Short jokes
"Is your refiger running?"
"Is your refrigerator running? You better go catch it!"
What's the difference between a pizza and a guy you really hate?
One won't scream when you remove their meat.
Did you hear about the nasty tuna fish?
He was rotten to the albacore.
Orphans would be upset if they went to FamilyMart.
'Cause they sell oden, not a family.
My friend is so short, whenever I dance with her, it’s like dancing with a golf tee.
Where do golf players practice?
Near a gulf.
What do you call a stabbed pig?
Porkchopped.
What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?
Pork Chopped!
Hah, got 'em (I guess)!
Rocks rock and crack!
She does not wanna fuck you, and she don’t need you clapping them cheeks.
While I was walking on the road, a cat crossed my road, and 5 min later I found it fell in the gutter.
What is the biggest candy in the world?
Candy Borobudur.
They don't have parents because they left when you were 0.
Be grateful:
You're missing work today because in the past, someone cared enough to leave that banana peel on the stairs.
What's a similarity between Harvey Weinstein's pants and American bombs?
They both drop unannounced and leave mass casualties.
Do you have a halo?
'Cause I can give it to you.
What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.
What did the doctor say to the mother after delivering the baby? Sorry.
What was the oak tree's response to the apple tree's joke?
You should leaf it alone!
Are you choked?
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