Short jokes
Once I took a test on waving signal flags.
They said I passed with flying colors.
Reviews for the Chinese flag are in!
5 stars!
Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony. He opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.
Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."
Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.
What happened when the corn got scolded? He got an earful!
Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.
How do you call a very good lemonade?
Fantatastic!
If mom saw you, she would die and be happy because of you being ugly.
Lean.
Why did the orphan go to the monkey exhibit?
To see his closest relatives.
Me running from the table where the Emo table with a happy meal.
My friend said he saw a blind man. I said, "Did he LOOK nice?"
His hairline is so ugly that Martin Luther King had a dream about it.
You know it’s called the circle of life? Because there’s no point to it.
Did you know you don't actually wash your hands?
They wash each other while you stand there looking at them like a creep.
I'm gonna blow out your lungs faster than Joe Biden thinks is possible with a 9mm.
Kid me: I lost my stick.
Teacher: No, you didn’t.
Kid me: How do you know that?
Teacher: It’s hanging out of your pants.
Who is the blindest person in the world?
Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.