Short jokes
Megamind.
What did the pirate say when he saw a ghost? He said, "Oh my God, it's me dead parrot!"
Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush!
Why did an orphan say, "I'm wanted?" Because they wanted to feel a lie in their life.
For Charlie D'Amelio fans, my basement is your home now. Leave a like if you agree with me.
I'll start: Monokuma.
Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
At least he got D.L.A. (Disability Living Allowance), so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.
If you look up the word "wheelchair" in a dictionary, you will see a picture of Stephen Hawking.
Oh, ate the cheese? Urmom.
No, Stephen Hawking wasn't the first man to walk on the moon.
I asked an American if their national anthem was "Pumped Up Kicks."
Anthony Blinken's life sucks, and getting COVID-19 positive is the only positive thing that ever happened in his entire life!
Yo momma so fat, when she pulled out the chair, it screamed and broke itself.
Q. What is Terri Schiavo's favorite Eminem song?
A. "Till I Collapse."
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
Run, bestie, run!
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.
What do skeletons do with their organs?
They organize them!
This is not really a joke, but it's a question.
If life is a movie, then is death life? Is we seeing the trailer right now?