Short jokes
Tell someone to look in their shirt and spell attic. Hehe.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a Democrat? A prostitute will stop screwing you when you run out of money.
If you push someone that's bullying, if you kill someone that's murder, if there is no evidence it's nothing.
What is an Iraqi kid's favorite game?
Minesweeper.
Be nice.
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad?
One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
What's the name of a crazy crap that wins everything? Winnie da Pooh.
What do you call a happy child swinging with her friends at recess?
Not Sally.
My girlfriend is so fat, she looked into the mirror and said, "Woah, there are two of me!"
What do Indians call their father when they are born?
Data.
My teacher said he is gonna call my dad, I can't wait to meet him! 🥰🥰🥰
What do you call sweaty titties?
Humititties.
I just quit my job at a can crushing factory.
It was soda-pressing.
Why do people hate math? They always get hungry while learning about the pie chart.
An atom loses an electron... It says, "Man, I really gotta keep an ion them."
What's better, a woman or a man?
Neither, for I am WHITE.
Why can't I touch little old women, but nursing home nurses can?
What do you call a whale on a beach?
Banked.
What music do depressed people listen to?
"I Believe I Can Fly."
Who is chicken's favorite actor?
James Cor-hen!