Short jokes

Short jokes

Doctor

I just got my doctor's test results and I'm really upset about it. Turns out, I'm not gonna be a doctor.

Fetus

What’s the difference between a fetus and a jar of pickles?

The pickles aren’t as tasty in a jar.

Calorie

What’s the difference between a baby and a baked potato?

About 140 calories.

Prison

Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks?

Because you know that whites are in for actually committing something.

Papa

Yo mama was so dumb, he didn't know how to turn on his computer.

Part

What’s the worst part about a dead prostitute?

You end up doing all the work.

Phone

So I walked into my bathroom to clean some stuff, and no one ever told me you can't put phones in the bathtub!

Rapeboat

Why does rapeboat like going to the dog shelter? It's cheaper than a whore house.

Mouth

What's the difference between a rapist's mouth and a sewer?

Nothing, they both spout shit.

Fish

One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish.

I’m breaking up with you, bitch.

Poker

Why do butts always win at poker?

They always hold the best PAIRS!

Booty

Why couldn't the booty be a conductor?

It couldn't stay on track.

Hairline

Stranger: Do you need hair regrowth products?

Kid: No, my hairline is just far back.

Stranger: Do you need a doctor?