What did the feather say to his wife?
You light my day.
Short Jokes
At 5 years old, I already knew how to throw paper airplanes thanks to my Arabian relatives!
What did the orphan say to the other? "Quick, Robin, to the Batmobile!"
Why did the orphan not get service at the restaurant?
Because it was a family restaurant!
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
An orphan is at a barbecue and is getting food. A man asks him if he wants steak or phan I ment ham.
Your mom is so ugly even Shrek ran away from her.
Art? More like fart! Hahahahhahahahahahhah!
I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I see you, I throw up.
Have you heard about the kidnapping at the goat farm?
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel actually has family.
This joke is kinda offensive, but here you go.
What’s the longest joke of the year? Pride month.
What's Stephen Hawking's worst nightmare?
Stairs.
Clit
Why did the penis go fly?
Because a girl sucked it too hard, it went flying away.
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.
What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?
"When am I gonna see my parents?"
Lmao.
America is filled with MAYO MONKEYS (you could make a mayo sandwich!).
I miss my wife, Tails.
My friend's 4-year-old daughter made up this joke.
What kind of poo should you put in your hair?
Shampoo.