Short jokes
Why did the mushroom go to the party??
Because he was a fungi!
Dear uncle, I want my condoms.
Q: Why did the teacher die?
A: Because he hated his life.
What do gay girls order in a bar?
Pussy juice.
Eat my butt.
My friend is gay lol. I'm a spagetie fucc, lemme smash, Becky!
Calculate my dick, virgins!
A time traveler walks into a bar.
He orders a beer and a shot of whiskey.
Pacman
"m m, ,m ,mbjbjb" is how she spelled.
Imagine being autistic idiots.
Why crack your fingers when you can finger your crack?
Why does this category seem to have the most retold and recycled jokes on this website?
Koalas are weird. Why? I don't know!
Jesus Christ does exist, he does, and he is the son of God... a God that doesn't exist XD
Why don't lesbians like dick? Because they don't want their mouths looking like Jesus Christ's hands.
What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large!
Why couldn't the kid go rock wall climbing?
Because every time he moved his leg upward, his prosthetic leg fell off.
How many thumbs down can this joke get?
Joke: Runescape, mustard, tits, Pamela Anderson.
What do you do with a frozen vegetable?
You wait for it to thaw.