Sucky jokes
I'm glad I'm not a pornstar... that would be pretty sucky.
What did Jamie do after the sucky sucky?
He gagged!
Why do people use terms like "sucky" to mean that they don't like something?
If something "sucks," shouldn't that signify that it is at least good for one thing and will bring pleasure?
Rob, you forgot to pay me for letting you sucky sucky on my thang.
AKA you're for sale.
What do physically handicapped gay men do after they are done belching? They wipe their mouths on their light blue handkerchiefs after they are done sucking cocks.
If some girls are vegan, then why do they suck dick?
My bitch as flat as her grannie's heartbeat.
What sucks but doesn't suck?
Vacuums!
His boss gave him some projects to work on, but he failed at it.
His boss told him: "You suck."
And he started sucking his boss, after he was done.
His boss told him: "You suck for life!"
XD