Short jokes
I'd insult BlessedBrian, but it seems NATURE beat me to it.
I don't know what makes BlessedBrian so STUPID, but it REALLY works!
Slade must be WiFi... because I’m not feeling a CONNECTION.
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!
What do children with cancer and Russian soldiers have in common? Their life doesn't last long.
What kind of flour do orphans use to make bread?
Self-raising.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
Abortion isn't murder.
It's backspacing a typo.
What did one shark say to the other while eating a clownfish?
Person: "How many people have you had intercourse with?"
Me: "Nun."
Bastards can never pray, because they don't have a Holy Father.
Who needs parents to be great?
Bully: Shut up, motherfucker!
Me: Well, stop talking to me and I won't have to keep fucking your mother.
I hate it when I go to the shop and people are like, "Oh, hey what are you doing here?"
Me: "Oh, you know, just hunting elephants."
People in Africa have earth, fire, air, but never water.
ememe
I gave Helen Keller an Oculus and AirPods for her 12th birthday, and she hated them and me.
What’s the difference between a pig and Maddie McCann?
Least a pig had an apple in its mouth when it was spit roasted.
What do you call an Asian, a blind man, and a very bad driver?
I woke up one day to find handcuffs on my bed. Turns out, the girl I drugged yesterday escaped.