Short jokes
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Joem.
Joem who?
Joem Ama.
Just buy emo grass, then you will never have to mow your lawn again.
If your sister steps on your toe, what will you call it?
Your hairline goes back to when Jeff Bezos had hair.
My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don't even care!
Why are uncles like curries?
Because bad ones hurt your asshole.
What Pokémon is always disappointed? Wynaut.
Umm, Tyrone did not get his chicken.
You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."
John F. Kennedy may rest in pieces.
Your hairline is so long they mistake your forehead for a football field.
Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.
What's green and smells like joemama? Shit from a cock.
My name is Bishal Khan and I can't walk.
How to know something won’t be fun:
Someone will say, "C'mon, it’ll be fun!"
Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.
Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
His gay ass dad.
What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.