Short jokes
I can see your cameltoe, you nasty thot!
The exam is knocking at my door... so I ran away from the window.
When you try to close a Google ad because it was covering content, but it was covered by "Ad closed by Google."
I don’t have enough money to buy cheese, could you provolone me some money?
What did Goodlife Fitness say to LA Fitness? "I guess it's just not 'working out'!"
2+2=4-1=3 quick math.
What did the baritone say to the alto?
Nothing, you couldn’t hear him.
"You're the bomb"—a compliment in the USA.
An argument in the Middle East.
What's small, stupid, and has no dad?
Ben.
I killed a Wood elf yesterday. The guard charged me with... mer-der.
Oliver Savagê.
Here's a joke... you.
I met him once, but he wouldn’t give me his autograph!
Looks like he never charged up fully.
Was he under insurance claim?
Stephen Hawking trying to climb the stairway to heaven.
Jake Adkins watches James Charles.
What's green and furry?
Fiona from Shrek.
Why were Adam and Eve's sons so much alike? Because Cain was Abel minded!
I wanna see Stephen Hawking on nitrous.