Short jokes
Are you gay? Yeah, because I loved you.
Your hairline is like Spiderman: far from forehead.
So I gave a disabled kid hot wheels. I mean cars, no I gave him literal hot wheels!
Are you a rope? Cause I'm tryna put you around my neck 😏
You're so poor, you only got 2 jokes.
Here’s what I did to the kids at the orphanage. I dropkicked 12, lit 10 on fire, comboed 9, punched 3, and murdered 1.
Did you hear about the bossy man at the bar? He ordered everyone around.
Hahah, funny joke!
@ the N-word of your dreams, why you not say nun on the fuckin community? You should talk on ther my g.
What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?
The space bar... it lets them space out their rhymes!
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS.
Why did the rapper sit on the stool?
Because he had too much FLOW to stand still!
Why don't booties make good drummers?
They can't keep a beat without making a FART NOISE.
What's a booty's favorite dance move?
THE BUM BOUNCE!
Why don't rappers use the subway?
Because they don't want to miss their next rhyme.
Which is more disabling, autism, ADHD, or Down syndrome?
What do you call a rapper with bad manners?
RUDE-ICROUS
Why was the rapper bad at basketball?
He could only dribble rhymes.
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some DEPOSITS of RHYMES.