Short jokes
WALL-E
Want to hear my pencil joke? Wait, I'm still writing it.
Hi Sean!
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Big butt
I learned that humans eat more bananas than monkeys...
Huh, I don’t recall ever eating a monkey!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!
I like pepper.
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?
You wanna know what's a concept? An orphan being homeschooled.
Jimmy asks an elevator operator what he thinks of his job.
The operator shrugs and says, "It has its ups and downs!"
Everybody loves "appreciation." So that's what I named my dick.
G@y 👌
Ku cina Na xidludla swifana no push refrigerator. 😂😂
Why do golfers always bring a spare pair of pants?
Because they always get a hole in one!
What are all grandmas infected with? Defiantly not a parasite!
Shut the hell up with all these Stephen Hawking jokes, hahah. I wanna kms.
A person with a wheelchair makes a joke. No one laughs.
Inner thought: "Wheely Manerva, wheely."
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How did Steven Hawking die?
He blew a fuse doing an update.