Short jokes
Did you hear about the new doggy condos?
Apparently they are now releasing!
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Why did the chicken cross the plane to get to the other skyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lloooooooooooooooooooool?
What did the substrate say to the active site?
"C'mon baby, we fit together, open my door lock to f**kin' key."
Stupid.
Did you hear that story "Three Lines in the Sand?" By dickadraggin'.
Q: Two skeletons walk into a bar. What happens?
A: They fall.
(They walked into a BAR, as in a rod or whatnot.)
omae wa mou shindeiru.
Nani?
What's the worst part about getting old?
Going to pull up the wrinkles in your socks, just to find out you're not wearing socks!
Why did you say hi? Babies don't talk.
Red hot 🥵
Robert Smith walks into a hospital. The nurse says, "We have the cure!"
What did the lampost say to the other lampost?
Nothing, because it can't speak.
Hi, I hope you’re
What did the sunglasses say to the banana?
Nothing, sunglasses can’t talk.
Habit.
I'm the joke, bitch.
Me.
The joke is as short as me.
You are the joke.
You know what a big ass is. If I told you it's a fake ass, so I'm lesbo.