Why was the egg runny?
Because he'd just had sex with Jimmy Saville.
Short Jokes
Q: How did we learn cats don't land on their feet?
A: We asked Mufasa from the Lion King.
What's the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
My dad came back!
What did the cannibal say to the other?
"Can I practise on you?"
I have the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban at the New York Zoo.
You might be innocent, but if you carry a large sum of cash in public, the cops won’t believe that.
JOKES
1. my life 2. pat as a cat.
The wheels on the wheelchair go round and round.
What did the kid with cancer say? "Can-I see my mom one more time?"
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What skeleton does Crap-ton of?
A "bone".
You know the only way to win is you have to actually planet.
What’s the world’s most diseased country?
GerMany.
Your mom walked into a bar and broke all the furniture.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
We don't know yet.
OOF dislike plz I have no life XD.
All of these jokes are DED sub to pewdipie.
Carys’s mum has chemo.
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What's the best thing about taking a shower with a 12 year old Philippino girl?
If you slick her hair back, she looks 10.
My wife found a rock and asked if it was expensive, and I said it "leavarite". She said, "Is that expensive?" and I told her, "Leave it right there."
Why did the Mexican chicken cross the road?
Because the mom said, "Vente, Baca."