Short jokes
Why is the blind kid popular?
He can't see the middle fingers.
What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?
They both have a hole in one.
Everybody add @christianisni22 on Snap!
He's a hot babe and he's single.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A dragon.
A dragon who?
The dragon gonna drag its balls across your face.
Your hairline be looking like the Great Recession.
Your hairline be lookin' like my negative bank account balance -1,000,000.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
She asked:
"How can you explain a yellow color to a blind man?"
Yesterday my mom forgot to go grocery shopping, and I was starving, so I kept opening the fridge about 100 times, but nothing new was in there.
Messi chiquito...
TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.
Şehmus ne demiş? Ne bileyim, olm, ona sor.
Yo mum's so dumb, she went to the library to find Facebook.
Your hairline is so deep that we measure it in metres.
I tell my therapist I’m scared of the 3rd, 9th, and 15th letter of the alphabet.
Doctor: Oh, I see.
Me: Ahhhh!!!!!
Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3
Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing away the bent ones!
What do you call it when you see nothing but pants? Brief psychotic disorder!
My 1 year old nephew had a stroke. I know, sounds bad... but he would have needed to learn how to speak and walk anyways.
Your mom is so old that her birth certificate says "expired."