Short jokes
What is an orphan's favorite TV show?
"Alone."
I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"
He started crying.
Why did Dan the orphan go to the orphanage?
Because he was! I couldn't make the homepage website!!
The smartest kid in my class says "is-land" instead of "island."
Spring is here, I got so excited, I wet my plants!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Grounded beef.
On one hand he was fantastic and the other a spastic. You could say he was a fantastic spastic.
What does E.T. stand for? Because he has little legs.
What does S.H. stand for? He doesn't.
What does S.H. stand for? Shit happens.
Who said, "That's a small step for man, a giant leap for mankind?"
Not Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking had a high I.Q., but still had to learn how to be disabled.
Why can you say "Kobe" even though you missed?
Because he didn't land either.
I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed that I only had a crock pot.😅
Why is there a hole in Uranus?
Eli is hot.
One day an orphan went to jail, and a big dude went behind him and said, "I want you." The orphan said, "Finally!"
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀
What does a pirate say to the president?? Spread your legs so I can get my treasure back.
Why are emo kids the best jumpers?
Because they never fall down.
The UK is a joke. I want to leave ASAP.
The convoy truckers are a joke.