I went 80 mph in a school zone and one of the speed bumps screamed, "Am I hallucinating?"
Short Jokes
That's caketasic!
Yo mama so fat, when she got ran over, the van did a 360 flip to Mars!
1: Hey.
2: What?
1: We're outta paint.
2: *HMM*
(And that's how stop signs have extra paint.)
Why did the ducks go to jail?
They sold quack.
Let's rock and roll!
"Ahoy, Spongebob! I just committed homicide in Syria, and the one-party state is after my fucking ass! Argagagagagaga!"
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?
His left shoulder.
lolo.
I went to take out the trash, could not find you, so I went back in. The next day I found you.
When you wear a big hat and your butt starts to splat diarrhea!
Peter: Curses!
Jacob: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Peter: *Crying*
Jacob: Why are you crying?
Jacob: Whatever. *Leaves orphanage*
What do you call a house with no one living inside?
An orphan house.
What state starts with an "a a lama"?
I say what Kay’s jesjejejeeuedeeeeeeee.
Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.
How come Mr. Squirrel watches porn sometimes?
Sometimes he feels like a nut, sometimes he don't.
Anyone want to join us? :DDD Talk to anyone on the chat :)
Violence isn't the answer. It's the question, and the answer is yes.
I got a GTR yesterday, now my kids say, "GTR we there yet?"