Short jokes
My grandpa asked me to pass him his phone, but I passed him a calculator. He couldn't tell the difference.
Free blacks in the Civil War is the same as me drawing a reverse card in Uno.
What's a gay guy should be scared of?
A straight gay!
Beatles
Are cool.
Why was the toilet angry?
Because everyone was pooping in his mouth :>
Why did the chicken explode? Because he pooped his pants!
"Fish, why you no fly?"
"I don't like being caught naked."
Now from the top, make it drop, that's a WAP, that's a WAP.
What do you call a mix of nuts, bolts, and my ex?
A roTHOT.
A "type person" is addicted to eating sugar.
When the doctor saw this, he said,
"From Type 2 Diabetes!"
Get it?
What did the butt cheek say to the other when you open us a big order of "choochie man" comes out?
When a bomb goes off, they call it an explosion.
When Keemstar exposes someone, they call it an exposion.
What did the cow say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"
Who remembers when ‘tweeting’ meant “stabbing a hooker”?
Why isn't there a ball pit at Taco Bell? Because it's hard to have fun knowing you might poop your pants.
What does a girl get after having sex with Batman?
Defective rabies.
Why did Trump's brain cross the road?
Oh wait, there is no other side.
Lolehenedhdbwbsidjb.
My joke is so diam funny, or so damn funny.
If you spell "swim" backwards you get "miws."
Where is my dad?