What do you call a black abortion clinic?
Crime Stoppers.
Short Jokes
I feel bad for the kids at Sandy Hook. All they wanted was books, but got magazines instead.
What’s the difference between a fly and Lady Diana?
The sound when they hit the windshield.
I hooked up with my German girlfriend, but I kept on getting distracted when she kept yelling her age.
What is the difference between a black man and Jew?
One was born burnt.
I call my penis the truth because the truth always comes out of children’s mouths.
Why couldn't the annoying dog get on Papyrus's nerves?
HE'S A SKELETON. HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY.
Wanted to go to the zoo, it was too packed, so I went to KFC instead. Their monkey enclosure is better anyway.
What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call a Black person?
You really thought n****r, didn't you?
It's always the little things that make us laugh.
- Sometimes I feel like killing myself...
- But?
- ...
How many CIA agents does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
They don't need lightbulbs--they glow in the dark.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer do after dumping his first boyfriend?
Crazy? I was crazy once, they put me in a room with rubber rats. Rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once...
There is a joke that did not enter this page... Why? She is afraid they will laugh at her!
How are women like swimming pools?
They cost a great deal of money to maintain considering the time you spend inside.
When I was recently standing in front of a huge puddle with my buddy, I remembered how he tricked me a week ago. So I tricked him...
What kind of candy do astronauts eat in space?
Mars bars.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
I wrote a book called "Endless Love."
It’s about a tennis match between Stevie Wonder and Hellen Keller.
