Short jokes
I'm like a teddy bear. I don't like to be fucked.
There aren’t enough gymnastics jokes.
It’s flipping annoying! (Original)
Why did the golfer change his pants? In case he got a hole in one!
What were the orphan's mom and dad's names? John and Jane Doe.
"MERCURY INSURANCE, come to our office in Mercury."
Mom: There is so much of the dog's dirty ball marks.
Me: *umm ohh no* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA dirty balls!
Best chick ever.
Call me at 6969696969.
Roses are red, That's a tin can, You have no home, So get in the van!
Because all I do is pound it, man, I would put you on my 600 lb life if you didn't weigh a thousand.
Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him!
What do you call a eatable door?
- Coriander 😂
Which flies cannot be seen?
Time flies.
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?
"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙
I took my mother-in-law out yesterday.
God being a sniper is so fun!
Friend: What fly's and cry's?
You: A cloud.
Viggie tickles.
There was a man. He took a right. He took another right. He took a last right. Why did he stop?
Look under...
Under where?
You just said underwear!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I've been taking Viagras for sunburn.
It keeps the sheets off my bed at night!