Short jokes
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Your Boyfriend.
Your Boyfriend who?
Your Boyfriend who doesn’t love you! Bye!
Twitch & YouTube revenue. Haha funny joke, eheh!
Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.
What are the similarities between a broken tire and me?
We were both caused by broken rubber.
Someone said to me when it was winter it[’]s time for you to “chill out.” I was like 👁👄👁
Are you my friend?
Because I would make you more than that.
What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?
One wags its tail, and the other tags a whale!
What's the difference between your mom and a troll?
Nothing, they both look the same.
Me: Mom, stop, you are not funny. You never make jokes.
Mom: I made you.
Anyone got any new jokes? I ran through all the pages already.
On this website, I just searched up "My jokes". In response, it said, "No jokes found." Wth.
"Alex! We need to talk! Now!"
What do orphans and apples not have in common? Apples get picked.
What do people have a shot at when it comes to love? Shooting them in the heart.
I don't trust anything that bleeds for more than 5 days and is still alive.
Why did the orphan go to the woods? To take a *what*?
I know I've changed my name from tj to selfish king but know it's gunna be selfishking#781.
Hey selfish king, I see you need a girlfriend ;)
What’s the difference between 69 and High School?
In 69 you usually only kiss one c*nt and look at one a**hole.