I was going to join the debating team.
... but someone talked me out of it.
Short Jokes
Why was the computer late to work?
Because it had a hard drive!
How did the inkjet printer kill himself?
He drank cyan-ide.
Texter 1: You know People treat me like a god.
Texter 2: How?
Texter 1: They ignore my existence unless they need something.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your eyes' reflection, My dreams come true.
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I watched a movie with a lot of ketchup on the ground.
I don't know why my friends look disgusted.
What’s the difference between rap lovers and the Gigachad?
Rap lovers get more pussy.
Zack Stargaze has a small willy, lol.
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
Drake.
Why did the rapper always carry a camera?
Because he wanted to "capture" the rap star!
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS.
I may not be your cup of tea, but I am definitely your 10th shot of tequila.
Sully: Praised after landing in the Hudson River.
Garuda Indonesia 421:
Sully's co-pilot:
Q: What's the most popular dish in Africa?
A: The empty one!
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.
Daveon is so straight, he can't even handle a slight bend in the road.
Daveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.
They say the only curves Daveon likes are on his credit card statements.
