Short jokes
What do you call a gay cactus?
A "prick."
Why did Greg go mad? Because Stephen stalked him.
"Are you related to Yoda?"
"Because yo-delicious!"
Canada has free health care, here is a link to some Canada Facts! https://www.1stcontact.com/blog/20-interesting-facts-about-canada
I saw a cyclist in the road today, so I ran over him and he said in a robotic voice, "SHUTTING DOWN!"
What cries, is red, and is a pokey boi?
The baby you just feed nails to.
My dog got stuck in my ass, help!
I joke about 9/11 because if I did it, it would have a tendency to crash and burn.
Water to his Dad, Steam: Hi, Dad, I mist you!
Steam: double-you(w). aich(h). ay(a). tee(t)?
What did one mountain say to the other? Nice to peak you!
Q: What did the sign say on the whore house?
A: Beat it, we're closed.
I really need jokes for my Atom bookmark project :3
"Well," he says, "It's what mommy calls me sometimes."
The little girl screams, "Don't eat it! It's a fucking asshole."
Your momma!
When you are playing Fortnite and you get a big W, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Three men walk into a bar. You would think the 3rd one would have ducked! 😅
outside lmao.
-inside gang sucks. This joke was made by outside gang.
When do you go at stop and stop when done?
I don't know, I'm not a pedophile.
Ice cold coffee? Cool beans!
Why don't skeletons play music at the church?
Because they don't have any organs.