All germs are from GERMany.
Short Jokes
Imagine the only way you can get laid is if you force it. đ Loser!
A Mexican opens a pharmacy in CA. Whatâs he selling?
Drugs.
Why is Sean's fashion so poor? He's retarded!
I thought of telling my teachers that I am transgender so I get to wear my AirPods in class.
When your girlfriend tells you she's a guy: "What, bitch? Naw, hell no!"
Okay, the joke's over. Bring back Trump!
You have more chins than a Hong Kong telephone book!
Jack and Jill went up the hill, both had Bacardi rum. When Jill's was gone, she wanted Jack's, that's why she took it from him.
What do u call a girl that runs faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin!
You're dead inside.
(Stabs him 23 times)
What do you call a person with one arm, one leg, one eye, and one ear?
ONESY.
âHey dad, how do you kill a star?â - Give them drugs.
Men, get into the kitchen and make me a sandwich!
Women, go chop some lumber!
White people, get back into the cotton fields!
Face-Timing My Girlfriend:
"Hey girl! Are you a veterinarian? Because these puppies are sick!" *shows muscle*
What is a box called when a cough dies in it?
A coffin.
"9/11 was just a really intense game of Jenga."
When you accidentally choke your girlfriend to death and then realize that it's your sister so who gives a f**k?
Why is Fairy's washing up liquid the best form of lubricant for anal sex?
No more tears.
Cuddle with you.đ
Whatâs the similarity between a penis and a lollipop?
Kids can take both.