Short jokes
Where did Holly go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
What do you call a Punjabi that’s drowning? Mandeep.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
I'm high and it's very hot.
I need some water, but I don't got none. AHAHA.
I'm too lazy to read gags. http://gestyy.com/eiDOWp
Who will join if I make a WJE Discord server?
Amelia is hotter than my mum 696969696.
If you get out of the shower clean, how does your towel get dirty?
Why did Ronald McDonald go to KFC to destroy them?
What do a blonde chick and a turtle both have in common?
When they're on their backs, they're screwed.
Did you hear the one about the Polish elevator operator?
He was fired from his job because he couldn’t learn the route.
Why is a brick always hard? Because he seen the brick that was getting laid right next to him.
I bullied a kid in a wheelchair. I told him to stand up for himself.
Me and the boys are cool.
Why does nobody know that an Octane is a Fennec in disguise?
They have the same hitbox.
"Ow! You hit the spot!"
Chimichanga.
What do 7 year old girls want?
To be ate!
Wife: “I want another baby.”
Husband: “That’s a relief, I also really don’t like this one!”
What happens at the orphanage be like:
The orphans: “HE IS THE MESSIAH!”