Short jokes
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥
What is a fun game for an emo kid?
Tug-o-war with a tree.
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't use WhatsApp.
What do snowmen call snowballs?
Children!
Have y'all ever heard of dad jokes? Y'all hairline is funnier than those.
What type of movies are orphans not allowed to watch?
PG movies.
Yo momma so fat, when she went for a health consultation, the doc told her to make do with health insurance.
This is just a bad emo pickup line, lmao.
Are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in!
Sup guys, how are you?
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
What did Africa say to the grass? Get off me!
Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!
My brother eats water from the pig factory at 1:00 a.m., and blames a deaf kid, so he ended up going to solitary.
"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."
How do you say “Yes, you look good” in Spanish?
– Sí...
See deez nuts!
What kind of pizza can't an orphan order?
Familiar pizza.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Johnny.
Johnny who?
Johnny want yo' mommy.
You're so ugly and fat, and you're so lazy you can't even get your ass up and walk.
What is an emo's favorite song?
"Suicidal."
You look at it. You tug on it like a shoe string. You play with it like elastic bubble plastic, but it still never grows.