Short jokes
How do mice floss their teeth? With string cheese.
How do you cook an alligator? With a croc-pot.
What do you give the dentist of the year? A little plaque.
How can you tell when a comic passes gas? Something smells funny.
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
What’s worse than getting a job at McDonald’s?
Not getting the job at McDonald’s.
What’s the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
About 140 calories.
"What did the zero say to the eight?"
"That belt looks good on you!"
Where do fruits go on vacation?
"Pear-is!"
Wait, that's me.
I would like to make a Minecraft joke...
It would be too plain.
"What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?"
"Sofishticated."
Yo momma is so ugly even the trash man wouldn't pick her up.
How do you hire a horse? Easy. Just put up a ladder.
What kind of fish knows how to do an appendectomy? A sturgeon!
Batman on gender equality: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/I36ypJEyYpo
What do Americans and stars have in common?
They both love shooting up.
How many apples can you grow on a tree? All of them.
How can you tell if a pig is hot? It's bacon.
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you.