Short jokes
Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.
Me: What do you want to do for your birthday?
Fiancé: I want to go somewhere I've never been before!
Me: Well welcome to the Kitchen!
I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."
"Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website!" This post has the most comments on the whole website.
D.A.R.E. Lion Mascot: Don't take drugs kids!
Me: My therapist says I need those to live.
D.A.R.E. Lion Mascot: _escorts to school counselor_
You look like a heroin addict in a women's refuge.
What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?
They ordered two large planes.
Teddy bear, teddy bear, turn around.
Why I turn around?
Infopka.com
What's an orphan's least favorite T.V. show?
Family Guy.
Trystan Leonard is going out with Katelynn O'Toole.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Father's or Mother's days.
Why do orphans miss Mother’s Day? Because they don’t have a mother to give to!
What's white but not black, and red all over?
J. K. Rowling after attending the world premiere of the next Matrix movie.
Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: The U.S. in 1919!
Yo cuando no hago la tarea.
An orphan walked up to St. June's Family Hospital.
Doctor: "Sorry kid, you can't be in here."
Why does Mini P.E.K.K.A. love pancakes? Because he is busy watching explicit content involving the Archers and Firecracker.
My wife is so fat, I took her to the Macy's Day parade. They attached ropes to her.
How many times did Rob O'Neill shoot Bin Laden? 911 times.
What did Rob O'Neill say before he shot Osama Bin Laden between the eyes?
"Go to HELLakbar!"