Short jokes

Short Jokes

Homework

So my mom said, "Did you do your homework?" Well, I say yes, and in the hour, I yelled, "This is fake, not real!" 😅😅😅

Pussy

If life was like Pacific Rim, I'd say your mom's pussy was a category 5.

Nude

What happens when you search nudes on my phone?

Nothing, I don't have any.

Finger

Apparently, I'm a category for jokes now. Hmm... ok!

#HOMIEZ4Life

P.S. Say "crack my finger," now say it backwards :)

Knife

When I was younger, I thought that it was cool to use knives because kids used to ask me to use them.

By the way, have you seen my sister?

Dad

I f*** my dad. Please help me. 😭😭😭😭

Mama

Yo mama is soooooo fat that she was arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack!

Woman

What's the first thing that a battered woman does when she gets out of the shelter?

My last if she knows what's good for her.

Syndrome

Why couldn't the kid with Down syndrome play football?

Because he got all the downs.

Cow

So I'm a cow, guess what my dad thinks of that? He says I'm a loooosmer.