Short jokes
Hey there little mister, I'm dating your sister.
What’s the difference between God and Hitler?
God made thousands of bread, Hitler made thousands of toast.
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?
Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW.
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.
Your hairline is so far back, scientists consider it a ninth planet.
What do you call a rapper who took a dump?
Lil' Crappie.
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS!
Why should you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
A: What did the podiatrist say to the double amputee?
Q: Sorry, but I can't help you.
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
how old are my girlfriends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjBTsoYph48 oh and there my little sisters
When Chris Brown heard he wasn’t the only one to hit a woman.
Stop the cap.
Speak in AAVE, Mr. Bear...
"Talking about childhood habits, my friend told me he still collects coins and post stamps and all. He asked me, I said - breastfeeding."
What does “JETS” stand for?
Jihadis Eradicating The Skyscrapers.
What does the EPA issue when a person stinks up a room with their smelly farts?
Air quality alert code brown!
How many East Asians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Tu.
How do you play chess with a Catholic?
You put a condom on the bishop.