Short jokes

Short Jokes

Weight

You're so fat, when you went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."

Shit

What's still together after all the sh*t they've been through? Your butt cheeks.

Indian

What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.

Biden

What does Biden do? He does you.

What does do something useful unlike you?

Bed

I fell into a water bed with super soil. Next thing I'm in a flower bed.

Canoe

Where do you bring a canoe that doesn’t feel good?... The boat dock.

Bell

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Isabell?

Isabell really needs to go on a bicycle.

Tennis

Did Mr. Rusher play tennis in the dark?

You will get hit by the tennis ball! Ouch, Mr. Rusher said.

Ball

I play with balls. Not me, the girl that was "playing something."

Earring

When you don't wear earrings for a long time, the hole can close, and it hurts so much when you want to put it back. 🙄🙄 😁😁😁🤣

Fish

Why can’t fish play basketball?

'Cause they are scared of the net.

Phrase

The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.

Name

Mike Oxlong: What's deez, Mike?

Mike Oxsmall: I dunno. What is deez?

Mike Oxlong: DEEZ NUTS! HA, GOT 'EM!

Girl

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?

The emo girl still bleeds.