Short jokes

Short Jokes

Vegetable

If you were a fruit, you would be a fineapple.

If you were a vegetable, I would visit you in the hospital.

Kid

I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.

Kid

What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?

Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.

Handicap

What's the difference between a wanted person and a wanted handicapped person? The handicapped person wasn’t last seen on foot.

Orphan

Stop being disrespectful to all those people and their parents. Oh, I forgot, they don't have any parents.

Girl

If boys are like sports because they are easy to play, then girls are like a sandwich. They are nice at first, but they're crusty after.

Orphan

Why can’t orphans tell these jokes?

Because they're fun for the whole family to hear.

Orphan

An orphan asked his caretaker where his parents are, and the caretaker said, "A place called home."

Opinion

Opinions are like orgasms. The only one that matters is mine and I don't care if you have one.