Short jokes
A cop pulls over an old man.
The cop walks up to the old man and says, "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
The old man said, "No."
"Koalafications" are irr-elephant.
Fuck you people who made those jokes! (but some were funny but the starving one is messed up!)
One day Johnae said, "What do you call a family outing?"
"Incest."
Low key Johnae fucks Kirby and Peach.
Why does God hate me?
Because I'm a gay minority who fights for women's rights.
"Kill yourself. Stop thinking whether or not to do it, you dumb fucking cunt, no one likes you. Jump off a fucking 3 story building, bitch."
Child predators: "You're so six-y."
Spppppp.
What did Sally get for Christmas?
Cancer.
Why did Texas freeze to death? Because they're retarded.
Why did Paul Walker die? Because he crashed a car into a tree.
It’s raining, it’s pouring. The old man is snoring. He got shot in the head and didn’t wake up in the morning.
Jesus is great because Jesus is good. Amen.
What do you call a gay person who is gay but just can't admit it? A Filipino.
I saw some toilet paper rolls rolling in the wind.
So I called, "Toilet Papers Rolling In!"
Julius's wife always stands behind him. Therefore, whenever he looks in the mirror, he sees her (Caesar).
Wat?
There once was a commie called Ed. Usually known as Ned. He went to bed, Got shot in the head, Unfortunately now he was dead.
When I go to bed, my mother comes in ten minutes later with a brick and beats me with it.
Why did Marx never drink Earl Grey?
Because proper tea is theft.