Short jokes

Short Jokes

Dog

First Man: My dog's got no nose.

Second Man: How does he smell?

First Man: Awful.

Dollar

If I had a dollar for every time someone did something stupid,

I would have approximately 7.8 Billion dollars.

Exam

The exam is knocking at my door... so I ran away from the window.

Life

When someone pops up in your life making you all happy, you be like, "Who sent you?"

Son

Why were Adam and Eve's sons so much alike? Because Cain was Abel minded!

Bomb

"You're the bomb"—a compliment in the USA.

An argument in the Middle East.

Violin

What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

A violin has "strings" and a fiddle has "strangs."

Friend

Me and my friends were telling puns. My teacher said we should be “pun-ished.”