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Short Jokes
What does Yoda say when he’s at the strip club?
"Dirty bitch, you are."
Ugh, I hate anons, they're so anonnoying.
What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist?
The word "art."
There used to be Wonder Woman.
Now we wonder, what is a woman?
If a tree could be any animal, what would it be?
Answer: A dog because of its bark lol. 😀
What is the difference between your dad and a video game?
Your dad doesn’t beat you.
Why can’t you take an Asian guy golfing? Because you can’t drive. Every time he does, he tries to put a hole-in-one.
Do you know why they call me battery saver?
I get turned on when it’s below 10%.
Why did the frog take the bus to work?
His car got toad.
You know, you should adopt a pet. So then you can feel the pain that your parents felt when they adopted you... wait... also the regret after.
In life, some people have it harder than others.
That's why Viagra exists.
Did you hear about the deaf guy's STI?
He got hearing aids.
What do you call a black goldfish? A gigger.
How are Black people like communism?
Because they’ll never work, but some of them are willing to give it a shot.
What does Can do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree?
It died before them.
How do you know Adam and Eve were white?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from black women?
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Because every time they’re at the corner, they build a store.
Did you know Paul Walker was a method actor? He took his role very seriously as a human torch.
