Short jokes
What is the difference between a laser beam and a trash can?
A trash can doesn't rage.
Can you guys comment on my nuts jokes (aka Willma, Bofa, and Savor)? I just want to see if people don't think it's funny.
What is the difference between a horse and a rabbit?
A horse can't hoop.
¿No sabes el chiste de Pocoyó? Tan Pocoyó.
Why did the rhino eat the car?
Poop.
Hey freshfry, are you on? Because I'm ready to play on the Xbox.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer:
The man said, "He's going to rape the people on the side of the road."
What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?
THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.
Hey guys, sorry to bother you but search "Izzy" on the search thingy on the website, thank you!
Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.
What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls?
“I like big nuts and I cannot lie!”
I don't know why there are 26 letters in the alphabet.
Me: Spell "I cup."
My Friend: I see you pee.
Me: BOII YOU BETTER GIVE MEH SOME PRIVACY IN MY BATH ROOM!!!!
My Friend: Oh hehe O-O
Why didn't the teddy bear want to go to the gym?
Because he didn't want to get ripped.
What do you feed a group of octopuses for dessert?
Octopie!
Why can an orphan relate to a pack of bananas?
Because they both split away from their family.
Why are koalas so cool? Because LL Cool J ama said "knock you out!"
What is the difference between an orange and an orphan?
The orphan always gets picked... Oh wait, I meant an orange always gets picked.
"Joe momma" is called that because it means "you're a mistake."
Bro, your forehead so big Dakota's forehead seemed small.