Short jokes
What’s an orphan’s favorite holidays? Mothers’ and Father’s Day.
Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.
Haha, you're gay!
Let me Lickitung until you Squirtle.
Oliver Savagê.
Beach whales.
Inflation is so bad, McDonald’s is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
Friend 1: *turns off lights*
Friend 2: *is there with us*
Me: Woah! Where did friend 2 go?!
97 percent of women...
My arse hole hurts like no joke, man. I just had to tell that your heads a peanut, you fucking nonce, kid, you fat fuck sack, your mum you dirty cow!
Imagine the only way you can get laid is if you force it. 😂 Loser!
Caesar salad, Jack and Jill, little Johnny Koala,
Zebra, monkey, vegetables, bus, baa, bus.
What do you call a squirrel that flies? A flying squirrel.
Asshole.
My chance of finding love.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?
I care when my computer crashes.
Fuck off!
Timmy has 5 apples.
His train is 7 minutes early.
Calculate the mass of the sun.
What's the difference between a midget and a tall person? Only one of them can ride the rides.
These are funny, y'all are disgusting people. Just shut the f*** up. Rape isn't something you joke about.