Short jokes
What do you say to the USA after 9/11? Checkmate.
If Kobe missed a shot, his helicopter will too.
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.
What do you call Joyce when she's running from the Russians?
Winona Hider.
Q: How do you know when Putin is lying?
A: His lips move.
Q: How do you know when someone is an opposition leader to Putin?
A: When they are falling from their balcony.
I don't like Twin Tower jokes. They always tend to crash and burn.
What do teachers eat? They eat square stuff.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Twins.
Twins who?
Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.
#RIPBOZO
Your mum is so fat, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
The four Daisies:
Princess Daisy
Daisy Duck
Daisy Wells
Daisy Dove Bloom
When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.
"Love is a good thing, never be embarrassed by it."
What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.
Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.
You know what I said to the chair? "Sit!" But it didn't move. Hahaha!
Say this to your significant other (or your weird friends!)
Are you an unsafe staircase? 'Cause you look like you could use a railing.