Short jokes
I was playing baseball with orphans, but when they hit a homerun, they had nowhere to go.
Why was the kid sad?
He was adopted.
I go 7u7. I said I go 7u7. Get Rick and rolled, my son.
I adopted you. Now say goodbye, you missed your Spanish lesson...
I can't wait to have 2020 in my hindsight.
What is a meatball without spaghetti? A cow.
Voicemailing.
What is it called when young sheep bet?
LAMbling.
(haven't uploaded yesterday cuz couldn't think of a joke)
What do you call chill legumes?
Hippeas.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the British bastard and get the egg roll.
When they were going around giving out brains and you thought they were saying "train," so you said, "No thanks, I’ll take the next one!" 🤣
Hey guys, it's an alien!
Why didn't the skeleton follow his dreams? He was too gutless.
What kind of vegetable makes the best receptionist?
Cauliflower.
Why didn’t the construction worker build a bridge?
He was scared to get across.
Pacman 200 balls
What do we call a skeleton who has a ton of travels?
A skele-TON!
What did the triangle say to the circle?
"You're pointless!"
What did the pizzas say to the pizza maker?
CHEESE-US!
What did the baritone say to the alto?
Nothing, you couldn’t hear him.