Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?
Because there were too many knights.
I love Brussel sprouts more than I love myself
Does anyone still look at this if you do tell me if I should make more jokes :)
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Why are tomatoes 🍅 the slowest vegetable?
Because they can’t ketchup.
What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?
Santa stops at 3 hoes.
jack and jill went up the hill to do it in the water. jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter
I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel.
If I wanted to kill myself I would climb up to the top of your ego and jump to your iq
When you realize you have depression and depression realize how stupid you were