Short jokes
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.
This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.
Teacher: Anyone missing?
Orphan: My parents.
Teacher: Something that is real, kid.
Orphan: My family.
Teacher: OMG, out of my classroom, kid!
My pits are hairy, but my I can carry.
"Lock him up, you know, Trump!"
You are so hairy, you starred in Donkey Kong before!
Cousin: Hahaha, I am their biological parent.
Kid: So what? At least they love me more.
BLM be like black lives matter everyone in this chat :). BLM= Bang Local MLFS.
"Johnny, why wave?"
"Hi, Goo!"
What's the code thing on Minecraft that decides the world generation?
Seed?
Seedeeznuts!
Have you learned SoDN in chemistry? It's so hard.
What's SoDN?
Suck on deez nuts.
"Talking Ben killed me. JK, it was talking me."
Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure"? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted!
Why are midgets constantly thirsty?
They can't reach the drinking fountains.
Yo mamma so dumb, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.
Mommy, Mommy! Are we werewolves?
Shut up and comb your face.
Your hairline is so long that when I put it on email, it didn't send, which is ETHAN BRIDEWATER.
I hate salmonella.
It is such a pain in the butt.
Fred says, "Have you heard the rumor about butter?"
Bob says, "Umm no."
Fred then says, "Ah, okay then I won't spread it."