What did the orphan's mom say to him when he got into trouble?
Nothing, because he doesn't know his parents...
Short Jokes
Two friends wanting to find out if their buddy was gay.
The two walked up to their buddy and said, "Get down!" and he kneeled down.
Why did the number 10 make friends with 0? Because you have $100 dollars.
Why did the clown not attack Mike? Because they bouncee.
I'm just happy no idiots are calling these people fat-phobic.
Is your name ooOOo? Because my name is lalala.
oOO laLA!
Best part about being an orphan?
Not spending 1h30 at the table every night with your dad yelling, "What's 2*3?!!" And you crying, "I don't know!!!"
What day can you have sex on?
Answer: Wednesday. Why? Because it's hump day.
Stick your head up someone's butt. What do you get? A Butthead!
"Get your butt out of my face!"
"Then get your face out of my butt!!!"
If you believe in Allah, you will go straight to heaven, Mashallah! 😍
rat gaagah?
Q: How to hit an orphan?
A: Hit them with a family tree.
What do screen doors and blondes have in common?
The more you bang them, the looser they get.
What do you call butter without an expiration date?
A miracle butter, because wow!
When a hedgehog finds poop, they put it in their mouths. They mix it with saliva until it's a foam, then rub it on themselves.
Teacher: Go through the ABCs in pre-school.
Me: Hey, teacher, omae wa mou shindeiru!
Teacher: NANI!?!?
Why are sex toys something to stuff in your asshole and not a big racecar?
What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.
What’s Steven Hawking's favorite crisps brand?
Walkers.
I'm a recovering cake addict.