Short jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your mom's house.
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Your new father!
What did one butt say to the other?
Something brown is slithering down.
Get the gun, shoot it up your bum!
When a rocketship went into space, seven astronauts went into space. That's why it's called NASA.
Why did the ducky get arrested?
He got caught selling quack.
I wasn't looking at you, your big forehead was distracting me.
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥
What is a fun game for an emo kid?
Tug-o-war with a tree.
Why were the baker's hands brown?
Because he was kneading a poop.
Daddy, harder!
Vaginas are like onions. They have lots of layers to get through.
"Proud boys" more like snitch boys!
White people be like, "Less bomb Ukraines hospitals and schools!"
Hahaha, dumb white people!
Are you the sun? I can see you from a mile away.
How do you f**k a duck?
Usually duck a f**k.
Welcome to Joe's pizza, you make 'em, we bake 'em.
You're so fat that when you went sunbathing at the beach, Greenpeace came along and pushed you back in the ocean.
If you execute someone in ventricular fibrillation in the electric chair, will they come back to life once and then die?
It's so cold, I mist bring my jacket.
Why did the teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't get even.