Short jokes
Daughter: Where was I born?
Dad: Alabama.
Daughter: That is nice.
Mum: We have never been to Alabama.
Dad: RUN!
Why do brides wear white?
So they match the kitchen appliances.
Why did the car fall asleep?
Because he was too tired.
The bank said go to the river bank. Oh, oh, oh, good fishy joke!
Will someone play Roblox Adopt Me with me?
Iron Man dies.
Whoever is deleting my messages, comment and say why!
Your mom is so fat that she thought Eminem is a candy.
What do orphans do at parent teacher meetings?
I rub lipstick on my forehead to make up my mind.
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Why do Chinese people like playing Among Us?
It’s the only place they can vote!
Why did the fish go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling “eel.”
Did you hear about the broken guitar for sale?
It comes with no strings attached.
What do you think fish tasted like before women started swimming?
Me and bro talking about direct objects at 1 a.m. because we don’t know English.
Incest.
When your genealogy chart is a straight line.
My favorite meme is, "N_gga."
What do you call the Illuminati when they take over the world and control everything?
The Jew World Order.
I hop on Clash Royale. I see Mega Knight. I cry.
Like if you hate the Mega Knight from Clash Royale because I really, really hate it so much!