Short jokes
Ever have an Italian sausage in a can?
You got the whole crowd of people laughing when looking at you.
That face needing some laughing pills.
Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing away the bent ones!
What do you call it when you see nothing but pants? Brief psychotic disorder!
I hate orange, but that always juice back.
I hope you SEA me around later, 'cause I SHORE won't stay here for long.
Puss.
POV: Your mum is a bomber.
What should I sell my dragon for?
Dragon these balls across yo face!
Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape.
Your hairline is so hideous that Derrick White's hairline envies yours.
What is a necrophile's least favorite game?
The Walking Dead.
What's the difference between Lana Del Rey and Milli Vanilli?
Milli Vanilli won a Grammy.
Your friend is so fat, when he took the group pic, he was the background.
Me: What's the fifth month of the year?
Friend: May.
Me: May deez nuts fit in your mouth?
Me: How do cowboys say hello?
Friend: Howdy.
Me: How do deez nuts fit in your mouth?
Sans: What am I using?
A trom-bone!
I want a series too, that will be SANS-tastic!
I got evicted from the hospital today for telling all the patients to stay positive!
What a negative effect!
I love jumping off cliffs.