Short jokes
Gays, blacks, and your maw, mate.
Trump pumped and dumped his wife at the border.
Me: You have pretty eyes.
Her: Thank you.
Me: I can make them roll back 😈🥴
Billy Bob like pineapple.
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
Want to do a titcock dance with me?
Joel isn’t a joke, he’s the embodiment of perfection.
The best joke: you. O wait, I can't even say that because jokes have meaning.
We forge the chains we wear in life.
Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.
So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts; this ain’t no ordinary blow job.
Your mini pecker is so small, the taxi driver said the ride was so short that he'd do it for free.
Little Johnny has no arms. Knock, knock, who's there?
Not Johnny.
Who was in Paris?
I dunno, the title was censored.
Me imagining how Batman's hairline looks like.
Nobody: Me: His hairline kinda do look like a Batman symbol.
What did Jake say to Peggy?
"CALC-U-LATOR!" Get it? Like, "Catch you later!"
What's the best competition to do with an orphan?
Which orphan had their parent for the longest?
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are da bomb.
"Police control! Have you been drinking?"
"Go Pikachu! Thunder Clap!"
"Did you just throw a hamster at my head?"