Short jokes
Why was the baseball player stuck in the stadium?
'Cause he made his home run.
I had to get my dog. Is it a tree? Was your time and I had fun today after dinner. I had...
We saved a Swiss flag from a house fire. I thought that's a plus.
Why are baby elephants so smart? They hang out with friends!
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on the couch, the couch got destroyed.
Blonde: Can I suck you off? (has STDs on mouth)
Me: Naw (drake turn/dab)
One little orphan had roast beef, the other had none.
One little orphan went to market, the other stayed home. Wait a second.
Science gets you to the moon.
Religion flies you into buildings.
Ever heard of rape jokes?
No?
Well, I'll MAKE you hear 'em!
What do you call a baby that came out of their mother's womb? A virgin.
Juice WRLD died a legend. Making these jokes won't get you anywhere. Grow up.
Don't joke about Juice WRLD; he died a hard life, so get f***ed.
What's the difference between Santa Claus and Jews?
Santa Claus gets to leave the chimney alive.
Please stop using this thread. It is cancer.
A dog meets a cat. The cat is black and the dog is white. They have sex on site, no cap.
Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson? Cause it's a family company.
My girl walks in the room in nude mode and sat on my dick. I said, "What up, your pussy?" She said, "Your dick."
My wife's dyslexic, but hey, nobody's perfect.
What’s the difference between a bullet and a prostitute? They both burst a barrel.
Okay, so I ate an apple and it tasted good.