Short jokes

Short jokes

Boy

What did the boy say to his brother at chemistry class?

"Hey BrO!"

High

Well, I didn’t get as high as I wanted to, but I’m high enough that if I fall I’d probably break something.

Cloud

I can cry, but I don't have eyes. I can fly, but I don't have wings. Who am I?

A cloud.

Fish

Q: If cats have cat babies, dogs have dog babies, and tigers have tiger babies, what do fish have?

A: Eggs.

Orphan

When someone says you're an orphan, say, "At least I was wanted, unlike you!"

Man

One day I asked my mom where kids came from. She said the man who went to the milk store.

Five years later, he came back and left again.

Flip-flop

Mom: I'm going to the shop. If someone is at the door, don't open it.

Me: Ok.

*Ring*

Me: Opens the door.

Oh sh*t!

Mom: Gets flip flop.

Jedi

What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?

Obi-Wan Canopy