Short jokes
Me being raped is like my birth certificate; it doesn't expire.
Q: What’s Jackie Chan‘s favorite drink to have at a bar?
A: Wo-Tah!
So I walk into a bar, and there’s people waiting in line to punch me in the face.
That’s the punch line.
Which way do gay men walk?
One Direction.
What’s the best part of stage four cancer?
A: There’s no stage five.
What's the difference between Jesus and Christmas tree lights?
They can both flash.
School sucks, just like you, get roasted nerds.
What is the definition of polish sausage?
🐴🍖 Horse meat.
Women have so much evil in their blood that God has to drain it once a month. Hehehehehe
What do you feed a group of octopuses for dessert?
Octopie!
Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.
Africa has every gun except for what?
A water gun.
Suicide is population control, republished.
God bless the shooting that happened.
I wish my ex-wife would take me back. :(
HAHAHAH! You all got April fooled in the wrong month!
I went to the store and I saw no oranges, and I went to ask the cashier:
"Cashier: Which one?"
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apples get picked! 🤪
I tried getting an abortion, but they said, "Sir, this is a pizzeria."
Why does the military pick orphans as fighter pilots?
Because homing missiles don't work on them.