Short jokes
Your dad has a huge PP.
Someone cutting the cheese then farted.
Someone sees the cheese, and it smelled like crap (literally). He said, "Who cut the cheese?"
Your head so big you can wash a big TV on it!
My sister said to kill myself, so now I’m in the hospital hoping to die.
When I mist, I miss.
If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to skull.
So, I walked up to my grandma and I said, "What color would you be on a rainbow cupcake?" She just turned 61, ok, ok. So I'm like, "I got it, I got it, ok, ok." She's like: "Ok, what color?" I say: "Grey."
He do American feel like Trump is the president, he is stupid like soup.
What a magic trick, it's so bad!
Too bad, chick.
I don't get progressive leftists these days. They claim to be supporting BLM, but they aren't pro-life.
Anyone want to fuck? Cause my sisters are such cunts!
Doctor: I will deliver the baby right away.
Dad: I would like the baby to have a liver.
"Butter, butter, and butter, please, please bring me butter."
What can't you say to an emo?
Hang in there, buddy!
I ate Taco Bell last night. I pooped out your hairline.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a flower?
One is beautiful.
For every dollar a man makes, a woman makes 70 cents.
That’s unfair! Now the man only has 30 cents!
Why were the baker's hands brown?
Because he was kneading a poop.
What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?
They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.