Short jokes
It's sad how families can be torn apart from something as simple as wild dogs.
Smaller babies may be delivered by a stork, but bigger ones need a crane.
Where are the ping pong balls? Check the bathroom stalls.
Shush, you schmuck! Please read!
When are you from Kansas? You know!!! 🐌
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Did you hear about the monkeys that share an Amazon account? They were prime mates.
A: It’s very delicious! Great! Fantastic!
B: Thank you.
A: People don’t speak when they eat delicious foods!
My friend loves playing Roulette, so I figured I would introduce him to Russian Roulette. Blew his mind.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, my father died in a plane crash.
Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
Girl: How much do you love me?
Me: Count the stars in the sky.
Girl: Aww, it's infinite!
Me: No, just a waste of time.
I had to stop using cutting jokes because they were getting too deep.
Did you know my grandpa was part of World War 2? He killed Hitler.
Google is a woman because it doesn’t let you finish a sentence before it makes suggestions.
My therapist told me to write angry letters to those that upset me and never send them.
He is really going to hate the letter he never gets.
Angel is a good word.
Why did he go to the chiropractors?
To get his spine fixed.
Why was the chicken screaming?
He had an egg stuck in his butt.
My sister's name is Coco, and one day she was funny, so I told her, "You coconut."
If drinking alcohol makes you an alcoholic, does drinking Fanta make you fantastic?