Short jokes
What ankle is getting cut off of school? The lights.
Which month is the bus? December.
What do you call a school that can talk?
A school with a face!
What do you get when someone named Victoria falls? A Victoria Falls!
Bruh.
CHABI CHABI CHAB CHAAAAB!
Colder than the conversation between a fat guy and a Super Model...
When my friend eats a mint, I say, "Hey, is it mint to be sweet?"
When you're sitting by the mushrooms and you hear one say to the other "Hey, you're a fun guy."
Why are your eyes blue? Cuz they have food coloring in them.
What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?
Long John Silvers or Captain D's.
What runs but does not walk? It's water.
Hey, I asked for a paper, but I thought it was a cut, but it turns out it was tearable.
I first saw her in the Walmart picking out your drawers.
"We make sexy time, yes, and every night I tap that."
But your mom's the best, the super M.I.L.F.
And I blame it on the al-al-al-cohol, but if I were you, I wouldn’t kiss your mom on the mouth at all.
A treatment joke.
#babagang
What did the Orphan say when he Googled Orphan jokes?
I would say these jokes hit home, but there is no home to hit.