Short jokes

I approached her in the checkout line and said, "Yo baby wassup?"

I gave her a lift back to her crib because her car wouldn’t start.

How many times do I tap that ass? OVER 9000!

What do you call a zoo with no dogs? A shit zoo! 😂😂😂😂😂

What is a boyfriend?

"I love you 😘" was the night you got a iiooooo.

Where do you find the best comedians?

In the funny farm!

What is a milk?

Milk!!!!

What time is it when you get hit by a car? Time to die.

The History of the Star Spangled Banner. By Jose Cannusee.

I had a glass of Schweppes lemonade in one hand and a glass of R. Whites in the other. I got into a hot sweat. I think I have Corona Virus.

What game is for kids? Uno.

How do cows say "oof?"

They say, "MOOf."

Wanna know what's funny? Scott's low joke standards.

What do you call funny waves? Wave Chappelle.

If you are wondering where the dog went, I don't know. Maybe he went barking around.

I love the letters of the alphabet.

What happens if you mix the two names "Shannon" and "Stephanie"? You have the name "Shanny."

Knock knock. Who's there? Hal. Hal who? Hal will you know if you don't open the door?

How come Christmas is one time? Because it is so nice!