What did the Chinese guy say to the Italian guy?
同性恋球蜥蜴 (translate it)
Short Jokes
What is the worst Just Dance game? Just Dance 3.
What do you call a Jamaican proctologist?
Pokémon!
Which nut has won the World Cup the most times? A Brazil nut.
Hey Aria.
A blind woman told her husband someone is coming. He asks how do you know, you can't see. She replies, "I can taste it."
The hardest part of picking up a hitch hiker is tying them up.
What is a snake's favorite drug?
Adder-all.
Roses are red, violets are blue, The children are fast, But Elmo is faster, Bow down to your master!
What was the name of a Roman guide?
Guide Gius.
This account is run by a peadophile.
What wiggles and waggles?
A floppy dick!
What cigarettes does Churchill's wife like to smoke?
Blue Winston.
What happens when the terminator pees?
Gasoline descent.
Me: Hey, do you live in the ocean?
Random guy: Why?
Me: Because you look like a whale.
You are so ugly Santa goes "ho ho ho holy sh*t."
Yo mama is so ugly that Satan started going to church!
Why is Santa so happy? He knows where all the naughty girls and ho ho hos live.
Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.
A computer usually has a HARD drive. LESSON. No wonder they remember things.