God better hope they got an elevator to Heaven.
Short Jokes
What’s heavy, black, and can’t swim?
Ted Kennedy’s Oldsmobile Delmont 88 with Mary Jo Kopechne trapped inside.
Max Alexander Heart is adopted.
мy naмe ιѕ jeғғ.
What did the people who cracked the Liberty Bell get for breaking it?
The no-bell prize.
My life.
I love my family when they're buried alive.
His wife shut off the internet.
What do an acting role and playing sports have in common?
If you break a leg, you get cast.
What did the boyfriend say to his girlfriend?
Why does the sun get a lot of girls? Because it's hot.
Roses are red, My friend is choking. That stupid bitch shouldn't have eaten my muffin.
What's the difference between the microphone and Bambi?
One is a Welsh idea, the other's a well shy deer.
Evan David Sandri is gay and he is adopted.
If you have 20 apples and you ate 2, how many do you have left?
0 because you have 20 and take away 2, you have 0 left.
What do you call a bear with no ears? A b.
Yeah, that joke was unbearable.
Why did the camel cross the road?
Because it wanted to get to the bright green grass.
Two pencils walking down the street.
Which one hasn’t got AIDS?
The one with the rubber on.
What's 12 inches long and begins with a p?
A shit.
What is God's favorite planet?
Saturn because it has a ring around it.