Short jokes
I have been charged, because I roasted a kid at a barbeque.
A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite school event? Homecoming!
My father, who flew the plane, couldn't have a funeral, he went everywhere.
Your mother's hairline is sooooooo long cause Dora the Explorer could not explore it.
Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
Your hairline is gone because you never bathed or brushed.
It looks like Kevin Magnussen finally got pole position.
He has the bragging rights that he took over Russia now.
What did the Turkey say to the other Turkey?
"They forgot the stuffing!"
What did the fat guy say to the tree?
"Get me some coconuts!"
My hair goes just onto my collar bones. WOW! That's longer than I'll live.
I stood on the edge of a building and someone yelled, "Do a flip!"..... and I did.
I'm such a good babysitter because the last person I babysat was so flat.
Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.
What's the smartest insect? A spelling bee!
Chrome turns you into chrome, but there is a chrome back bling, and it does nothing to you.
Billy: Hey kid, why are you sad?
Orphan: Oh, I'm waiting for my parents.
Billy: Oh, and how long have you been here?
Orphan: About 200 years.
Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.
Why are Liverpool not disabled friendly?
They never walk alone.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.