Short jokes
When I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than me, it's always a nut shot.
Why can't you say hi to a drug addict?
They'll say "yea."
I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there were too many steps to it.
I'm emo, by the way.
I'm always forgetting these kinds of jokes. I also forgot my son's name.
Bob is Johnny, ahgaaghahahahaha!
When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.
Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?
Should cishet people REALLY be watching Ranboo?
What do you call a banana that peels itself?
Appealing!
Murueurx.
When someone says you're an orphan, say, "At least I was wanted, unlike you!"
What do visiting Goatman's Bridge and a bungee jumping accident have in common?
You hear a snap, and suddenly you're falling from a bridge.
Why are ninjas' farts so dangerous? Because they're silent and deadly.
How do you talk to giants? Using big words.
What are two things that an orphan can’t have?
Two parents.
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
Shame on King Tut! Tsk-tsk!
If you kill a killer, the same amount of killers in the room stays the same.
One day I was saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, “Yeah, what gave me away?” I said, “His parents.”
Where did Holly go during the bombing?
Everywhere.