Short jokes
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When someone says you're an orphan, say, "At least I was wanted, unlike you!"
What do visiting Goatman's Bridge and a bungee jumping accident have in common?
You hear a snap, and suddenly you're falling from a bridge.
Why are ninjas' farts so dangerous? Because they're silent and deadly.
How do you talk to giants? Using big words.
What are two things that an orphan can’t have?
Two parents.
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
Shame on King Tut! Tsk-tsk!
If you kill a killer, the same amount of killers in the room stays the same.
One day I was saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, “Yeah, what gave me away?” I said, “His parents.”
Where did Holly go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
What do you call a Punjabi that’s drowning? Mandeep.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
I'm high and it's very hot.
I need some water, but I don't got none. AHAHA.
I'm too lazy to read gags. http://gestyy.com/eiDOWp
Who will join if I make a WJE Discord server?
Amelia is hotter than my mum 696969696.
If you get out of the shower clean, how does your towel get dirty?
Why did Ronald McDonald go to KFC to destroy them?
What do a blonde chick and a turtle both have in common?
When they're on their backs, they're screwed.