Short jokes
If brains were dynamite, BLESSEDBRIAN wouldn't have enough to blow his nose.
If BlessedBrian were ANY LESS intelligent, he’d have to be WATERED twice a week.
If Leo were any slower, she’d be going BACKWARD.
I would call Slade dense, but that would be an insult to rocks.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGEABLE RHYMES!
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?
Lil Drip.
I'm surprised BLESSEDBRIAN can fit through the door, considering how INFLATED his ego is.
I've seen more depth in a kiddie pool than in BLESSEDBRIAN’s jokes.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to mix up some beats!
If LAUGHTER is the best medicine, BLESSEDBRIAN'S JOKES are the disease.
BlessedBrian is always stupid, but he’s been making a SPECIAL EFFORT recently.
I don't know what makes BlessedBrian so STUPID, but it REALLY works!
Slade must be WiFi... because I’m not feeling a CONNECTION.
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!
Do you want to give your life to God and be in Heaven?
My Grandpa killed 30 Air Force pilots in WW2. He was a very bad mechanic.
Which one gets bullied the most, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
Which of these is the smartest; also, list them too: Is it autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?