Sucky jokes

I'm glad I'm not a pornstar... that would be pretty sucky.

What did Jamie do after the sucky sucky?

He gagged!

Rob, you forgot to pay me for letting you sucky sucky on my thang.

AKA you're for sale.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

What sucks but doesn't suck?

Vacuums!

His boss gave him some projects to work on, but he failed at it.

His boss told him: "You suck."

And he started sucking his boss, after he was done.

His boss told him: "You suck for life!"

XD

I was on a bus when this girl offered to blow me for $5.

...and never being a person to pass up a good deal, I gave her $5 and watched her do her thing. After she was finished she lit up a cigarette and started smoking right there on the bus.

I was disgusted. I thought to myself, "What is this world coming to? Who sells cigarettes to a 12 year old?"

My girlfriend called me a cocksucker, but hey, 20 dollars is 20 dollars.