Short jokes
"Deznuts up your ass."
"White on white crime, well ham rights crime anyway in Eastern Europe right now!"
What fell first, the emo kid or the leaf? The leaf, 'cause the emo kid just hung.
Kid: Why aren’t koalas considered bears?
Nerd: Because they're marsupials.
Kid: No, because they didn’t have the koala-fication!
If a girl says no twice 🤔.
Mathematically that’s a yes, so you’re good to go!
I fell in love with my teacher.
Which is weird because I am home schooled.
The woman said stop, but the man kept going, so the wife just kept fucking.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get to the house. They turned the lights out. Jill shouts, "It's a dildo, WTF?"
If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.
Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!
My money don't jiggle jiggle, it folds.
I want to see you wiggle wiggle, for sure.
"1v1 me in Clash, you're trash, bro."
Your nose is so big that Apple had to make a custom iPhone that unlocks using Nose ID.
My friend: "Hey, I see a dwarf!"
Me: "Where?"
Friend: "In front of me."
Q: What's worse than f**king a 2 year old?
A: Wiping the blood off of your clown suit afterwards.
"Boiled ham" is what you call a dead Russian.
"Morbius" is a bad movie (jokey).
Boobies!
Maga shaman is a vegan, lmao!
Capital Extra is a radio station!
Capital Extra is Ashley's dead ass!