Short jokes
Me running out of the hospital after telling COVID patients to stay "positive."
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the gay man's house?
Knock knock, it's the gay man. There's a chicken at my house.
My brother thinks he's cool when he just SMELLS.
Y'know, I never knew Obi-Wan Kenobi participated in an anime, "Snow White with the Red Hair," up until now.
My grandma said, "Hey, you want a Butterfinger cause I do?"
Me: Grandpa's in the kitchen if you want a finger.
"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."
When you fail art school.
I hope when you count, you lose the number you were on.
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
Everyone at the Queen's funeral:
Me and the boys getting her reboot card.
You know you're fucked when the speed bump screams.
Which way is quicker to die? Noose or slitting my throat?
"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream?" - Margaret
"Why?" - Depressed boy
"Because he got ran over." - Margaret
"I wish that was me." - Depressed boy
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
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My penis is so polite. It stands up so girls can sit down.
Bro, if I die, I want to die blown up by 34 pounds of C4 at a furry convention.
Have anyone seen my balls? I can't find them on my chest.
Hey! My balls are on your thing!
Why was the PUBG player sad?
Since all his friends went to school while he went to Pochinki.
I guess the queen ran out of totems of undying.