Short jokes

What did the Turkey say to the other Turkey?

"They forgot the stuffing!"

What did the fat guy say to the tree?

"Get me some coconuts!"

My hair goes just onto my collar bones. WOW! That's longer than I'll live.

I stood on the edge of a building and someone yelled, "Do a flip!"..... and I did.

I'm such a good babysitter because the last person I babysat was so flat.

Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.

What's the smartest insect? A spelling bee!

Chrome turns you into chrome, but there is a chrome back bling, and it does nothing to you.

Billy: Hey kid, why are you sad?

Orphan: Oh, I'm waiting for my parents.

Billy: Oh, and how long have you been here?

Orphan: About 200 years.

Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.

Why are Liverpool not disabled friendly?

They never walk alone.

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.

British emo people be like, "Oi, I'm upset."

I am sure this was the type of economy Judas Iscariot was in when he betrayed Jesus.

Hey I have a joke for you.

My life hahah. I wanna die.

I saw a helicopter fly. Next minute, I knew Kobe was on the news.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says: "I'll have some H2O."

The second one says: "I'll have some H2O, too." And then he died.

The cure for depression is around the corner... There it is, the train.

Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!

Student: It's hot in here.

Teacher: That's because I'm in here.