Short jokes
Yo mama so stupid that she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
We are in a matrix, wake up.
Get pranked, bozo!
Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!
Roblox usernames be like: "25k_baddieee."
Why did the qack go duck?
I don't know, rhydon deez. 4x2=8
Suicide is population control, republished.
An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.
He asked, "Is somting wong?"
The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the Wi-Fi password.
What is an orphan's role model?
Batman.
So, I went up to an emo and I said, "Why did you steal my bar code from my chips?"
Helen Keller threw the garbage out and broke a vehicle.
Who can relate?
NOT A RICK ROLL https://youtube.com/shorts/nnEQ5aWyO9U?feature=share
What hit the floor first, the emo or the apple? The apple, the rope stopped the emo.
If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?
I swear your eyebrows have attachment issues, they're touching right now.
What is the main group of teens in West Side Story?
New York Jets.
What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?
One won't let you down, while the other will.
Roses are red, my pencil is blunt.
A parrot trapped on a roof keeps telling the fire crew to f*ck off!
Go to community, I'm bored.
Teacher: Can someone tell me the only living thing that can reproduce without sex?
Little Johnny: "Your wife."