Short jokes
Your mom is so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.
If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."
Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?
The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.
I put a pipe bomb in an orphanage. 🤡🤡
LEZZZZZZ GOOOOO! 69 FOLLOWERS!
Technoblade never got a wife.
Who wants to be my boyfriend, please?
Poop and balls through the walls!
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
Boo Boo Doo.
What do dentists play at their practice?
Dental records.
So an emo shot themselves, and so the detective decides to ask why, but it just goes in one ear and out the other.
Friend: What are you doing?
Me: Putting peanut butter on my balls.
Friend hears in the distance, "Orphans, I have food for you!"
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.
Why does the military pick orphans as fighter pilots?
Because homing missiles don't work on them.
I saw a guy crossing a street once. The light was red.
Can you imagine The Count from Sesame Street having sex? "1 orgasm..., 2 orgasm..., 3 orgasm..., ah ah ah!"
Best friend makes joke about 9/11.
Me: My pop was a part of that!
Best friend: So sorry!
Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.
When you’re in India and you start hearing a tick, tick, tick, tick, you run!
Why do orphans become hookers?
'Cause they can call someone "daddy."
People with bipolar...............k2iojvjaiohoaehfbsjhfpoqwurp.