Short jokes
What did the swearing hen say?
"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK!" (It's cluck.)
What did the cussing rooster say?
"Cock-a-doodle-doo, phew!"
Stroke victims are my heroes.
My favorite is Louis C.K.
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Cock cock, who's there? Nobody.
What do you call two bears jerking each other off?
Bipolar.
My wife told me to give her 8 inches, so I had to have sex with her 4 times and punch her in the nose.
Why were parts of the Soviet Union that had more industry than agriculture occupied during WW2?
They couldn't beet the Nazis.
I'm supposed to put a joke here.
But I can't find a mirror...can you find one yourself?
I'm sure you'll laugh.
Why didn't the bitch ass skeleton fly?
'Cause me mum flew all the way and Trevor is a boofahead.
My mom told me she couldn't open the garage door. Then it opened up to me that it wasn't broke anymore.
How do you saw an apple with no mouth?
A P P L E
If you're having a bad day, just remember the Blobfish exists.
All of the jokes are just abuse.
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Eggs don’t cum.
Which mineral is so impolite?
IRONic.
I made a bet with my friend that I couldn’t create a working car with spaghetti.
You should have seen her face when I drove pasta! 😂
Isaac
What did the beaver say when it hit the wall?
Dam!
I knead bread.
Stormtrooper: My lord, what should we do with all this beef?
Palpatine: Stew it.