Short jokes
I was in math class when my teacher gave us homework, and she said to me, "You're gonna get an F this time." So I went back home, and f**k my teacher.
Why do the brakes keep squealing?
Because the driver hit it too hard.
I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?
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What did the pirate say when he saw a ghost? He said, "Oh my God, it's me dead parrot!"
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.
Your mom is so overweight that she broke the stairway to heaven.
I'll start: Monokuma.
Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush!
Why did an orphan say, "I'm wanted?" Because they wanted to feel a lie in their life.
For Charlie D'Amelio fans, my basement is your home now. Leave a like if you agree with me.
Chicken on a stick with a macaroni tick.
Your hairline reminds me of a car taking a U-turn.
POV: You accidentally get H in your IV drip.
Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.
Deals is bully, right? Denise, like a bully type of rock, is a piggy.
My teacher says no phones allowed. I say my phone is allowed because I’m nobody, Dania.
"If you yeet one thing that has been yoted, the yeet gods will help you" - Chris Tyson, MrBeast's friend, and your mom >:)
I want some cheeseburgers just to eat. I'm talkin' ketchup. My n***a mustard on that BEAT!
What's the difference between a blowjob and cough syrup?
They can both give you relief and make you gag at the same time.
What’s 23 times 2?
A potato.