Short jokes
What's a bison's favorite gun?
A PP Bizon.
What's the difference between crazy people and regular people?
We don't live in their heads.
What happens when animals do a squat?
It doesn't become pretty...
A... B... Sea?
Pickled carrots.
What did the boy say to his brother at chemistry class?
"Hey BrO!"
What do you call a banana that peels itself?
Appealing!
Murueurx.
Well, I didn’t get as high as I wanted to, but I’m high enough that if I fall I’d probably break something.
What goes boo in a car with no lips?
I can cry, but I don't have eyes. I can fly, but I don't have wings. Who am I?
A cloud.
You are annoying lolllllllll.
Q: If cats have cat babies, dogs have dog babies, and tigers have tiger babies, what do fish have?
A: Eggs.
When someone says you're an orphan, say, "At least I was wanted, unlike you!"
I sat down and wrote a joke.
One day I asked my mom where kids came from. She said the man who went to the milk store.
Five years later, he came back and left again.
Mom: I'm going to the shop. If someone is at the door, don't open it.
Me: Ok.
*Ring*
Me: Opens the door.
Oh sh*t!
Mom: Gets flip flop.
What do you call a bad piece of wood? Knotty.
What is an orphan's favorite toy? A mom and dad action figure.
Whoever put an "s" in the word "lisp" was a jackass!