Short jokes
The waiter comes and asks you for the check. Instead I give him a 20 dollar bill and say, "Boy, you can keep it!"
With what do you stuff a dead parrot? His.
My father taught me a lesson of sex in a hypothetical way.
My stepmother gave me a lesson [on] how [it] is going inside?
What is Armin Meiwes' ideal date? Dinner.
Later (DYM 125)
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents aren't there to push them on the swing!
Me: Can you give me some drumsticks to eat?
Brother: Why though?
Me: So I can just drum up an appetite.
riding (DYM 145).
Why is a ketchup bottle like a kid? Cause they're like, "Squirt!" (squirt ketchup).
What is this?
I went on a ballooning holiday recently. I put on four stone.
It's hard to tell if people are interested in joining my Sarcastic Club or not.
Kyler, go on this one.
"Hipity hopity, get the f*ck off my property!"
Yo mama so stupid, she couldn't comment on this website because she didn't know the 2x4 check!
My dad went out with Nemo one day to the store. They still haven't come back.
Mom! (DYM 14)
Heyy.
I want to die to see the other side, but if I die I won't know anybody on the other side.
Oh my Prince, I've loved you ever since the day we met.
When I was caught in your net of love, sweet love... It's all above...