Short jokes
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Why did oozy go to the toilet to eat trains?
What does the cent say when it says hello? It waves.
911 what's your emergency?
"Burning in toaster."
"Toast?"
"Yeah so your calling 911 because of burnt toast?"
"Set fire to my forest!"
Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."
Dad: I heard an actor killed themselves with a knife. It was Reese something.
Mom: Witherspoon.
Dad: No, with a knife, you dummy!
I have been charged, because I roasted a kid at a barbeque.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite school event? Homecoming!
Your mother's hairline is sooooooo long cause Dora the Explorer could not explore it.
Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
I stood on the edge of a building and someone yelled, "Do a flip!"..... and I did.
I'm such a good babysitter because the last person I babysat was so flat.
What's the smartest insect? A spelling bee!
Why are Liverpool not disabled friendly?
They never walk alone.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.
I saw a helicopter fly. Next minute, I knew Kobe was on the news.
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says: "I'll have some H2O."
The second one says: "I'll have some H2O, too." And then he died.
The cure for depression is around the corner... There it is, the train.
Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!
For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.