Short jokes
What’s the worst part about a dead prostitute?
You end up doing all the work.
So I walked into my bathroom to clean some stuff, and no one ever told me you can't put phones in the bathtub!
Did you hear about the nun that got kicked out of the convent?
She got caught squatting on the cucumbers in the garden.
How do you get a trans woman to commit suicide?
Use he/him pronouns on him.
Autistic spesh people are drongos.
I'd make you fall harder than the South Tower.
If you could add one zero to any number for the rest of your life, what would it be and why?
Why is Marcus gay? Because he's gay.
Palestinians leave without saying goodbye.
Israel says goodbye when the Americans say so.
What do you call an @EB with no ears?
An Explain B.
Your hairline is so far back, a pilot thought it was an airplane.
What do you call a rapper who can’t rap?
A wrapper with no FILLING.
Why do rappers make great fishermen?
They always have the best HOOKS.
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST.
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
Unemployed.
Why did the rapper climb a ladder during his performance?
He wanted to take his career to the NEXT LEVEL!
Why did the pirate go to the gym?
To improve his booty strength!
Why do jeans always compliment your booty?
Because they’ve got your back!
What’s a ghost’s favorite type of pants?
BOO-TY JEANS!
What kind of tests do rappers always pass?
Sound checks!