Short jokes
Shut the f*** up, I am an orphan!
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Why didn't the teddy bear want to go to the gym?
Because he didn't want to get ripped.
Why can an orphan relate to a pack of bananas?
Because they both split away from their family.
What was the thing that Beethoven used the most?
THE OVEN! (BeethOVEN)
What's the difference between a dick and a rock?
One's hard.
Ed is Ed in bed, full of head.
Penis ➕ ➕ ➕ 🕳
inside 🚹 🚹 restroom
equals 😋 🍌 🍌 🍌 inside
glory 🕳
Why did the dumb blonde take a shower outside of the house while it was raining?
Because the dumb blonde did not pay the water bill!
What do you call a gay man that is not a vegetarian?
A cocksucker.
Welcome to the Friend Zone! It’s lonely here.
"Gwen, I want my boyfriend back!"
Beach whales.
There was a new kid in my school. The first thing the teacher said was, "Me, you, the basement NOW!"
Why'd the rubber go flying across the room?
Because it got pissed off!
What's 9 + 10? 21.
What's 9 - 10? 21?
What's a penguin's favorite relative?
Pool testing 123.
"Little John, she is fat." How? He said, "Like a pig."
Me: *in a family meeting*
Mom: Ok guys...
Me in my mind: BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA