Short jokes
What's wrong with my friend?
He's called Dobby Coleman and has a massive jaw.
Dad: What's the difference between an ELEPHANT and a POSTBOX?
Son: I don't know.
Dad: I'd better not trust you with my post then.
Why are chickens so awesome? Because... Chicken noise.
A homey thing is a house, and a sticky thing is a stick.
Me: Says to kid at adoption center, "You're adopted!"
Me and kid: hug.
Thought this site needed a little bit of nice jokes.
What did one astronaut say to the other astronaut after landing on the Moon?
"Ah! And people thought we were moons!"
Want to know something good about people giving ZERO fucks about you and living in the country?
Everybody knows nothing.
My life.
Kill me, please.
I fell down yesterday.
If you donβt know what introspection is, you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
Why are New Yorkers so good at reading?
Some of them went through 100 stories in 10 seconds.
What do you call a man with 6.022 x 10^23 dollars?
A Moleionaire.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he was stapled to the punk rocker.
What did the bounty hunter call his favorite dog?
His Boba Pet.
Me: September is here!
[Labor Day comes]
Also me (ft. Green Day): βWake me up when September ends!β
What's rap boats got in common with plastic bags? They both a danger to young children.
@ the N-word of your dreams, why you not say nun on the fuckin community? You should talk on ther my g.
I was once playing the bottle flip challenge on the school table with my friend, and when it was his turn, the bottle fell to his eggplant! π±π
Only Dick Rapeboat got is his rhyming dictionary.
What's a booty's favorite dance move?
THE BUM BOUNCE!