Short jokes
Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....
Evan
A customer asked me to look at their hairline. I time traveled back to the dinosaurs.
What do you call a dwarf that fell into a cement mixer?
A wee hard man.
Why are orphans so scared of the dark?
The dad can't check the closet for them.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't make a 9/11 joke?
I HATE URANUS! I WANNA KICK IT!
Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.
Your hairline is so far back that it would be a 70 mile trip to the back.
Your hairline is so bad that the Teen Titans gave up.
Sometime ago I went to the morgue and asked if they took walk-ins.
What color is Sonic's ball?
Blue because he keeps getting rejected.
"Cummy wummy all over my mummy."
What does Cinderella wear to the beach?
Glass slippers.
What do you call a white kid looking at infants?
Pedophilia boy.
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My Mom said, "I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied."
Well, I said, "Have you seen her?"
You and Jason in your bed.
What do you call a flying Aboriginal?
Boong 747.
The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996; they are popping off, bro.