Short jokes
GURL
"Hey Gwen, I'm back."
-Dev
"It's been so long they unblocked it!"
What has a tail, a head, but no body?
A coin.
How do you throw a space party?
You plan-et! Hahahaha, get it?
Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Both crews were marooned!
What has to be broken before you can use it?
Answer: An egg.
What month of the year has 28 days?
Answer: All of them.
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
All of them are married!
A man dies of old age on his 25th birthday. How is this possible?
Answer: He was born on February 29.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...
"I know, you have a lot on your plate right now."
Why did the stick fall?
Because he is a stick man.
It's cavers.
What do you call a dick with three eyes?
Preston.
I just bought a book about lamps...
So I can do some light reading over the weekend.
Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?
A: Home to see their mama!
Why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics?
Because they train at the best school.
A rhombus.
I had something about tripping over ice.
Well, it slipped my mind, so I'll just test some diamonds to see if they're ice.
What do you call multiple quintuplets that look the same?
Naruto's mom.