Short jokes

Your face looks like my butt, but it looks like you.

Good that you got detention because you said that to me; you should've gone to jail.

9/10/01

Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”

What language do Gays speak?

HOMOGRAPHY maybe...

What do you call Joey in a room? Transgender.

Isn't there a software company named after your dick?

Microsoft?

What is white, then red, and is very fast?

My chainsaw blade.

I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...

I'm gonna eat a hell of a lot of popcorn kernels before I die just to make the cremation a little more interesting.

A Japanese person comes to America and sees guns everywhere. One American says, "Welcome to America!"

Bully says, "You are DISGUSTING!!!!!!"

The girl says, "Just like your face."

I would tell you an abortion joke, but it was only temporary.

Roses are red, clovers are green.

I love your legs and what's in between. LOL

When I have a staring contest, I always win.

Every day, I see blind people who hate me.

The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"

What do orphans and homework have in common?

Everybody forgets about them.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men, said "Fuck him, he's only an egg."

Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?

'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.

Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.

Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.