Short jokes
Why do any orphans have sex?
Because they can't call anyone "daddy."
The duck bought lipstick. When he paid, he said, "Put it on my bill."
His wife shut off the internet.
What’s a cow with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
Q: You have problems, I think your disease is BOOFA.
Q: What boofa?
A: Boofa deez nuts in yo mouth!
Your mom is so fat that she cannot look at her feet when taking a shower.
Please stop using this thread. It is cancer.
A dog meets a cat. The cat is black and the dog is white. They have sex on site, no cap.
Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson? Cause it's a family company.
My girl walks in the room in nude mode and sat on my dick. I said, "What up, your pussy?" She said, "Your dick."
Why does Adam buy airsoft guns, you might ask?
To defend himself against his own father... his life must be shit.
What's the difference between broccoli & boogers?
People don't eat their broccoli.
The deaf man said to the waiter:
"Mmmm."
The waiter said, "No English."
Then the deaf man signed, "F U."
BOB: Wanna know a joke?
LILLY: What? Your hat?
BOB: No, my life :'(
What’s the difference between a bullet and a prostitute? They both burst a barrel.
What's the difference between an aborted fetus and an upside-down bar stool?
An upside-down bar stool can only pleasure 4 men.
Santa said my mom was good... But she is on the naughty list.
Okay, so I ate an apple and it tasted good.
My wife's dyslexic, but hey, nobody's perfect.
What a world we live in. Now we’re making jokes about anorexic people.