Short jokes
My friend's 4-year-old daughter made up this joke.
What kind of poo should you put in your hair?
Shampoo.
What was Hitler's favorite part of the car? The gas tank.
My great great grandfather killed Hitler😌
Why don't orphans play Minecraft?
Because Technoblade is on the platform.
"Jizzy jazz all over my ass."
Ya momma is sus.
Have you heard about the kidnapping at the goat farm?
What's another nickname for a flat emo?
A copping boars.
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel actually has family.
This joke is kinda offensive, but here you go.
What’s the longest joke of the year? Pride month.
Why is your mom ugly, bozo?
What's Stephen Hawking's worst nightmare?
Stairs.
Sissy Baka
Bitch
I suck on cups so START RUNNIN' CUPHEAD!
A: Do you eat food?
B: Yes...
A: You can sit on deez nuts then!
B: Omg I have depression now.
I give bubblegum to the homeless so they can chew it and still be hungry.
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.
What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?
"When am I gonna see my parents?"
Lmao.
You're so skinny you use floss to wipe your butt.
I am a sheep.