Short jokes
A handicapped person tells a good joke, but he can't be a stand up comedian.
Your hairline is the road to Eastern Cape.
Your hairline got suspended, it's not coming back.
Why is the cheetah super good at hide and seek tag? Because he was too fast!
Nostalgia hits you like a train.
It's so hard, you can even wake up.
How do you keep a Biden supporter in suspense?
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Your momma is so ugly, the director thought she was a real zombie.
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
Some jokes are best left not harassed by those who are offended by them.
For I have everyone's IP address.
You call it Hell. I call it Saunaworld DX.
Not a joke?
More like not an existing organism in life.
Q: What's the difference between a knife and a razor blade?
A: Depends on which wound bleeds faster.
Anne Frank is still the Nazi hide-and-go-seek champion.
Apparently terrorists and Japs are the same; they both went kamikaze.
What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...
Yo momma so fat, Santa said, "Ho, ho, ho, I've gotta go!"
Why wasn’t the orphan allowed on the game show?
The show was called "Family Feud."
For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
The last names after marriage!