Short jokes
I'm gonna blow out your lungs faster than Joe Biden thinks is possible with a 9mm.
Who is the blindest person in the world?
Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!
How many Senators fans does it take to change a light bulb?
All 3 of them.
Hockey for life!
What do you call a dumpster with an antenna on it? Radio Morocco.
The priest had a very holy shirt.
Are your ankles having a party? Because I think your pants should come on down.
What happened to the cheetah that took too many baths?
The cheetah became spotless!
Like this,
it will give you good luck. See for yourself!
How did Capetian Hook kill himself? He wiped his butt with the wrong hand.
I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.
Except it had no home button.
They are delicious.
I got a bowl of rice that you're formed like, an ice cube.
Why do cheetahs have spots outside of their bodies?
Because they don't have them on the inside.
The orphan's best friend wanted to meet his family, so he took a selfie.
The orphan turned 18, but he was happy because he didn't have to pay rent to his parents.
I try and try every day, but 5 keep coming out. There's so money at this point my walls are built of babies.
I am the danger.
When the kid in the wheelchair scares you... you wheelie scared me.
Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.