bully: you are ugly me: you are so fat you are the call of duty map
What do angels serve at birthday parties in Heaven?
Angel food cake 🎂🥳
What does a canabolist do after he dumps his girlfriend??
He wipes his butt
My sis a fat cow
"so I was at high school one day in the bathrooms and I'm circumcised and the kid next to me wasn't so he showed me his pp and he had a foreskin so I was just playing with it until the teacher walked in, then I got fired..."
what does a deaf person do when they hear people scream? I don't know its not like they're gonna hear it anyway.
Sam mensah!
Do you know the shortest joke about Titanic? -*Splash*
What is the opposite of salt water 💦?
Pepper water 💦.
What is the best thing about a gipsy on her period?
When you finger her you get your palm red for free
I gotta song for Hawaii baby you light up my world like no body els
If you fuck your sister in front of a redneck, are you appropriating their culture?
What does a glass of water ask a pond? Water you doing? What does the pond answer? Pondering life.
why is sally dead, cause she has no arms
What's Stephen hawking favourite food - meals on wheels
What's the difference between a surgeon and God?
God knows he's not a surgeon.
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What did the cheetah tell the other cheetah when they had a test?
Cheetah cheetah!
What do you call someone with a rubber toe?..... Roberto
man asks a women: Are you a school? women: No why? man: Oh i wanted to shoot my kid inside of you.
