Short jokes
What do you call a pillow that has been on the bed for 20 years in jail?
A criminal! 😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃
How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut!
Why can’t orphans have a horse?
Because they run away like their mum did.
Who is the new heterosexual Michael Joseph Jackson (pedophile)?
R. Kelly.
If Huggy and Kissy ever had a kid, they would have a good lunch. *evil laugh* 😈
Did you hear about the pervert who couldn't decide whether he was into incest or necrophilia?
He killed his mom and then fucked her.
Ever heard of rape jokes?
No?
Well, I'll MAKE you hear 'em!
I will make a funny joke if you let me be your boyfriend. I'm 19 and I am Russian.
If Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden are in a boat and it capsizes, who survives? America.
What do Asian people eat?
Rice.
A man tried to attack me with milk and cheese—how dairy!
Where did Stephen Hawking go when he wanted to get drunk? The Genius Bar.
Why did the chef flip a pancake? Because he was a tosser.
What's the difference between leafmen and leafwomen? Palm trees.
A man walked into a fleshlight and died.
I call my girlfriend .05 because she's a bag I blow into when I've had a few drinks.
Look at your left hand, now look at your right hand, and tell yourself, "Which hand do you cheat with?"
Wanking.
"Nahtzee"
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost WiFi connection.
Yo mama is soooooo fat that she was arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack!