Short jokes
What's the difference between a feminist and a suicide vest?
At least one does something when it is triggered.
Think everyone who wrote these jokes are dead yet?
I just watched a documentary on marijuana. I think all documentaries should be watched this way.
There was a kidnapping at school.
Don't worry, he woke up.
What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?
Santa stops at 3 hoes.
Ccdddfrtyyhhgfdderrrrtyu.
If I'm the night guard at the Samsung store, does that make me a guardian of the galaxy?
When you're from Arkansas, you know! Door!
What did the dad say when he left the lollipop store?
"Cya suckers!🍭"
Why can't blind people eat fish? Because it's sea food.
How do you kill a sheep?
You lamb shank it!
Why do orphans cry alone?
They do not have a mom's lap to sit on and a shoulder to cry on.
What is a joke?
Cyber Monday
I'd tell you a joke about unemployed people, but none of them work.
Smaller babies may be delivered by a stork, but bigger ones need a crane.
There's a movie about constipation. It hasn't come out yet.
What do you call an Australian visiting the UK on holiday?
Returning to the scene of the crime.
COVID-19 won't last long... it's made in China.
Suicidal people are a big contributor to the rope making industry.