Short jokes
Russia vs. Ukraine is the ultimate CS:GO match ever!
When someone says: "You're a mistake."
Say: "The only mistake I see is right in front of me."
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
"Fortnite battlepass, I just shit out my ass."
Fortnite, Fortnite, did I mention Fortnite, Fortnite, Fortnite?
You just shot an unarmed man.
Well, he should have armed himself then.
Join my beta communication community committee commission Cumbria, please guys and girls and gurls. It's all inclusive b&b.
Your forehead is so big that it has five different time zones!
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
Boy: Hello, Mom, can I have $50?
Mom: Does it look like I am made of money?
Boy: That's what M.O.M. means, right?
Did you hear about the man who died of a Viagra overdose?
They couldn't close the casket.
I have an Uncle named Ricky, who made ur mom sticky.
His dad calls him pricky and everyone begs for his dicky.
Today, me and my best friend went to the Grand Canyon. He was taking up all the space by the edge, and I told him to back up. R.I.P. to him.
What is the best la?
A koa-la!
The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer.
Don't break girls' hearts. Break their legs instead. They're two.
What do emos use as birth control?
Their personalities!
Q: What is a clown’s favorite fish?
A: The clownfish.
I was walking to the store, and then this boy told me, "I'm an orphan and I have no money." He wanted M\&Ms. I gave him a family-sized bag.
NASA stands for... National Adult S3x Association.