Short jokes
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
No one misses them.
I asked my French mate if he had a games console. He said, "Oui!"
At weddings my mom always tells me I’m next. So I say the same to her, at funerals.
You're so clapped that you make Susan Boyle attractive.
What's white but not black, and red all over?
J. K. Rowling after attending the world premiere of the next Matrix movie.
A "monster" that has 2 heads, 2 bodies, 6 feet, why am I not afraid of the "monster"? It's my dad riding a horse.
Your mom is so hairy that King Kong got jealous of her.
Why do most orphans cook for themselves?
They don't have a home cook.
What's the difference between me and a corpse? I mean, I'm not dead... yet, right?
What do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
A: Cowacat
B: Mooore
C: Cowacatfood
"Joe Mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth."
Braken Rodrgrigous?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
How did the gay man die? Homicide.
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!
Your forehead is so big that it's a 20 dollar taxi ride from your eyebrow to your hairline.
How much does a chimney cost?
It's free cause it's on the house.
EDP445 is a cupcake. Look it up.
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