Short jokes
What does a blowjob from an 80-year-old and bungee jumps have in common?
You feel the rush, but don't look down.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Abajo.
Abajo who?
I have abajo of water with me.
Why can’t you high five a Japanese person?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
The reason Stephen Hawkings died is probably because he fell off his wheelchair, and he must've pressed shut down by accident.
Why did the tamale go to the hospital?
because estava malito :)
How many people do you think are in a graveyard? Hopefully none.
Roses are black, violets are black.
I’m colorblind.
What did the mustard say to the ketchup at the race?
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Are you wearing a diaper? Because your butt looks so saggy.
Stranger: Knock knock.
Person: Who's there?
Stranger: Sugma.
Person: Sugma who?
Stranger: Sugma balls, kid!
Why do seagulls not fly over the bay?
Because if they did, they'd be bay gulls.
What do you call a weak, beta, tall and dumb kid? A banana.
But if you're vegan, you call him food.
If you're poor, you eat the skin.
Why couldn't the kid with Down syndrome play football?
Because he got all the downs.
When I was younger, I thought that it was cool to use knives because kids used to ask me to use them.
By the way, have you seen my sister?
"Guess what my wife left in the freezer?"
"Her miscarriage."
What do you call a crying dick?
I call it a crying dick.
What did the stepbrother and stepsister do together?
Oof, mitosis!
Why did the orange stop?
Because it ran out of juice. Hahhaha.
Baby, here's my anus.
Baby, too, where's my anus?