Short jokes
What do you read on Halloween?
What did the funny bone say to the skin?
"You're not humerus, I am!"
Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?
I wanna date you.
Said mom, dad said no, you are a horrid, f*cking d*ck.
A man walks into an AA meeting and asks for a roadmap.
Ah, you wanna read a cheeseburger joke for your friends to hear.
Nah, bro, you're just going to get cheese on your burger.
What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?
A bullfrog!
"Hump a vow, it makes a cow."
What did the people do to the deceased after tests?
They bari-um.
What's a witch's favorite subject?
How can you find out how old a cabbage is?
By looking at its cabbAGE.
Must. Escape. Meme.
Existence is what meme stands for for some haters.
I asked my friend, "Hey, did you get a haircut?" and she said, "No." Then I'm like, "Really? Then why are you bald today?"
A chair came to life and said, "I'm alive!"
I said, "Yes, I know I am."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Please.
Please who?
Police, can you stop talking so we can get to the end of the joke.
Lol.
What did the horse say when his throat was sore?
I have a hoarse throat!
Do you know how I lost my music teacher job?
I tried to hit G by putting D.
The more they smile, the less they see.
Remember kids, ejaculate, then evacuate.
Ooh, I wonder what's on this browser. *clicks* "How to tell your kid they're adopted."