Short jokes
What did one butt say to the other?
Something brown is slithering down.
Fortnite is so bad that when you try to play, trash is always in your way. LOL
Nope, nope, and nope.
A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?
It danced its a** off.
What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?
I want them both in my mouth!
The only food I want to review is my wife's rear end.
Little Johnny when he makes a Uranus joke:
Little Johnny: I have achieved comedy! 😂😂😂😂😂
There is no "W" in the word "Africa," just like there is no water.
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Nepali people are so fucking racist, like I want them all to be extinct.
Patient number 14 was diagnosed with stage 4 melanoma—a type of skin cancer. Pretty ironic how he travels. He went to terminal 14.
Your dad has a huge PP.
Why can't you ever see an emo?
They're too high to see.
White people can't say the N-word, but at least they can say, "Thanks for the warning, officer," and "Hi, Dad."
My step-dad works at a lumberjack company and he took me to work. I went climbing trees later that day and now I'm in the hospital.
What would Earth say if it had a boyfriend?
You need to com-it.
Ebay is so useless. I tried searching up lighters, and all they had was 13,749 matches.
What do queer guys call hemorrhoids? Speed bumps!
Gwen, hi, this is well, I am not saying, are you a girl? I thought you were a girl, but I could be wrong.
Daddy, good morning, please, I want too, but Davido's second-hand towel is 2.5 million.