Short jokes
I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."
I heard a motivational quote saying faith can move mountains, but faith cannot move your receding hairline.
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.
I'd rate the pilot a 9/11.
Your hairline is so bent that Bob the Builder couldn't fix it.
Tell me a joke about my hairline.
No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.
Me: How do you celebrate Christmas?
Orphan: I don't know what you mean.
Me: There is no one to give a present.
My parents created a joke 11 years ago and people are still laughing at it, but I know it's not me because jokes have meaning.
I can get my grandma 50% off from her groceries by just scanning my wrist.
What do you call a graveyard full of disabled people?
A cabbage patch.
Your hairline has a huge path between it, looks like Moses had something to do with it.
That’s why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea.
Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To eat Bob's arms.
Bob went to hospital and had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Bob.
What do you call an IT teacher that touches his students?
A PDF file.
Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.
Why are Mexicans good at Uno?
They always steal the green card.
Life is never hard until you get hit hard with reality.
Why are you sad? Because you are in Morocco, ha ha.