A project where people get lined up to be changed.
Short Jokes
What did the weed say before he got on the escalator?
If you were a fruit, you would be a fineapple.
If you were a vegetable, I would visit you in the hospital.
I meant because.
Orphanage kid: You’re ugly!
Kid with mother: Your mom!
When I saw your hairline, I thought I saw kid Jason Voorhees.
I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.
"Bully," omg, that girl is so ugly.
"Me," Wait, what...ever.
What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?
Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.
What's the difference between a wanted person and a wanted handicapped person? The handicapped person wasn’t last seen on foot.
Stop being disrespectful to all those people and their parents. Oh, I forgot, they don't have any parents.
I accidentally said, "Go cry to your mom," to an orphan. ðŸ˜
If boys are like sports because they are easy to play, then girls are like a sandwich. They are nice at first, but they're crusty after.
Hey, is anyone’s mom missing? Yeah, yours.
Why can’t orphans tell these jokes?
Because they're fun for the whole family to hear.
An orphan asked his caretaker where his parents are, and the caretaker said, "A place called home."
Opinions are like orgasms. The only one that matters is mine and I don't care if you have one.
Your hairline can fit a truck without touching either side.
What do you call a failure in another language?
Me.
If you're looking at this, then look behind you!