Q: a guy walks into a bar what does he say? A: ow
My reverse psychologist told me I didn't have it in me to make a recovery...
I told my friend to look at the clock then I said. " is this a bad time
Did you hear about the delivery boy that worked for that Italian Restauraunt down the street?
Yeah he Pasta-Way
When I went to see the doctor, he remarked that he hadn't seen me in a while. I said that I have been ill
snort poo poo
Why tie when you can knot?
What do you call a chicken that catches ghosts? A poultrygeist.
I don’t like stairs. They are always up to something.
What is Bill Gates’ favourite equation?
1 + 1 =
keep calm and curry on !!!!!!
What type of comedy can't steven hawking do?
STAND UP COMEDY
WHY DID PRINCESS DIANNA CROSS THE ROAD?
CAUSE SHE DIDNT WEAR A SEATBELT
How does Skeletor feel after He-Man beats him up? Skelesore.
Tuxedoes suit you.
roses are red, i like weed, if you say yes then i'll do a "good deed"
Knock it out you poo-a-loo go get your loo.
Why don’t alligators grow up to 15 feet?
They only have 4.
Engineer: I know engineering and my gut instinct tells me to fix it!
Biologist: I know biology and your gut instinct is full of shit.
Only one band is capable of affording the insurance on supercars. UB40!
