Short jokes
For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
What do you call a legless cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.
You only put your user name under Daddyboy_01 because your dad left you, hahahah!
I told a joke at a funeral, but no one laughed. One mf was ded though💀.
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
What did the janitor think when he was mopping the 101st floor?
The 102nd.
Poop is yummy, fuck!
Queen
Today there was a line to punch me.
Yeah, that was the punch line.
What do youuuuuuuuuuu Oh f***, my mom is gonna kill me! My shit is stuck on the toilet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do you want to hear a cold joke?
Can't. It warmed up.
If you have a pair and it runs around the street, what do you call it? A running pair.
My mom told me to help her with the laser, but it was opposite day, so I pushed her down.
She said help, so I kicked her.
Your mum eats cabbage.
What did the seal say to the shark?
"Are you seal-iously going to eat me?"
A big guy told the small guy, "Do you want a little pill because you look ill, or should I smash you?"
The mom and dad left the child because they were famous and rich, like rich monkeys.
The orphan can’t play soccer because he doesn’t know where home is, and his school is too dumb to learn.
Your hairline looks like it was drawn onto your head.