Short jokes
Where does bad light end up at?
In prism.
Remember, children, when you're hungry at 3:00, cook forks for 10 minutes, ok?
America Twin Tower: "Hey, have you seen the Malaysian Twin Tower? I have, but only from 1971 to 2001."
Malaysian Twin Tower: "I STOOD LONGER!"
"Sigma" - By every boy in my class.
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy dropping hits!
Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the lines!
What did the rapper say at the bakery?
"I need ALL the dough you got!"
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With COOL YO mints!
How do you know a rapper is ready to cook?
He drops the beet.
Your hairline is so far back, a pilot thought it was an airplane.
The South Tower proposed to the North Tower, but he said no.
Why is Marcus gay? Because he's gay.
Your mom's been giving me attitude lately, so I told her to shut her mouth. When she did, it caused me to lose 4 inches.
Know your ABCs! Assholes, bitches, and cocaine!
Why did the rapper go broke?
He kept dropping dimes.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit the idiot.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
*Silence*
You know how Joe Biden is happy?
When he is rubbing a little girls' shoulders and eating ice cream.
My cousin really loves baseball.
He always brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case his lyrics made the crowd jump!