First Man: My dog's got no nose.
Second Man: How does he smell?
First Man: Awful.
First Man: My dog's got no nose.
Second Man: How does he smell?
First Man: Awful.
Knock knock? Who's there? Kanga. Kanga who? Not kangawho, kangaroo!
It’s so sad how Stephen Hawking was just rolling too far away from the outlet. RIP :(
Drawned.
If I had a dollar for every time someone did something stupid,
I would have approximately 7.8 Billion dollars.
The exam is knocking at my door... so I ran away from the window.
When someone pops up in your life making you all happy, you be like, "Who sent you?"
Here's a joke... you.
Was he under insurance claim?
Jake Adkins watches James Charles.
Why were Adam and Eve's sons so much alike? Because Cain was Abel minded!
What games do you play if you are bored?
Board games.
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was outstanding in his field!
"You're the bomb"—a compliment in the USA.
An argument in the Middle East.
I killed a Wood elf yesterday. The guard charged me with... mer-der.
Oliver Savagê.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Yes, because a house doesn’t jump.
What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?
A violin has "strings" and a fiddle has "strangs."
Me and my friends were telling puns. My teacher said we should be “pun-ished.”
Let me Lickitung until you Squirtle.