Short jokes
"Ur mum gay..."
Sorry wrong person.
Your momma's so nasty, she sucked your daddy's dick and kissed you good night!
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?
CANCER!
Just kidding, they are both fun to laugh at.
The duck walked up to the lemonade stand.
And he said to the man Running the stand, "Hey! Bomp bomp bomp Got any grapes?"
Can you believe they're still together after everything they've been through?
Who you might ask...
YOUR ASS CHEEKS!
Why do fat cows eat fat cows? Because I wrote this in America.
My grades.
How do you call somebody who has bought a Corona?
A Cor-owner.
Seriously, who wants dicks?
The other day I lost all my crayons.
I just wish I had a shoulder to cray on.
The duck bought lipstick. When he paid, he said, "Put it on my bill."
What’s a cow with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
Q: You have problems, I think your disease is BOOFA.
Q: What boofa?
A: Boofa deez nuts in yo mouth!
Who likes penis?
My cousin!
A skeleton walks into a bar and said it takes "backbone" to mess with me, and if you try to insult me, I have thick skin.
"Dick dick dick, fuck dick nugget shit."
Blonde: Can I suck you off? (has STDs on mouth)
Me: Naw (drake turn/dab)
Why was the baseball player stuck in the stadium?
'Cause he made his home run.
Science gets you to the moon.
Religion flies you into buildings.
We saved a Swiss flag from a house fire. I thought that's a plus.