Short jokes

Short jokes

Orphan

Why can orphans go to Thacker Jewelry?

They love to see the whole family.

Answer

You: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH!

The other person: Who?

You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks.

Blonde

How do you get a blonde to drown? You tell them the bottom of the pool smells weird.

Similarity

Q: What's the similarity between a dog and a bed?

A: I can jump on my bed. A: And I use a pillow on both of them.

Wallet

There is a similarity between my wallet and an onion.

They always make me cry.

Recipe

Husband: Hey, my dear, this lunch is great. Where did you find the recipe?

Wife: In a detective novel.

Lesson

I was walking home, then I saw a "Wait" sign. A man came and took me. I'm still waiting for him to ask for a lesson.

Difference

A: What's the difference between a toilet and a washing basin?

B: I don't know.

A: Then I guess your house looks beautiful...

B: ...

Fish

Did you hear about the fish and chips? The fish got battered, the chips got salted.

People

What's the difference between crazy people and regular people?

We don't live in their heads.