Short jokes
A cartoonist was found dead in his home.
The details are SKETCHY! :)
What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls? A roll model.
What did the skeleton pull out from behind his ear?
Nothing. Skeletons don’t have ears.
Yo mama so fat, she plays tennis with Pluto.
Me: Mrs., can I read my book?
Teacher: Sure.
Me: *watching my Chromebook*
I played catch with my friends, but they keep going to sleep when I throw it.
Sorry, no adults allowed.
Only 3 per person.
Imagine me being 12 feet taller than your dad.
Be papered.
So an ace gets handed a piece of paper and it says, "Do you like me or no?" and the ace says, "I'm not registered to vote!" Hahahahahahahahjajqh.
Freshfry, my friend, please talk to me!
Hi Alex, it's 2:00 Easter time. Freshfry is a scaredy-cat. He left when you left, lol.
Saw (DYM 69).
Police seek clues to explain Walmart.
To Drew the Devil,
We NEED to talk RN. I'm very mad at you, and we need to talk.
Angry Alex
Why can't ghosts stay happy? Because they are too skeletal.
lolo.
Me: What do you want to do for your birthday?
Fiancé: I want to go somewhere I've never been before!
Me: Well welcome to the Kitchen!
Why did the judge dismiss court when the orphan walked in?
Even a gay prison wouldn't want him.
Dad: Honey!
Mom: What?
Dad: All of the broken condoms are on the bed.
Mom: WHAT!?
Children: *staring*