Short jokes

Short jokes

Bone

Never break someone’s heart, they only have one.

Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.

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  • Girlfriend

    I brought my girlfriend home and introduced her to my family. My kids liked her, but my wife seemed upset.

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  • Chalk outline

    A man gets kicked out of police camp after writing "Who's that Pokémon?" next to all of the chalk outlines.

    Internet

    Does anyone still look at this? If you do, tell me if I should make more jokes :)

    Dad

    Aunt: Stop telling the kids Santa isn't real.

    Me: Stop telling them their dad is going to get milk.

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  • Forgetfulness

    Patient: "I'm starting to forget things."

    Doctor: "Since when have you had this condition?"

    Patient: "What condition?"

    Morbid jokes

    A woman gets rid of polish with chemicals and no one bats an eye The Germans got rid of polish with chemicals and everyone lost their mind