You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".
You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.
Short Jokes
A stupid dolphin makes an annoying noise.
The dolphin did it on porpoise.
I for the class?
Just got a new internet connected toaster. It wouldn't work until I enabled pop-ups!
What do you put on a cheeseburger? It's a wrap!
Police: Hey man, look at this! *throws cocaine at fan and it flew back into his face* Me: Are you okay? Police: Looks like I "crack"ed the case.
S, ss, slalom. A.
What do you call roller skates you can walk in?
"Wock n' roll."
Why do doctors use so much lipstick?
Because they love cos-medics!
What do birds use to check their grades?
Air-ies...
Why doesn’t Ganon search the web very often? Because there’s too many links.
I had some puns about construction, but I'm still working on them.
Bessie Coleman - I don't want to be a flier cause I am African American.
One day I was at church. I had to sit down. I said, "Who in the world stinks?" I looked down. Turns out it was me, and this is not a joke, but funny.
Sometimes I feel ugly, but then I think of my sister.
The thing about animals is every time you pick one up, you have to put it down.
Q: What is a baby's favorite reptile?
A: A rattlesnake.
Who's the cutest president in the world?
Kim Jong Un, chh💕💕💕
I was asked to give a bicycle joke, but I couldn't...
I was two tired.
I was going to join the debating team.
... but someone talked me out of it.
