Short jokes
After all these walkers, you still walk over me.
What do lady dogs (bitches) wear to work?
Pant suits.
What games do you play if you are bored?
Board games.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand? It was two tired...
Me and my friends were telling puns. My teacher said we should be “pun-ished.”
Let me Lickitung until you Squirtle.
Three guys walk into a bar; the fourth one ducks.
Q: Why can't you run through a campground?
A: You can only ran, because it's past tents!
What cries, is red, and is a pokey boi?
The baby you just feed nails to.
How were Stephen Hawking's best mates, Siri and Google?
What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?
Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!
What do we call a skeleton who has a ton of travels?
A skele-TON!
What did the triangle say to the circle?
"You're pointless!"
What did the pizzas say to the pizza maker?
CHEESE-US!
I really need jokes for my Atom bookmark project :3
Your momma!
When you are playing Fortnite and you get a big W, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Three men walk into a bar. You would think the 3rd one would have ducked! 😅
"You suck. I don't wanna be married anymore ://////"
outside lmao.
-inside gang sucks. This joke was made by outside gang.