Short jokes
What do you call a dog wearing a beret?
Smeargle!
I was walking, and I saw an orphan, and I said, "Where are your parents?"
What did the girl say when she ran through the door?
Ouch.
I always loved going to Bill Cosby's house; he always greeted me when I woke up with "Rapey-rapey, eggs and bakey."
"Send me back, I never liked you."
Why do people name a kid "Rob?" Because they want him to rob a bank so they could adopt new kids to lock in their basement for a late-night toy.
I went to China and said, "I have a big cock," so they thought I said they look like a cock. Then I realized I said it in English.
Why did the pony have to gargle? Maybe because he was feeling a little hoarse.
"Baaad boy."
Want to hear a joke? Look at the Miami Dolphins football record.
We used to have a tail on the back... and now it moves forward.
I was on a plane and my mom said, "It's just a little turbulence."
And I said, "Mom, we just got on the runway!"
Wanna know what's funny? Scott's low joke standards.
Q: Where does a one-legged waitress work?
A: IHOP.
Who are you?
Oh, I'm an orphan!
Oh... bye! :/
What do you call funny waves? Wave Chappelle.
I love the letters of the alphabet.
Knock knock. Who's there? Hal. Hal who? Hal will you know if you don't open the door?
Where do you find the best comedians?
In the funny farm!
What is Beethoven's favorite vegetable?
Beets.