What do you call a crazy-in-every-way sister?
A sissy.
Short Jokes
You’re so short, you must need a ladder to reach your advice and dreams.
Why did the number 5 get voted out of the game in the 1st round? Because he was an odd man out!
What did the undershirt say to the T-shirt when they were fighting?
"If you don't shut up right now, you're gonna lose your shirt!!!"
Get it?
Kid: "THERE'S A SHOOTER IN THE BUILDING!"
Shooter: "Oops."
It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.
From the makers of Mangeone...
What did the orphan say when he first played Sims? Dang, you can have a family!
I went out with this girl the other night. She wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.
Why can't a homeless person win a baseball game?
They can't find home plate.
Please go subscribe to Kane Brown, people; he has good songs. Please go subscribe to him, please.
People at school thought I had special powers. It was something called "Constant supervision."
Never got a mother's love, lol.
My builder was extending my basement when he questioned me because he found three dead kids in a corner tied together.
When you go to the priest's basement, you will always find the pope's body and his children in the corner of the room.
My mom told me to get dressed, and I said, "For what? Are we going to the rodeo?"
din mamma
What is the difference between chocolate and sex?
I would rather eat the chocolate first and then make love.
What is Bugs Bunny's favorite dessert?
Chocolate carrots balls.
Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?
Because for them, love isn't an open door.
What would you name a detective if he didn't already have a name?
Cassie.
Get it?
