Short jokes

Why don't skeletons play music at the church?

Because they don't have any organs.

What do you call a dog wearing a beret?

Smeargle!

I was walking, and I saw an orphan, and I said, "Where are your parents?"

What did the girl say when she ran through the door?

Ouch.

I always loved going to Bill Cosby's house; he always greeted me when I woke up with "Rapey-rapey, eggs and bakey."

"Send me back, I never liked you."

Why do people name a kid "Rob?" Because they want him to rob a bank so they could adopt new kids to lock in their basement for a late-night toy.

I went to China and said, "I have a big cock," so they thought I said they look like a cock. Then I realized I said it in English.

Why did the pony have to gargle? Maybe because he was feeling a little hoarse.

Why are we here?

Have you ever eaten a clock before? I heard it’s very time consuming.

Why did the roach talk to the man? To die.

Aaron, you glad I didn't make this joke?

My name is Justin. I like boys. Hit me up?

You: Did you get the new snoo subscription?

Other: What's snoo?

You: Not much, how 'bout you?

"Baaad boy."

Want to hear a joke? Look at the Miami Dolphins football record.

We used to have a tail on the back... and now it moves forward.

I was on a plane and my mom said, "It's just a little turbulence."

And I said, "Mom, we just got on the runway!"

How do cows say "oof?"

They say, "MOOf."