Short jokes
Hey, Mom, I am ugly.
"Facts," my mom says.
Orphans smell like Grandma cunt.
How do paedophiles greet people?
"How are you, kid?"
What do you call a missing Indian woman?
Why did Germany win World War Two? Wait—that's not right... um... excuse me while I look up who won the war...
*disconnected*
#NoMoreOrphanJokes STOP IT NOW! I will dislike all the orphan jokes that appear.
If Emma Feel had a penny every time someone gave her head, she would have enough to make Mark Zuckerberg and Trump her third-legged bitch.
So when my parents say no to "isms," I say, "Can I be homophobic?"
What do you call Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Do you know how a snail has a "nail," why can't it be a nut?
Hey anime girl, I hope you know that Jayden is a boy and we got back together.
Hahahaha, you never had a chance, so hahahaha!
Would you rather:
Fight Mike Tyson
Or
Lick an elephant's butt after it took a crap with diarrhea?
My mom loved taking pics of me when I was a child. Thanks to that, people really believe my fake smiles! :3
Sans: Why did the skeleton go to the party?
Papyrus: Why?
Sans: 'Cause he was too fat and ugly!
Papyrus: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA LOLOL,OLOLOL
Q: What’s a koala's face song? A: Never gonna give you up BECAUSE it hangs on the tree and the person is the tree?
Why couldn't an orphan use a fighter jet?
Because he couldn't use the homing missiles.
Why are you making all these bad jokes about orphans? What did they ever do to you?
Kid: Hi Mum!
Mum: Hi, Loser!
Kid: Why?
Mum: You loser, why? Hahaha!
Kid: Waaaaaaa!
I know this is not funny, but who cares?
A, B, C, E, F, G. You smell like a baby. Maybe you should not be "Hati-ey."
Would you rather eat a brick or a matter baby?