Short jokes
You'd think with Jason being a pastor's kid, his parents would have gotten him Invisalign.
And an exorcism.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
My heart is dead.
I’m such a fool.
Why did I fall for you?
My Son: "Mummy, why is my name Thomas?"
Me: "Because the night you were conceived, I had a train run on me."
You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?
Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?
Why do orphans have a single chip? Because they don't have a full bag.
Your mum is so cool, she looks like a fridge. Quote: Jude Porters.
Knock knock. Who's there? Knock knock. Knock knock who? I'll knock knock you out if you don't stop.
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
Who betrayed Cheesus Christ?
Goudas.
"BU" is the element of a surprise. Boo!
Hey babe, I’m looking to get 23 years in 23 seconds, can you help?
Where do religious kids practice sports?
In the prayground.
How did the inkjet printer kill himself?
He drank cyan-ide.
Why was the computer late to work?
Because it had a hard drive!
Your life? Wanna hear a sadder one?
My life.
My PC.
What did one wall say to the other wall?
Meet you at the corner!
What comes after 611? 711.
What comes after that? 811.
What comes after that? George W. Bush.
Yeoooo.
What do hospitals do when they receive donor organs? They organize them.