Short jokes
How did Peter Parker get caught as Spider-Man?
Well, he weaved a really tangled web, and Aunt May saw it.
Submit joke here.
Why is a sweet potato casserole so sweet? Because it's so sweet to eat!
Communist jokes suck... unless everyone gets them.
What do you call a homosexual in a coma?
A fruit and a vegetable!
My grades.
What is Beethoven's favorite vehicle?
A van.
I went outside to catch some dog, but I mist.
Why could the zombie not clap? Because it was dead, duh!
What goes moo? Cow.
Share this with your friends!
"Dick dick dick, fuck dick nugget shit."
Haha, yeet my fuckin' meat!
What did Pepper say to Spray?
"Hey Spray, I'm Pepper, and I think we should fight crime!"
Why did the sun go to church?
Because it needs Jesus.
Why didn't the sun get a job? Seriously, I have no idea why. Help me!
What is yellow and can’t fly?
A school bus.
How do you call somebody who has bought a Corona?
A Cor-owner.
Seriously, who wants dicks?
A skeleton walks into a bar and said it takes "backbone" to mess with me, and if you try to insult me, I have thick skin.
We are gonna crush you in the try not to laugh.