Short jokes
What did the farmer say to the doll?
You death baby doll.
Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.
"If two sides in a battlefield read my book, there will be no winner."
Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
"A foolish man is lactose intolerant. A wise man simply tolerates it."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Why are Elmo’s jealous of lights?
Lights are hanging.
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
Are you a builder, because you give me an erection.
You're so poor, if I ever broke into your house, I'd give you things.
Your mum so fat, she broke the stairs down to the fridge.
What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?
Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!
Why did Jesus die at the diving Olympics? Because he can't go through water.
Your forehead got a restraining order from your hairline.
Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
What did Mickey Mouse say to Minnie Mouse: "I don't use condoms; I use my drawbridge."
How many Sallys does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, she was electrocuted.
When you ask for plastic surgery, they said, "We could not fix you, but the only way is to wear a mask to fix your ugly face."
My grandmother made her passage on a boat. The thing wasn’t the only thing that went down.
What did the lady say when she sat on Pinocchio's face:
"Tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth!"
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Why are 10-pin bowlers always in pain?
Because their balls have holes in them.