A police officer said to a belly button, "You're under a-vest."
Short Jokes
So my mom said, "Did you do your homework?" Well, I say yes, and in the hour, I yelled, "This is fake, not real!" 😅😅😅
Is your fridge running?
Why yes, it is!
Then you better go catch it!
Ehhhhhhhh.
If life was like Pacific Rim, I'd say your mom's pussy was a category 5.
What happens when you search nudes on my phone?
Nothing, I don't have any.
Apparently, I'm a category for jokes now. Hmm... ok!
#HOMIEZ4Life
P.S. Say "crack my finger," now say it backwards :)
When I was younger, I thought that it was cool to use knives because kids used to ask me to use them.
By the way, have you seen my sister?
Jimmylikeskids4
I f*** my dad. Please help me. ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Yo mama is soooooo fat that she was arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack!
What's the first thing that a battered woman does when she gets out of the shelter?
My last if she knows what's good for her.
Why couldn't the kid with Down syndrome play football?
Because he got all the downs.
So I'm a cow, guess what my dad thinks of that? He says I'm a loooosmer.
The Titanic was in a pickle when they saw the iceberg.
Hi, I'm Yeff.
What do you call sex?
Making cake.
Hahahahahahah I'm dying.
I'm going to your mom's house. Can you help me, planet?
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