Short jokes
Come on guys, this is nasty, he was my uncle, ffs :(
DDLC be like: "You kinda left her (Sayori) hanging."
And Yuri TOOK A SEAT...
On the floor.
And died.
The end.
Mayonnaise marry me?
Bro wtf is all this!?
Like fr tho none of this be funny... messed up af to joke abt sum shii that ppl go thru.
I'm Canadian, and I admit we've done some stupid things. But we've never given nuclear launch codes to a literal retard.
Why did the fat rape victim cross the road?
To block traffic.
How many dead babies does it take to paint my room?
It depends how many bullets you have.
What was Jesus scared of the most?
Snails.
Your mother.
How do you die from Alzheimer's? You forget how to breathe.
Why does Aaron cry at night? His alcoholic father beats him.
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff.
How long does it take for 10 dead babies to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.
Cancer jokes really grow on you--unlike the patients' hair.
If you park your tow truck on the footpath, it'll get towed.
Why couldn't the dinosaur clap? They're dead!
A fan gave another fan a blowjob.
What do you call it when a watch has too many belts?
A waist of your time.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh, wait, he doesn’t walk.
How did two retarded people get ran over in one second?
They're my friends.