Short jokes
Why were Adam and Eve's sons so much alike? Because Cain was Abel minded!
What did Goodlife Fitness say to LA Fitness? "I guess it's just not 'working out'!"
I wanna see Stephen Hawking on nitrous.
I don’t have enough money to buy cheese, could you provolone me some money?
After all these walkers, you still walk over me.
What do lady dogs (bitches) wear to work?
Pant suits.
2+2=4-1=3 quick math.
What did the baritone say to the alto?
Nothing, you couldn’t hear him.
"You're the bomb"—a compliment in the USA.
An argument in the Middle East.
What's small, stupid, and has no dad?
Ben.
I killed a Wood elf yesterday. The guard charged me with... mer-der.
Oliver Savagê.
What games do you play if you are bored?
Board games.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand? It was two tired...
Me and my friends were telling puns. My teacher said we should be “pun-ished.”
Let me Lickitung until you Squirtle.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Yes, because a house doesn’t jump.
What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?
A violin has "strings" and a fiddle has "strangs."
What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?
Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!
If I had a dollar for every time someone did something stupid,
I would have approximately 7.8 Billion dollars.