Short jokes
What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bomber's mind?
His arse.
I was at a My Chemical Romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought... “NO WAY!”
Your mother is responsible for all the train drivers that are never ever late. She taught them all to pull out on time.
Basketballs are bigger than end.
Yo body so plastic that a turtle could choke on your peeled skin!
What is the most favorite coffee brand of feminists? Taster's Choice!
True fact: School shooters aren’t dangerous to you if you're the school shooter.
You're more uglier.
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
"Among Us," dada.
I was in math class when my teacher gave us homework, and she said to me, "You're gonna get an F this time." So I went back home, and f**k my teacher.
Why do the brakes keep squealing?
Because the driver hit it too hard.
I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?
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What did the pirate say when he saw a ghost? He said, "Oh my God, it's me dead parrot!"
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.
Your mom is so overweight that she broke the stairway to heaven.
I'll start: Monokuma.
Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush!
Why did an orphan say, "I'm wanted?" Because they wanted to feel a lie in their life.
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