Short jokes
If mom saw you, she would die and be happy because of you being ugly.
Your forehead is so big, it takes the sun a year to shine on every part of it.
Yo mama is so ugly, her self-portraits hanged themselves.
What do monkeys eat for dinner? KFC.
Lean.
Why did the orphan go to the monkey exhibit?
To see his closest relatives.
"My name is Dezz."
Why do orphans die young?
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
Me running from the table where the Emo table with a happy meal.
My friend said he saw a blind man. I said, "Did he LOOK nice?"
Your hairline is so far back my dad even took 48 hours to reach it.
Your hairline is so far back that when I put on my glasses, I thought I saw an "M" for McDonald's on your hairline.
His hairline is so ugly that Martin Luther King had a dream about it.
You know it’s called the circle of life? Because there’s no point to it.
Heaven is like university: no one gets in.
You know stairs, right? The dark... My there is something. I know that if you fall down the stairs, your balls will be crushed!
"Your mum has very small balls. Congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's."
I'm gonna blow out your lungs faster than Joe Biden thinks is possible with a 9mm.
Kid me: I lost my stick.
Teacher: No, you didn’t.
Kid me: How do you know that?
Teacher: It’s hanging out of your pants.
Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!