Short jokes
You are so fat that the last time you stepped on the weighing scale, the doctor said, "I want your weight and not [your] phone number."
"hipede hop hiped d the twin towers will be gone tomoreo at 8:43"
I'm gonna eat a hell of a lot of popcorn kernels before I die just to make the cremation a little more interesting.
A Japanese person comes to America and sees guns everywhere. One American says, "Welcome to America!"
Bully says, "You are DISGUSTING!!!!!!"
The girl says, "Just like your face."
Roses are red, clovers are green.
I love your legs and what's in between. LOL
When I have a staring contest, I always win.
Every day, I see blind people who hate me.
What do orphans and homework have in common?
Everybody forgets about them.
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
If you can’t touch your brain or see your brain, you don’t have a brain?
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
So Mungus.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.
Q: What kinda bees give milk?
A: Boobees.
How does an orange 🍊 go into a crowded restaurant?
By squeezing his way in.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
Sister, you're ugly.
Other sister: I'm not your reflection.
PS. Sorry if it is not funny.
Bro, this guy's hairline I saw the other day was nowhere to be seen.
Just told Putin to get some b*tches.
Waiting for 3801 missiles to strike my house.