Short jokes
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
Why is the sinking of Titanic different to sinking rapboat?
Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses?
To SHADE the HATERS!
What's rap boats got in common with plastic bags? They both a danger to young children.
If I found BlessedBrian's jokes FUNNY, I would be just as retarded as HIM.
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the stage?
To keep track of his rhyme time.
"Rapeboat" so fat it made yo momma look thin.
@ the N-word of your dreams, why you not say nun on the fuckin community? You should talk on ther my g.
Why did the rapper sit on the stool?
Because he had too much FLOW to stand still!
Why don't booties make good drummers?
They can't keep a beat without making a FART NOISE.
What do you call a rapper with bad manners?
RUDE-ICROUS
Why was the rapper bad at basketball?
He could only dribble rhymes.
What’s a rapper’s favorite part of the house?
The rhyme cellar.
Did you hear about the bossy man at the bar? He ordered everyone around.
Why is the Rubik’s cube record holder always American?
Because Americans are really good at separating colors.
Hahah, funny joke!
What's a prostitute's favorite snack?
Skittles. They love to taste the rainbow.
The woman was thinking she wanted to have sex, but one second later, she did it on the street with a criminal.
Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?
Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love.
What’s a rapper’s favorite kind of SODA?
Dr. Dre Pepper.