Short jokes
Big feet equals mini meat.
How do stars get their name?
By a black hole because it's sueeeee!
Will Smith slapped your hairline to space.
After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says "WTF!"
How did the flapjack feel when syrup was drizzled on him?
Butter.
"Ohh wing wing."
This is just a bad emo pickup line, lmao.
Are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in!
I like touching things that have been in space. I was super excited when I got to meet an astronaut.
Sup guys, how are you?
For so long, I thought I was a Gemini, apparently I'm Cancer!
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
What did Africa say to the grass? Get off me!
Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!
"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."
I swallowed shampoo. It goes blblblblb. 🧼
When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science
Why did Hitler go for handicap?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
What would you do after seeing your most loved one shot? Reload.
Your dad has a huge PP.
Why can't you ever see an emo?
They're too high to see.