Short jokes
A blonde went to an HIV test. When she came back, she said, “The doctors say that I’m all positive!”
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
One day a skeleton never worked. Everyone called him lazybones.
God said, "Let there be light," and it was lit!
I put glue in a man :)
Stroke victims are my heroes.
My favorite is Louis C.K.
Ti girls yiman nyan kuni karhata Nina munh.
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What do you get when you cross a Muslim in a trench coat and a duffel bag?
A sad news story.
What did the ankle say to the doorman?
You are a nonsense.
If Stephen Hawking is ill, does he go to the doctors or Currys PC World?
Yo mama so fat, that when she gets in a monster truck, it becomes a low-rider!
Did you know that ASL is a dead language?
Yeah, nobody speaks it.
What bumps up and down at 100km an hour?
A baby tied to the back of a speeding truck.
My dick is like the way home for an orphan, its length is never-ending.
Why did the mermaid want to go to the evil monster so it could get a real joke? Ha, ah, ah, ha!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Madam.
Madam who?
Madam foot got caught in the door, can you please open it!
Here’s what I did to the kids at the orphanage. I dropkicked 12, lit 10 on fire, comboed 9, punched 3, and murdered 1.
Skibidi toilet skibidi skibidi toilet toilet skibidi skibidi bidet lalaalallalala.
What did the doctor say to the terminally ill Power Ranger?
It's Morphine Time.