What did the math acorn say when it grew up?
"Gee-I'm-a-tree."
Short Jokes
Three conspiracy theories walked into a bar, now tell me that's not a coincidence!
My uncle got really badly burned the other day.
They don't fuck around at the crematorium.
What do you say after you throw an egg at someone? "Yolks on you!"
What do you call a guy with a sandwich?
A guy with a sandwich.
What problems might a blind child run into?
A wall.
"What's 9 + 10?"
"21" (lol XD)
Also:
"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)
One more thing:
Ninja has ligma.
What did the fish say to the other fish?
"I want my life to be H2O-ver!"
My car fell in a ditch today. Didn't want any more cars falling, so I put a car-pet over it.
As a doctor myself, that nurse was very slow, she tested my patience!
Q: What did the little girl say to her leper daddy?
A: "Oops, I got your nose!"
What is Forrest Gump's password?
1forest1
My jacket tore a little bit. It's a ripper.
Fact: If you jump off a 12-story building, you will not like the result.
What can a mouse do?
He clicks.
What did the Pokemon lover say when he got to the shoe store?
I have to Pikashoe.
One dollar bill is with a five dollar bill. The five says, "I make more cents than you."
What's the difference between a baby and putty?
You can only eat one.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He forgot his log on password.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Windows didn’t update in time.
