Sucky jokes

I'm glad I'm not a pornstar... that would be pretty sucky.

What did Jamie do after the sucky sucky?

He gagged!

Rob, you forgot to pay me for letting you sucky sucky on my thang.

AKA you're for sale.

If some girls are vegan, then why do they suck dick?

His boss gave him some projects to work on, but he failed at it.

His boss told him: "You suck."

And he started sucking his boss, after he was done.

His boss told him: "You suck for life!"

XD

Women suck (GET IT?!)

If she refuses to suck and threatens to bite, just knock her teeth out. Call it the “Bloody Gummer”.

What do you call a dinosaur that loves sucking dino dick?

Sucks-alota-cocka-sorass.