Short jokes
Why are Chinese people bad at baseball?
Because they ate the bases.
I can't with these, LMAOO!
Why are all these pathetic jokes about school shootings?😒 You all are so fucking pathetic... Humanity is officially gone, stupid bitches...
What's the hardest part of eating bald pussy? Pulling the diapers back up when you're done!
What do you call a fish that has a dick?
Moby Dickkkkk!
Tyler
Who are the fastest readers? Nine-eleven victims, because they fell through 720 stories in under 10 seconds.
Sans
What do you call an ear that's dead? Deaf. Hahaha! Oh wait...
A bully chokes me. I simply say, "Joke's on you, I like being choked!"
Why was the Milky Way remembered...
Because it's... DELICIOUS!
What will Donald Trump build in our devices?
A firewall.
What's a skeleton's favorite meme?
Ken Bone.
For Stephen Hawking, why is being drunk and having his power shut out the same?
He blacks out.
I wake up in the morning and I suck my teeth.
I fucc mi brother.
Let's not make any more Indian jokes. All your jokes are trash. Please stop.
Tilted Towers is gone.
You know you're high when you hold all your pineapples hostage and yell, "SpongeBob, I know you're in there!"
when the sus.