Short jokes
A Roman went to the bar and he held up two fingers and said, "Can I have five drinks, please?"
"Julius Caesar" isneezer
The unicorn was so much better, and I love it!
Your forehead is so deep, not even curry can shoot from that deep.
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?
You realize we are tolerating you, right?
Where's your off button?
What hurts the most? 😹
A. Breaking up before chewing.
B. Breaking up after chewing.
You used to be someone’s sunshine, but sorry, the climate changed. 😂😂😂😂
Hey guys! Just a reminder that the guy below me is a crying bitch! Have a good day!
See, this is the best thing about no such thing as vampires because I'd be the first person to say drinks are on me.
Like if you think Joel was a hero for saving Ellie instead of saving the world.
Dark humor is like water, some people get it, some people don’t.
When my family goes to weddings, my senior relatives tell me things like “You’re next!” So I started doing the same to them at funerals.
HELP! I MIGHT BE A RELIGIOUS EXTREMIST BECAUSE MY RHYMES ARE DA BOMB.
Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.
You're so poor that you die and go to the backrooms.
Hairline is so far up, Patrick Mahomes can't even sell to a wide receiver.
Daryll
What do you say when Jack's late to sex ed?
"Aye-jack-you-late!"