Short jokes
My friend Enyaw is gay, she is a cunt.
I go out with enyaw, now she is just gay now.
Why was the soldier reading the Geneva convention?
To-do list.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Quote of the day:
Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day.
[Comment your favorite fall beverage!]
Sometimes when I'm sad, I remember I have a big dick.
What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."
I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.
I have an addiction to cheddar cheese, but it's only mild.
I want to run. I go Iran, because I RAN, not IRAN, because it’s an Iran joke about the country, not the movement.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Joem.
Joem who?
Joem Ama.
Just buy emo grass, then you will never have to mow your lawn again.
If your sister steps on your toe, what will you call it?
Your hairline goes back to when Jeff Bezos had hair.
My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don't even care!
Why are uncles like curries?
Because bad ones hurt your asshole.
What Pokémon is always disappointed? Wynaut.
Umm, Tyrone did not get his chicken.
You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."
John F. Kennedy may rest in pieces.