Short jokes
At work: Hey guys, I'm gonna Arnold clock out now.
Who are you?
Oh, I'm an orphan!
Oh... bye! :/
Get confused with Confucius!
I had a glass of Schweppes lemonade in one hand and a glass of R. Whites in the other. I got into a hot sweat. I think I have Corona Virus.
What game is for kids? Uno.
10 dicks up your mom's ass!
What would you call a mom cat and a kitten walking together?
KIT-KAT :p
Wanna know what's funny? Scott's low joke standards.
Q: Where does a one-legged waitress work?
A: IHOP.
Steven Hawking lost the Wi-Fi connection on March 14, 2018.
What do you call funny waves? Wave Chappelle.
If you are wondering where the dog went, I don't know. Maybe he went barking around.
I love the letters of the alphabet.
What happens if you mix the two names "Shannon" and "Stephanie"? You have the name "Shanny."
Knock knock. Who's there? Hal. Hal who? Hal will you know if you don't open the door?
How come Christmas is one time? Because it is so nice!
Q: If an electric train heads south, which way does the steam go?
A: No steam.
Where do you find the best comedians?
In the funny farm!
Why was the bus sleeping? Because it was too tired.
What is a milk?
Milk!!!!