Short jokes
I was asked to give a bicycle joke, but I couldn't...
I was two tired.
Trystan Leonard is going out with Katelynn O'Toole.
What do you call a drivable Hamburger?
What?
A Hamborgini.
Did you hear the pickle joke?
It's actually a really big dill.
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Alle Kinder heißen Melissa, nur nicht Melissa, er heißt Kurt fra Zonen.
Alle Kinder hiessen Melissa, ausser Kurt, han hed det "grime Kurt bombomn".
Alle kinder hedder Rune, undtagen Kurt, han hedder Rune.
All the kids are named Rune, except Kurt, he is named Rune.
You. You're the joke.
I saw Simba walking slowly.
I told him "Mufasa!"
What did the tree say to the kid with a bike? "Take a hike!"
A Ford?
Why did the otter cross the road?
To get to the otter side.
I can't remember the last full conversation I had with my grandfather.
Good thing is, since he hit his head, he can't remember either.
Who is the smartest student in school?
The scholar.
Just watched an upsetting video. Please retweet. #Stop The Make-A-Wish Foundation.
Q: What did Darth Vader say to his smashed wristwatch?
A: I find your lack of face disturbing.
He huffed and he puffed, but instead of blowing the house, he choked it down with his mom.
What's the most delicious city in the world? Hamburg.
What turns green to red in a flick of a switch?
A frog in a blender.