Short jokes
I broke up with my emo girlfriend yesterday, look who came crawling back!
If Bruce Willis (the guy in the Christmas movie Die Hard) dies of a Viagra overdose, would that mean he truly dies hard?
What do a 100-year-old pornstar and The White Stripes have in common? Icky Thump!
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Q: What is found deep inside of us, and the more we express our love for each other the more it spreads throughout the world?
A: Covid.
Your head was mistaken for a chicken wing.
Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a Hot Wheels car.
When I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than me, it's always a nut shot.
Why can't you say hi to a drug addict?
They'll say "yea."
I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there were too many steps to it.
I'm emo, by the way.
I'm always forgetting these kinds of jokes. I also forgot my son's name.
Bob is Johnny, ahgaaghahahahaha!
When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.
Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?
Should cishet people REALLY be watching Ranboo?
What do you call a banana that peels itself?
Appealing!
Murueurx.
When someone says you're an orphan, say, "At least I was wanted, unlike you!"
What do visiting Goatman's Bridge and a bungee jumping accident have in common?
You hear a snap, and suddenly you're falling from a bridge.
Why are ninjas' farts so dangerous? Because they're silent and deadly.