How many babies do you need to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
What the hell is this website, do you all think these jokes are funny?
Damn bro, are you Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?
Cuz you be lookin AuTiSTiC
why does my dad hate me ? really please tell me im tired of the constant abuse and pain.
I don't see why Africans complain about not having water, they have free chocolate milk.
I'd make 9/11 jokes but they'd just crash and burn.
What’s pink, black and has 17 nipples?
A trash can behind the cancer ward
Why do people shake ciggrate boxes? To wake up the cancer
Porn
All the lines on the LGBT flag are straight
So Helen Keller walked into a bar, then a stool, then a table, then a door....
Does anyone else here eat pretzels with nutella? It tastes AMAZINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
A) Why don't orphans play Minecraft: Online?
Q) Because Technoblade will get their I.P. address and cum to their houses!
Why did the feminist get banned? For spreading conspiracy theories about the (non-existent) gender wage gap
the stigg and his fake ass life
schools be like "dRuGS arE BaD" then prescribe a 6-year-old Adderall for not wanting to sit in the same spot for 8 hours
sexy boy mmmmmmmmm yummyyyyyy
Welcome to Antonio’s pizza and abortion where yesterday’s lost is today’s sauce
No one
Absolutely no one
The History Channel at 11:00 PM: Who really killed JFK
Why did sally fall dead?
BECAUSE SHE WAS ON TOP OF A TOWER AND FELL BECAUSE SHE HAD NO ARMS. HAHAHAHHAHA
