Short jokes
What do you call a pig in the mud?
A Ky hot brown.
I love just having fun!
I've done a skele-TON of work to think of this joke. Trust me, I've got a FEW more jokes!
No, "quarter quarter."
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite snake?
Microchips.
I'll remember my last words... "Sorry, I'm not sorry!"
Why can’t you run in a campground?
Because it’s past tents.
The QUEEN took a shit at the poker table. It was a ROYAL FLUSH.
Hey John, how are you going?
Helium, yeah good, what about you?
(Hey Liam)
What's Stephen Hawking called on fire?
Hot Wheels :)
To you, Iron Man may seem cool or awesome, but to me, he is pretty ironic.
When you go to your girlfriend's house but accidentally go into her dad's room and fuck him anyway.
Who is better than Alabama?
CLEMSON TIGERS!
How does a skeleton kill a bug?
They SOCKET!
I sat down to eat some ice cream. The next moment, I screamed!
Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"
I have more STDs than Hicks has friends at the moment. I only have one.
Eggs are so egg-cellent that they are sunny-side up.
Monkey monkey monkey monkey.
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