Short jokes
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
I believe "Self-Baptism" is a nice way of saying "Failed Suicide Attempt."
Are you a cheese 🧀 from Denmark? Because your "guta."
What is the toughest part of the human body?
Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.
Never break someone’s heart, they only have one.
Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.
Ccdddfrtyyhhgfdderrrrtyu.
"Nancy be like I sucked my way to the top."
When are you from Alabama? You know!!! 🐩
You can say he is not your type until you realize your type is not typing.
Think everyone who wrote these jokes are dead yet?
Have you heard about the new cereal?
It's called "Prostituties."
They don't snap, crackle, or pop, but they sure do bang!
What is a joke?
Why are they called "breaking news" in the entire world?
Because they are breaking the whole entire news.
It's all shits and giggles till somebody giggles and shits.
What do you say when you wake up to the police trying to arrest you?
“C'mon, did ya really think I’d resist arrest?”
Why doesn't the Sun go to college? Because it has a million degrees.
Why did the CSI team have to go to the "Purple Rain" shoot?
Because they had to dust for Prince! hahaha
Ever heard of the show "Naked and Afraid"? That's what I call hide-and-seek with my uncle.
How does a tree access the internet?
By logging in and branching out!
If I'm the night guard at the Samsung store, does that make me a guardian of the galaxy?