Short jokes
You are like Papa.
Friends don't lie.
Dentist said I grind in my sleep... he a real one for that.
If your dad didn't bring the milk, what are you dipping your cookies in?
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Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get the milk and to get to the dark side.
Why does America have more guns than people?
I found your parent!
My dad is so good at hiding, even the FBI can't find him.
I worry about him sometimes.
What is Steve Harrington's favorite musical?
Hairspray.
What does Finn Wolfhard do when he makes a good joke?
He drops the Mike.
What award does the Demogorgon get? A Emmygorgon.
What is the Demogorgon's favorite song?
"Maneater."
What does Joyce do on a Saturday night?
Netflix and Will? Will? WILL!? WIIIILLLL?
What do people ask on a Friday night?
"Hey, wanna go to the Barb?"
What is Gaten Matarazzo's favorite song?
"Dust in the Wind."
My friends' titties are bigger than my sakuras.
Knock knock. Who's there? Colin! Colin who? Colonisation!
Just kidding, colonisers don't knock before they come in.
Say the drive through at McDonald's, order (don't say the sake) but when you get it ask them, "My sake?" and say, "Sake that ass."
WTF?
Ayo fake guy.