Short jokes
British emo people be like, "Oi, I'm upset."
I am sure this was the type of economy Judas Iscariot was in when he betrayed Jesus.
Hey I have a joke for you.
My life hahah. I wanna die.
I saw a helicopter fly. Next minute, I knew Kobe was on the news.
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says: "I'll have some H2O."
The second one says: "I'll have some H2O, too." And then he died.
The cure for depression is around the corner... There it is, the train.
Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!
Student: It's hot in here.
Teacher: That's because I'm in here.
For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.
How do you end an argument with an emo? Kick the chair.
What is the difference between Twitter and this website?
There's no difference.
The emo girl got jealous that her phone died and not her.
My mom told me to go to bed, but then I grabbed a drink and went in their room to say goodnight, and they looked like Adam and Eve on steroids!
Why do orphans live on buses?
They never have a home to stop at.
What do dropouts and Boeing 767s have in common?
They crash and burn.
Your mom is a spy <3, just like in bed.
What's the difference between economy and Vietnamese?
Economy doesn't work.
What does the Catholic Church and Worstjokesever.com have in common?
They're both full of child groomers.
Orphan: Can I go outside?
Coworker at orphanage: Go ask your mom.
Orphan: WAWAWAWAWAW
What is a necrophile's least favorite game?
The Walking Dead.