Short jokes
What do you call a fucked up mullet? A fullet.
If I tell Stephen about these jokes, what is he gonna do? Chase after me? He better run fast!
This joke is like a vacuum cleaner... it sucks.
Why do orphans mehfjekskkskdjfjdkdkks?
P1: What's the difference between a kid and a hooker?
P2: I don't know.
P1: Wow, you sick fuck!
You're so ugly that every time you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."
A man walks into an AA meeting and asks for a roadmap.
What did the horse say when his throat was sore?
I have a hoarse throat!
Ah, you wanna read a cheeseburger joke for your friends to hear.
Nah, bro, you're just going to get cheese on your burger.
The more they smile, the less they see.
Remember kids, ejaculate, then evacuate.
What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?
A bullfrog!
"Hump a vow, it makes a cow."
What did the people do to the deceased after tests?
They bari-um.
What's a witch's favorite subject?
I would tell you a good joke, but I can’t, so here is a bad one.
I would tell you a joke about a teacher, but she’d kill you at school.
Dan, I'd bent.
Why do orphans have no home?
Because they didn't have a family to give them one.
Katgod, can you get your girlfriend? She's messing with me, and I'm gonna hurt soon.
#GwenComeBack Gwen please come back!