Short jokes
What is flatter than an Asian?
Their nose.
I have a friend called Jakob and asked him, "Where my crackers are?"
How do you close a cabinet?
You closet! Hahahhyaahhahaaahhahaha!
The boy ran into the gym, why?
Because he wanted to ketch-up with everyone. Also, he got pun-ishment from his "momster."
What did Eminem do when he couldn't get some of his mom's spaghetti?
Well, he didn't make it back to recovery this time...
The cow was stuck because 3 retarded piggies were blocking him.
What did the cow say to the pigs, "MOOOVE!"
Nobody:
Titanic: sYnCccCc
Iceberg: yAaaYeEee
People: yAaanOooO
Ocean: fUuudD
If you're ever bored, pee on an android. Apple is better!
You look like a 2 year old drawing that came alive.
I did a good job and walk walk home and walk walk to the car and drive. What is the difference between a good [what]?
Stephen Hawking is a real stand up guy, out-standing performance.
What did one Justin say to the other Justin?
- Fuck you.
Look in a mirror.
What's the difference between a blonde and your computer?
You don't want your computer to go down on you.
That moment when you realize you do not have a joke and someone ends up laughing at what you still wrote anyway.
Why did the Roman eat pizza? He felt like it.
What's the POINT in stabbing people?
HAHAHA
What did the cow say to the prostitute?
Moo.
I like my boo like I like my packages: straight out of the box.
fff.