What did the Japanese man say to his friend after he killed somebody?
"That is very Wong."
Short Jokes
I'm as straight as a rainbow.
90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women.
What does a nearsighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common?
Wet noses.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, When life gets tough, I'll stand by you.
If you don’t know the difference between their, there, and they’re, then you're an idiot.
When does a cub become a Boy Scout?
When he eats his first brownie.
So you're offended by midget jokes? C'mon, grow up!
Why do Jews have big noses?
Because air is free...
BlessedBrian's family reunions must be like a casting call for the Addams Family.
Who is the oldest Dave?
Daveon.
How does Daveon like his coffee? Decaf-eon.
What's Daveon's favorite type of music? Daveon-core.
I just encountered a father and son moment over some milk.
The dad finally came back with the milk!
I met a fat chick at the beach.
People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?
Tuesday, I was looking at my family tree, and two dogs were using it.
BlessedBrian’s mom’s birth certificate is a COLLECTOR’S ITEM.
Blessed Brian, your secrets are safe with me... because I wasn’t listening when you told them.
What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?
"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"
Why was the rapper afraid of elevators?
He was worried about getting stuck between the bars.
