Short jokes
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGEABLE RHYMES!
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?
Lil Drip.
I'm surprised BLESSEDBRIAN can fit through the door, considering how INFLATED his ego is.
I've seen more depth in a kiddie pool than in BLESSEDBRIAN’s jokes.
It's amazing how BLESSEDBRIAN manages to keep his head in the clouds while his FEET are FIRMLY PLANTED in mediocrity.
My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was a blow job.
I’d say Leo is as sharp as a marble, but that would be an insult to marbles.
I’m trying to see things from LEO’S perspective... but I just can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
SLADE is the reason they invented the PAUSE BUTTON.
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the studio?
To drop some LEAD.
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS!
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT!"
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
How do rappers greet each other?
With a high five and a mic drop!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some FLOW-TIDE!
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!