Short jokes
"If you yeet one thing that has been yoted, the yeet gods will help you" - Chris Tyson, MrBeast's friend, and your mom >:)
I want some cheeseburgers just to eat. I'm talkin' ketchup. My n***a mustard on that BEAT!
What's the difference between a blowjob and cough syrup?
They can both give you relief and make you gag at the same time.
What’s 23 times 2?
A potato.
Yep, if someone says to you, "I can't roast trash," say, "Well, some trash is used for recycling, and that is why you have a baby brother!"
Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off!
What did the South Tower ask the North Tower?
How do you scare a lot of people in New York?
Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."
My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."
Have you heard of Wendy's?
Yea, Wendy's nuts in you mouth.
I broke up with my emo girlfriend yesterday, look who came crawling back!
If Bruce Willis (the guy in the Christmas movie Die Hard) dies of a Viagra overdose, would that mean he truly dies hard?
What do a 100-year-old pornstar and The White Stripes have in common? Icky Thump!
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Q: What is found deep inside of us, and the more we express our love for each other the more it spreads throughout the world?
A: Covid.
Your head was mistaken for a chicken wing.
Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a Hot Wheels car.
When I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than me, it's always a nut shot.
Why can't you say hi to a drug addict?
They'll say "yea."