Short jokes
I just got my doctor's test results and I'm really upset about it. Turns out, I'm not gonna be a doctor.
What’s the difference between a fetus and a jar of pickles?
The pickles aren’t as tasty in a jar.
What’s the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
About 140 calories.
Where do fruits go on vacation?
"Pear-is!"
Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks?
Because you know that whites are in for actually committing something.
LYNXXXXXXX!
Yo mama was so dumb, he didn't know how to turn on his computer.
What’s the worst part about a dead prostitute?
You end up doing all the work.
So I walked into my bathroom to clean some stuff, and no one ever told me you can't put phones in the bathtub!
The only thing shittier than rapeboats rhymes are his jokes.
"Rapeboat" has six fingers on each hand and one big eyebrow. Signs of inbreeding.
Why does rapeboat like going to the dog shelter? It's cheaper than a whore house.
What's the difference between a rapist's mouth and a sewer?
Nothing, they both spout shit.
One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish.
I’m breaking up with you, bitch.
What do you call a country's booty?
Its bottom line.
Why do butts always win at poker?
They always hold the best PAIRS!
Why couldn't the booty be a conductor?
It couldn't stay on track.
How does a booty apologize?
From the bottom of his fart!
Wait, that's me.
Stranger: Do you need hair regrowth products?
Kid: No, my hairline is just far back.
Stranger: Do you need a doctor?