what's gassy and as cold as ice. ur-anus
poop of rabbits is cereal
SCOOT WANT TAXI! Ok, maybe I do but can't make it there because yo mama is so fat he can't hear me on the other side. š
Why do Indians gamble so much? They are hoping to one day reclaim their land
What did one condom say to the other condom as they were passing a gay Bar let's go get shit faced
Q: Why is Japan the healthiest country? A: Last time they had a fat man, 80,000 people died.
I speak for the trees * Trees whisper in my ear* They said six million wasn't enough
What did sally get for her 18 birthday a brick . Why did she get a brick she h
You wanna know why the Titanic was split in half? The iceberg hit it from the front and back.
why is the sun so attractive? because it is burning hot!
Thereās no I in sex but thereās a U in cum
GF: What did you use as kissing when you were little? Me: My sister SWEET HOME ALABAMAA
Whatās the difference between a baby and a beet?
Beets stain your teeth.
confucius man asy Full retard. it's an art a weapon and a lifestyle. once you go full retard there is no going back.
What is a cow's favorite water sport?
Ca-MOO-ing
How did Stephen Hawking really die...his wife grounded him from using electronics and unplugged everything
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Por que.
Por que who?
"That's all, folks," in the words of Por que Pig.
What's terrible? Three dead babies nailed to one tree. What's worse than that? One dead baby nailed to three trees.
All these sea monster jokes are just Kraken me up.
What's a cat's favourite colour? Purrple
