Where is the gulag?"
Oh hi guys. Oh, whoops, I didn't planet this way.
My friend's mom died, and he also died in a crash.
You're so fat that you're as big as UY Scuti!
You’re so short, I bet you don’t have to bend to tie your shoelaces.
Hey Gwen, next time you're online can you go to "son jokes".
I commented back to you and portory.
Read the comments.
What did Superman say to Batman?
Nothing, Bruce is dead.
Why did the whale cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide!!! 😂
If your hot dog tastes like a piece of wood, who are you going to call?
"Ghost Musterd."
If your hot dog taste like a piece of wood, who you gonna call?
GHOST MUSTERD
Why does my girlfriend have a dick? Oh wait, I'm gay.
You're fat. Don't sugar coat it because you would probably eat that, too.
It's snot fair!