Short jokes

Short jokes

Grass

Just buy emo grass, then you will never have to mow your lawn again.

Pig

You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."

Fun

How to know something won’t be fun:

Someone will say, "C'mon, it’ll be fun!"

Mama

Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.

Hairline

Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.

Pilot

Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!

Lesbian

What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.