Short jokes
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Mary."
"Mary who?"
"Marry me!"
Ichigo solos.
You: I have a nice hairline.
Your friend: Since when do you have one?
You: I forgot.
You’ve really gotta hand it to short people because they usually can’t reach it anyway.
I crashed into the back of a car at the lights today.
A really short guy got out of it and said, “I’m not happy.”
I said, “Well, which one are you then?”
What did the Chinese guy say to the Italian guy?
同性恋球蜥蜴 (translate it)
What is the worst Just Dance game? Just Dance 3.
What do you call a Jamaican proctologist?
Pokémon!
Which nut has won the World Cup the most times? A Brazil nut.
Hey Aria.
A blind woman told her husband someone is coming. He asks how do you know, you can't see. She replies, "I can taste it."
The hardest part of picking up a hitch hiker is tying them up.
What is a snake's favorite drug?
Adder-all.
Roses are red, violets are blue, The children are fast, But Elmo is faster, Bow down to your master!
What was the name of a Roman guide?
Guide Gius.
This account is run by a peadophile.
What wiggles and waggles?
A floppy dick!
What cigarettes does Churchill's wife like to smoke?
Blue Winston.
What happens when the terminator pees?
Gasoline descent.
Me: Hey, do you live in the ocean?
Random guy: Why?
Me: Because you look like a whale.