Short Jokes

Anonymous
in Puns

New Teslas don’t come with a new car smell they come with an Elon Musk

The Special

Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

Anonymous

It ain’t always easy having erectile dysfunction but it sure as hell ain’t hard

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Anonymous

When does a joke become a dad joke?

When it Leaves and never comes back

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Anonymous
in Puns

There’s a movie about constipation. It hasn’t come out yet.

Anonymous
in Orphan

Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?

Parent Signature: _______

K/\NE
in Puns

Today was a bad day, their was a man throwing butter and cheese at me, how dairy

Anonymous

Ever heard of the show naked and afraid? thats what i call hide and seek with my uncle.

LavaHound2017
in Puns

I’d tell a sodium and hydrogen pun, but NaH

Anonymous
in Puns

So what if I can’t spell Armageddon? It’s not the end of the world

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Anonymous
in Religion

How does Moses prepare his tea? – Hebrews it.

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D

Did you here about pillsbery dough boy he died of a yeast infection

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Anonymous
in Music

What do you call a singing laptop? – A Dell.

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BoomkittyFX

A man gats kicked out of police camp after writing “Who’s that Pokémon” next to all of the chalk outlines

Anonymous
in Marriage

I brought my girlfriend home and introduced her to my family. My kids liked her, but my wife seemed upset

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Anonymous

my mom said take out the trash and i said okay. the next day she asked “where is your sister”, and i said in line to get crushed.

Overwatch_Gamer321
in Puns

“Doctor, there’s a patient on line 1 that says he’s invisible” “Well, tell him I can’t see him right now.”

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James

Grandpa: you can’t have phones within 15 feet of the table Me: and you aren’t allowed within 100 feet of the elementary school

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Anonymous
in Puns

Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were too many knights.

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Anonymous

Did you know my grandpa was part of World War 2? He killed Hitler.