Short jokes
I gotta do terrorist :)
Why did your dad FUCKING LEAVE YOU? He went to suck balls.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
What is God’s favorite candy?
Jesus Pieces.
You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
What should you do after banging the tightest pussy?..
Just put the diaper on her 😉
"Mmmmmmmm, daddy, f*ck me harder. I love you, daddy, mmmm. I luv your cock, mmmm, lick me, lick my clit, daddy!"
Dick cheese, booty hole, yellow cum shot, anal shit, dick hole, ass brownies.
Republicunts/Cuntservaturds.
You see this guy's sense, bahh? If it was a cartoon, it would be an avatar. Cause why?
Anytime he needs it most, it vanishes. 😹💔
Orphans must hate 2020 because you need a home to homeschool.
Your mum's so dumb, she thought Pornhub was a corn hub!
Your mamma is so fat that even a North Korean missile would have competition.
Na only this guy I know say him trouser fat pass his bank account. 😹😹😹
That's if you even have an account. 😹😹💔😹💔💔😹😹
What takes knowledge to do and also takes knowledge away?
Looking down the barrel and pulling the trigger. 😂
We love Russia, we do.
We love Russia, we do.
We love Russia, we do.
Oh, Russia, we love you! 🇷🇺
Hey girl, are you an orphan?
Oh, that’s right, I’m your daddy.
How did they lose 2 Towers?
Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.
(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
The kids at Robb Elementary School went in to read books. Instead, they got dozens of magazines.
Are you a printer? Because you turn my soft copy into a hard copy. Dark..Humor :)