Short jokes

What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."

I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.

I have an addiction to cheddar cheese, but it's only mild.

I want to run. I go Iran, because I RAN, not IRAN, because it’s an Iran joke about the country, not the movement.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Joem.

Joem who?

Joem Ama.

Just buy emo grass, then you will never have to mow your lawn again.

If your sister steps on your toe, what will you call it?

Your hairline goes back to when Jeff Bezos had hair.

My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don't even care!

Why are uncles like curries?

Because bad ones hurt your asshole.

What Pokémon is always disappointed? Wynaut.

Umm, Tyrone did not get his chicken.

You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."

John F. Kennedy may rest in pieces.

Your hairline is so long they mistake your forehead for a football field.

Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.

What's green and smells like joemama? Shit from a cock.

My name is Bishal Khan and I can't walk.

How to know something won’t be fun:

Someone will say, "C'mon, it’ll be fun!"

Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.