Short jokes
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
Boo Boo Doo.
What do dentists play at their practice?
Dental records.
So an emo shot themselves, and so the detective decides to ask why, but it just goes in one ear and out the other.
After the school shooting, Joe pretended to be a victim while his sister ate the flesh of the fallen.
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.
Can an orphan child be arrested for vandalism, or will the officers ask for their parents to talk to?
People with bipolar...............k2iojvjaiohoaehfbsjhfpoqwurp.
Did you hear Biden went to the ER?
He's having a little trouble with his Putin.
What's the most annoying thing in the world?
When you're told you're still qualified to live.
What do Batman and a Black man have in common?
Answer: They can't go anywhere without Robin.
The 🦅 asked the female eagle, "What did you eat?"
"I ate New York hot dogs."
Yo mama so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest, they said she wasn’t allowed because no professionals were allowed.
I'm so emo, my blood is black.
Why don't orphans have Life360?
Because parents won't track them.
What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.
Why do orphans become hookers?
'Cause they can call someone "daddy."
Chi
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Bagel."
"Bagel who?"
"Toast, it's me, your arch-nemesis, Bagel, here to make up! Bye!"
What did the corn say to the flying apple?
"That's corny."
What kind of chair inhabits your soul?
A hair!