Hi, I am Michael Jackson, pronouns are HEE/HEE!
Short Jokes
Why are Muslims terrible at football?
Because every time they have a corner, they build a shop.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? You can't stand up.
Watching porn.
Watching porn blow my dick like a basset horn.
Yo mama so tall!!! When she wakes up from her bed, she stands up and finds NASA beside her face, and she thinks it's a fly!!!
Me: I’m going to get burrito 🌯
Friend: You can have my burrito baby.
Gay.
Friend: *begins to moan*
Me: Finna hang up.
Puns, that's how I roll.
A guy walks into the house carrying a sheep and says out loud, "This is the pig I screw when you're on the rag."
His wife replies, "That's not a pig, it's a sheep."
He says, "I was talking to the sheep."
What does the cannibal say when he jumps into the pool?
CANNONBALL! P.S. I made this myself.
Jesus walked, so Mohammad can fly.
Deez nuts!
GOT EEMMMMMMMM!
Greg is a pedo.
Why did Adam commit suicide? Andy went through the back door.
Why did Aaron slit his wrists?
Because it's him.
What do you call a fat bitch that eats cum from used condoms? Your mom!
I love riding my bike 🚲.
When I get hungry 😋
What is my favorite color? Yellow.
What is fall?
If you hate America, I don't like you :)