Short jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
IBC.
IBC who?
I'll be seeing you later.
What's the slowest train in the world? A slow coach!
How does a train dance?
It bogies!
Girls are like bacteria. The toxic ones are everywhere, and you have to take special care of the good ones.
This bitch won't message me anymore, what the fuck do I do? Why are bitches so sensitive?
I'd make a joke about epilepsy, but the computer started flashing.
Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat.
I told her, "Do a wheelie!"
One time Uma Thurman was Poison Ivy; she was weird in that, except for her punny jokes.
Want a kiss, daddy? Want a blow job?
Q: What did the stop light say to the other stop light?
A: Stop looking, I’m changing!
What did Jamie do after the sucky sucky?
He gagged!
I saw a girl at my job and we ended up fucking, then the test came back and I have hives from my sister.
What do you get when you have a class of kids and a speeding car?
A 24 killstreak!
Apparently I'm not allowed home after house fires, but the neighbors, their house burnt lovely.
Once I was asked to perform snail jokes at a stand-up comedy night. I certainly snailed it because the crowd thought it was shellerious.
Why woman?
Why did Jeffrey get blood on his shoe?
Because this teen just started her period!
What makes jokes because it's lonely and a complete and utter loser?
This guy, yep, this guy right here.
Why can't I get a girlfriend?
Because I'm a beta male simp.
How did my dad know I was gay?
He stuck his cock in me and I liked it.