Short jokes
Bro, just imagine being named Brynley. Couldn't be me.
When your mom tells you there's a present in the laundry room,
The present: Laundry.
*gunshot*
Hi! Could I join?
Anyone wanna chat? I'm new and don't know many people.
Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?
My heart broke as I went down the stairs, and my girlfriend broke her heart.
I was riding a bike with no helmet. I went and went with no helmet until... I broke my head with no helmet on!
Q: What's 1+1? 2+2? 4+4? 8+8? Name a vegetable.
A: Carrot 🥕
A few years ago I had a brush with cancer...
All of the bristles fell out!
Me: "Cya"
Mom: "Where ya going?"
Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."
Mum: ...
Sans: What do you have there?
Frisk: A KNIFE!
Sans: NOO!!!
Thanks to the voice who keeps telling me to let go,
he is my only motivation for trying again.
So there was a reason why I hated math.
I suck at problem-solving.
You're so fat that when you got to McDonald's, they had to call Wendy's for backup.
Lessi
When I dunk my cookies in milk, I think of you. I hold them down until the bubbles stop.
Which country can swim?
Finland. Get it? Fin Land?
My friend Enyaw is gay, she is a cunt.
I go out with enyaw, now she is just gay now.
Why was the soldier reading the Geneva convention?
To-do list.