Short jokes
I carried a magnet, then people found me very attracting.
Din mor ligner en banan. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
🎉🎇🎊🎆🎈
What happened to Stephen Hawking after he reached Heaven?
Nothing yet. He is still struggling to get up the stairway to Heaven.
How can you make a orphans hand bleed?
Real them to clap until there parent come home.
Whenever you think back to 9/11 and realize there are 12 hours in front of us, why the f*ck didn't they warn us?
I air.
Apex Legends: exists.
Titanfall fandom: (Literally on fire and at war with itself) "Everything is fine."
Bender.
"Out of the way, I need to Caterpie."
Shrek yells at Donkey. Fiona yells, "Stop yelling at the ass!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Natyourcheese.
Natyourcheese who?
Natyourcheese, I wasn't gonna say bless you!
A lot of people get mad at me for my bad jokes. I always thought they were punderful.
I felt a window break once. It was pane-full!
What did the author say when he got a correct answer? "I got it right!"
What time should you go to bed when it's bedtime?
Cam was hereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
What happens when a pun isn’t funny?
It gets PUNished.
Q: Why don't orphans turn up to parents evening?
A: Because they don't have any parents.