Short jokes
Why did the person peel his skin off? Because he wanted to.
Stephen Hawking couldn't drink anything.
He'd break if he did.
Did you hear Biden went to the ER?
He's having a little trouble with his Putin.
What's the most annoying thing in the world?
When you're told you're still qualified to live.
What is a testicle's favorite book?
Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth!
Uhhhh ohhhhhhh yea (moan).
The 🦅 asked the female eagle, "What did you eat?"
"I ate New York hot dogs."
Why can't a girl with no legs play soccer? Because she's a girl.
Who is the first person an orphan sees? The doctor.
Sad news, my obese parrot died today.
Mind you, it's a huge weight off my shoulders.
What did the tomato say to the sad pickle?
"What's the big dill?"
What does a sad cowboy and a supernatural fan have in common?
Both want to put a Winchester in their mouth.
What do you call a sad porno?
A tear jerker.
Whoever has my voodoo doll, can you just finish me off already?
Roses are red, I am Groot, Honey, where's my super suit?
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized!
Orphan: Wanna have a sleepover?
Friend: But you're an orphan.
Orphan: Just wanted a place to sleep tonight!
After the school shooting, Joe pretended to be a victim while his sister ate the flesh of the fallen.
My friend saw your forehead and realized you're gay.
Give me followers instantly!