Short jokes
Why can't the toilet paper be cheeky?
It's between cheeks at the moment.
Armless child: Can you give me a hand??
Me: Ok.
Yo mama so fat that when Thanos tried to snap her out of the world, he couldn't do it, so instead, he clapped her out of the world.
Hi, I did not get it when I went home to walk home from home and walk, walk, walk.
How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red?
As soon as the bomb exploded on her.
Why doesn’t the orphan have any toys? Because his Lego figures ran away too.
Did you know there is no "p" in the alphabet? ABCDEFGHIJKLM(NOP)!
When your sister asks you to entertain her, you don't!
What do you think of your mom? I can do it.
Is your name ooOOo? Because my name is lalala.
oOO laLA!
Best part about being an orphan?
Not spending 1h30 at the table every night with your dad yelling, "What's 2*3?!!" And you crying, "I don't know!!!"
What day can you have sex on?
Answer: Wednesday. Why? Because it's hump day.
When a hedgehog finds poop, they put it in their mouths. They mix it with saliva until it's a foam, then rub it on themselves.
Just.
Old.
Killer.
Epigrams.
Yo mama is so ugly, she scared the sh*t out of the toilet.
Why did the number 10 make friends with 0? Because you have $100 dollars.
Why did the clown not attack Mike? Because they bouncee.
Two friends wanting to find out if their buddy was gay.
The two walked up to their buddy and said, "Get down!" and he kneeled down.
Just look up texting jokes. Don't ask why, just do it.
Shoutout to gil44200ns for commenting on my post!