Short jokes
What's the one thing that you don't have but celebrities do?
Lots of fans.
"Ow! You hit the spot!"
My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.
Chimichanga.
Ur mom. (Idk, I'm bored.)
What do 7 year old girls want?
To be ate!
Wife: βI want another baby.β
Husband: βThatβs a relief, I also really donβt like this one!β
What happens at the orphanage be like:
The orphans: βHE IS THE MESSIAH!β
Why did LankyboxGamesJustin go to the aquarium?
Because he's gonna dance with aquayyyyrium!
How do you recycle a condom? Turn it inside out and shake the f *ck out of it!
What fruit do scarecrows love the most?
Straw-berries.
Iβm about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
You're so ugly, you have trick-or-treat on the phone!
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
Why is no one friends with Dracula? Because he's a pain in the neck.
A family put their kid and their dog in an orphanage but came back for only the dog.
Why do shows have a family? Because they are "Pair-rents"!
Doctor: Iβm going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
Doctor: Because Iβm a family doctor.
Yo momma's so short that she fell off the toilet and broke her leg.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It gets finished pretty quickly if you're a fat guy.