What's another nickname for a flat emo?
A copping boars.
Short Jokes
Why do orphans suck at homework?
Because they don’t have a home.
Yo yo yo, I’m a dinosaur, rawr! And my Snapchat is s4r1m-007 for more amazing jokes.
Why don't orphans play Minecraft?
Because Technoblade is on the platform.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of car on fire? Hot wheels.
You're so skinny you use floss to wipe your butt.
What was Hitler's favorite part of the car? The gas tank.
A: Do you eat food?
B: Yes...
A: You can sit on deez nuts then!
B: Omg I have depression now.
"Jizzy jazz all over my ass."
Ya momma is sus.
I give bubblegum to the homeless so they can chew it and still be hungry.
Yo mama's so nasty, they used to call them jumpolines 'til yo mama bounced on one.
"That plane lookin kinda low."
This is why they don't want to sell the Double Manhattan in pubs anymore.
Why did the serial killer let the guy in a wheelchair go? Because the guy didn’t really have any body for the serial killer to stab.
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
So I gave a disabled kid hot wheels. I mean cars, no I gave him literal hot wheels!
Technoblade: It is high vitamin B.
Quackiity: What does vitamin B stand for?
Technoblade: Broke.
Your mom is so ugly, you look like her. Oh, got 'em!
Clash Royale = CR
Angry Birds = AB
Minecraft = MC
Talking Ben = TB
Clash of Clans = COC 🤨