Short jokes
What are you on? YouTube.
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It's some weird number. You probably never heard of it.
What do you call a Jamaican proctologist?
Pokémon!
If I worked for Edexcel, I'd give Caroline Flack an A* for her physics experiment.
What is an orange?
World's only not rhyming thing. Hehhhehehehehhe.
I dropped my phone, but it’s on airplane mode.
Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted me and my dad and walk home from home and walk home and walk walk home.
Today I asked my sis to take out the trash, and I shoved her outside!
What did the airplane say to the tower? Allahu Akbar!
Ha ha ha, kya bath hai.
Dude, ABC, what comes next?
Kid: A big fat noob.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sister.
Sister who?
My sister's ass.
Bitch: Nice eyebrows.
Me: Yeah, where's yours, motherfucker?
Bitch: (Realizing she shaved them off cause she thought it would look cool)
Chase cheated on Charlie with Addison Rae.
New.
Why do science jokes usually get no reaction?
Because they're so boron!
You're tiny!
A man walks into a bar and orders a stiff drink. I gave him a glass of ice.
I had bullies behind me on the street, but they were too fat and slow, so they got ran over by a truck that represents fat and slow.
They call me Elsa cause I’m too icy! 🥶❄️