Short jokes
There hasn’t been 3 months of peace in this country since 2019. Jesus, take the wheel.
What does the EPA issue when a person stinks up a room with their smelly farts?
Air quality alert code brown!
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, you can hear the chair screaming.
How many East Asians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Tu.
AI - AI - Rabo several projects:
Decker: “No Hebingingennanorin and Chirver.”
Alx: “Madam Bob Lee Hubn Vera 20”
Are you interested in it?
More than two boot branches.
What’s a rapper’s favorite exercise?
Heavy bars.
What instrument do skeletons play?
The Trombone!
What did one slave owner say to the other slave owner when he couldn’t find his slave?
Don’t worry, I’ll rope him in.
Why didn't the child go to school?
Because he died of a heroin overdose.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
Because it was all about the TIMING.
How does a woman scare their gynecologist?
By becoming a ventriloquist.
How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly?
If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely can’t look down.
A: What did the podiatrist say to the double amputee?
Q: Sorry, but I can't help you.
If a lawyer gives birth to a stillborn baby, is it considered a miscarriage of justice?
I locked Terri Schiavo in the freezer.
Hey, I thought that's where you were supposed to put vegetables!
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star.
Why did the rapper become a teacher?
Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE.
Why was the rapper always so confident?
Because he had a lot of rhyme and reason!