Short jokes

What did the chocolate dentist say to the other chocolate dentist? Did you "chip" a tooth?

A blind man is going for a walk. Eventually, he reaches a fish market.

He yells, "Hello ladies!"

The real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs.

What do you call a pile of cats? A MEOW-tain.

I saw Stephen Hawking using an ATM. It is nice to see he had found someone before he shut down.

How do kill a redneck?

Wait until he is fucking his sister and take the brakes off his house.

How do you poop?

What hype is this place out? Is it for the night? You cannot say what is a great night. I have a good night.

The Octopus joke! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

You're so fat, Thanos had to snap three times to destroy you.

What is a great 👍 for?

Fun.

I wish I was blind.

If only Karen Carpenter had eaten Mama Cass's sandwich...

Why did the orange stop?

Because it ran out of juice. Hahhaha.

Have you ever heard of Jane Doe? Well, her husband's name is Dill, so I guess that makes him a dildo!

My grandmother said goodnight...

She never said good morning.

So a cupcake walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says to himself, "Damn, this is some good shit."

How many people do you think are in a graveyard? Hopefully none.

What is a paedophile’s favourite symphony?

Amadeus Mozart’s special flute in A minor.

Why couldn't the kid with Down syndrome play football?

Because he got all the downs.