Short jokes

You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.

You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has elected you president.

What's the difference between a car and a car?

I have absolutely no idea, sorry.

Why did the terrorists crash?

They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.

Lol.

I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.

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Adopting a kid is like having a yard sale! I mean, if the owners don't want it anymore, what makes you think I want it?

There are women complaining about being r@ped.

JUST DON'T GO NEAR DARK ALLEYS WITH A SPORTS BRA ON. 😁

Teacher: "Hey, James, this is the third time I asked you a question!"

James: "But you told me not to answer you back!"

My mom said she would miss me if I committed suicide, so we made it double.

When you see a woman with a leg chain, what usually comes to your mind?

Who is the first person an orphan sees? The doctor.

Sad news, my obese parrot died today.

Mind you, it's a huge weight off my shoulders.

I once put the Bible in the fiction section.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

I did ap.

I did ap who? (I did a poo)

EEWW you did a poo???

Why does Little Johnny hate hot dogs?

It reminds him of last night.

I breathe in African food.

I really wanna hit you right now, but that would be animal abuse.

Maga shaman is a vegan, lmao!

Capital Extra is a radio station!

Capital Extra is Ashley's dead ass!