Short jokes
What did the cookie say when he jumped off the cliff? Crumbs, ha ha!
If I adopt a child, is it mine?
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Once upon a time, a man said to a woman, "I want to fuck you."
Heyyyyyy!
Sans: Hey Frisk, why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Frisk: Why didn't he go to the dance?
Sans: 'Cause he had no body to dance with!
I approached her in the checkout line and said, "Yo baby wassup?"
I gave her a lift back to her crib because her car wouldn’t start.
Why were the cows so noisy in the barn?
Because they had horns!
I was at a football match, and the ball was getting closer. Then it hit me. *face palm*
What's the difference between Madlen Makan and Stephen Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead.
You guys are cow-medians!
So funny!
Son: Hey dad, why is my name Canada?
Dad: Because you were made there.
Mum: We haven't been to Canada.
Dad: Hol' up a minute.
Chris Brown, More like Chris Brownie hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!
What did the bull tell his son before it went for college?
Bye-son.
Buccellati
My sister asked where is my book.... me: "itti badi nak hai gufa jaisi dhund us mei."
Kenny's dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob, I gave him a thumb and forefinger job.
The village people said that they need their idiot back; you better get going!
Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"