Short jokes
I have a secret crush on your momma.
What a day yesterday was! I got a promotion, and my sister's killer was hit by a bus. Now I'm in a cast!
What's the difference between Mars and Africa? Mars has water.
Why did the baker's hands smell of shit?
He kneaded a turd.
Friend: You're adopted.
Orphan: At least I was chosen!
Friend: At least I was kept.
"Balls in Jack, Jack has balls in his mouth."
This name makes me want to close season instead of open it.
Chiefs is an egg-cellent cook!
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell-brate, but they eat all the cake for themselves because they’re shellfish!
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
You're so ugly your mirror shattered.
Hi Leyla, I have been trying to reach you for a while. Where have you been? I was wondering if you wanted to chat.
What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?
Something big and warm 🍆.
A hand job from a deaf person counts as oral.
Remember 2000? It was scary.
Not even the FBI knows where an orphan's parents are.
I saw that my brother has brain cancer, so I asked him: "Are you big brain?"
I hope you have to squeeze the hell out of toothpaste only for the little bit to fall down the sink drain.
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
Why did Jesus play football?
He was Spanish, ayo.