Short jokes
Don't hate life, love it because when you want to live and try again in life, it's already too late. :(
What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.
Guys, my girlfriend calls me: "911, help! There’s a strange man in my room and I think he’s on drugs!"
She’s so nice.
I used to have an imaginary friend who I could talk to, and he could grant me wishes and stuff... and then I stopped going to church.
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no balls?
Still no fucking idea.
You know shit is going down when anything pumped up kicks related is brought into school.
Your forehead is so big, if you fell, you would knock out your whole state cold.
Q: Name a murderer?
Aborted fetus: My mum.
Tooth 1: Hey, do you like my jokes?
Tooth 2: Yeah, but they're cracking me up.
Hiiiiiiiihihihi.
Kobe played I Spy and he said, "I spy a mountain."
What do you call it when you light a person in a wheelchair on fire?
Cooking the vegetables.
Who thinks Kenya's dancing is bad and wrong? NO!!!!!!
"Zre, um, be careful when using a gun, okay? And meh not fat, boy."
Sad life goes, joke mom.
Chat date for Kenya and Jaden!
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
What was Stephen Hawking's least favorite invention? The walkie-talkie.
Roses are red, I am very cool, You, on the other hand, Need to drown yourself in a pool.
The Queen: "I've had a few medical problems this year. I'm so old that my pussy is haunted!"