Short jokes
Capital Extra is a radio station!
Capital Extra is Ashley's dead ass!
What fell first, the emo kid or the leaf? The leaf, 'cause the emo kid just hung.
Kid: Why aren’t koalas considered bears?
Nerd: Because they're marsupials.
Kid: No, because they didn’t have the koala-fication!
Yo mama so stupid that she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
We are in a matrix, wake up.
If a girl says no twice 🤔.
Mathematically that’s a yes, so you’re good to go!
I fell in love with my teacher.
Which is weird because I am home schooled.
The woman said stop, but the man kept going, so the wife just kept fucking.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get to the house. They turned the lights out. Jill shouts, "It's a dildo, WTF?"
If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.
Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!
Helen Keller threw the garbage out and broke a vehicle.
Who can relate?
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What is the main group of teens in West Side Story?
New York Jets.
What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?
One won't let you down, while the other will.
When the card declines on child insurance.
"Deznuts up your ass."
Q: What's worse than f**king a 2 year old?
A: Wiping the blood off of your clown suit afterwards.
"White on white crime, well ham rights crime anyway in Eastern Europe right now!"
"Morbius" is a bad movie (jokey).
Boobies!