Short jokes
Gimme a nickel or I'll tickle your pickle!
What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.
Why does fireman wear red suspenders?
To hold his pants up.
My friend said, "Where is the trash?" I said, "Look in the mirror, there is the trash."
My grandma said, "Hey, you want a Butterfinger cause I do?"
Me: Grandpa's in the kitchen if you want a finger.
Today is the day, time for more jokes!
Suck my cheetah.
Why did you and Sarah break up?
'Cause she cheetahed on me.
Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!
What type of jam do aliens like?
Space Jam!
What's hard and hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside? Coconut, what were you thinking of?
I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.
Why were the mushrooms the cool guy at the party? Because he was a fungi.
What do you call a hippo that lays eggs? A eggoppotimos.
What do a black and a tornado have in common?
They both wreck neighborhoods.
Why do you not play with a cheetah? Because they cheat!
Roses are red, violets are blue, but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.
Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.
Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!
This is not a joke, Tom. I'm asking you to leave me alone, stop being sexual, I don't like you.