Short jokes
Anyone wanna chat? I'm new and don't know many people.
A few years ago I had a brush with cancer...
All of the bristles fell out!
"Your mum has very small balls. Congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's."
Your hairline is so ugly, it's stretching down to Bikini Bottom.
I'm gonna blow out your lungs faster than Joe Biden thinks is possible with a 9mm.
Who is the blindest person in the world?
Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!
How many Senators fans does it take to change a light bulb?
All 3 of them.
Hockey for life!
What do you call a dumpster with an antenna on it? Radio Morocco.
The priest had a very holy shirt.
Are your ankles having a party? Because I think your pants should come on down.
What happened to the cheetah that took too many baths?
The cheetah became spotless!
Like this,
it will give you good luck. See for yourself!
How did Capetian Hook kill himself? He wiped his butt with the wrong hand.
I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.
Except it had no home button.
They are delicious.
I got a bowl of rice that you're formed like, an ice cube.
Why do cheetahs have spots outside of their bodies?
Because they don't have them on the inside.
The orphan's best friend wanted to meet his family, so he took a selfie.
The orphan turned 18, but he was happy because he didn't have to pay rent to his parents.