Short jokes
Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush!
Why did an orphan say, "I'm wanted?" Because they wanted to feel a lie in their life.
For Charlie D'Amelio fans, my basement is your home now. Leave a like if you agree with me.
Chicken on a stick with a macaroni tick.
Your hairline reminds me of a car taking a U-turn.
POV: You accidentally get H in your IV drip.
Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.
Deals is bully, right? Denise, like a bully type of rock, is a piggy.
My teacher says no phones allowed. I say my phone is allowed because I’m nobody, Dania.
"If you yeet one thing that has been yoted, the yeet gods will help you" - Chris Tyson, MrBeast's friend, and your mom >:)
I want some cheeseburgers just to eat. I'm talkin' ketchup. My n***a mustard on that BEAT!
What's the difference between a blowjob and cough syrup?
They can both give you relief and make you gag at the same time.
What’s 23 times 2?
A potato.
Yep, if someone says to you, "I can't roast trash," say, "Well, some trash is used for recycling, and that is why you have a baby brother!"
Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off!
What did the South Tower ask the North Tower?
How do you scare a lot of people in New York?
Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."
My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."
Have you heard of Wendy's?
Yea, Wendy's nuts in you mouth.