Short jokes
What do you call funny waves? Wave Chappelle.
If you are wondering where the dog went, I don't know. Maybe he went barking around.
I love the letters of the alphabet.
What happens if you mix the two names "Shannon" and "Stephanie"? You have the name "Shanny."
Knock knock. Who's there? Hal. Hal who? Hal will you know if you don't open the door?
How come Christmas is one time? Because it is so nice!
I wish everyone spoke to each other the way God did.
The History of the Star Spangled Banner. By Jose Cannusee.
Get confused with Confucius!
What game is for kids? Uno.
10 dicks up your mom's ass!
What would you call a mom cat and a kitten walking together?
KIT-KAT :p
(This isn't really a joke btw anyway.) SpongeBob, me boy, ye ruptured me intestines with that massive c*ck of yours, agahgahagahagahagah!
What does this joke and half a deck of cards have in common?
You can't even deal with it!
It’s so sad how Stephen Hawking was just rolling too far away from the outlet. RIP :(
How do trees find each other? They log-ate!
I told my cousin since we're not blood-related our parents would let us date.
Her pants were on fire.
Q: If an electric train heads south, which way does the steam go?
A: No steam.
Where do you find the best comedians?
In the funny farm!
Why was the bus sleeping? Because it was too tired.