Short jokes
How does Moses prepare his tea? -- Hebrews it.
Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
When he asked who the best composer was, they all replied, "Bach, Bach, Bach."
What is an Iraqi kid's favorite game?
Minesweeper.
Why did the Polish urologist cut his cock off with a knife?
To take care of his erectile dysfunction.
Why do dwarfs hate fast food restaurants? Cause most of them have medium and large.
My sister asked me what is dark humor. I asked what does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? "Kinder Surprise!"
Why didn't anyone laugh at pizza jokes?
Because they were too cheesy!
I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9. The odds were against me.
I fell from the stairs the other day. It really "got me down."
What do you call a whale on a beach?
Banked.
My teacher said he is gonna call my dad, I can't wait to meet him! 🥰🥰🥰
What did the slaves say when they met their soon-to-be masters?
"Aaah, a ghost!"
My mom told me a joke she made 13 years ago, but she didn't tell me what it was... Anyways, I'm turning 14 next month.
What does the door say to the doorbell?
The door said: "You dingus!"
Be nice.
I saw you when I got chance at the adoption center!
Why doesn't Laila in UHS need an insult?
Have a look at her face!
Mr. Smith had four daughters. Each of his daughters had a brother. How many children does Mr. Smith have?
What made me laugh?
The fact that my life is a joke."
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? -- "Bison."