Short jokes
Sally has no arms. What did she get for Christmas? I don't know, she hasn't opened it yet.
Where did Amy go after the explosion?
Everywhere.
Why were the people during 9/11 mad because they ordered pepperoni sandwiches, but they got two planes?
Statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile. But not me, I live next to a 10-year-old boy with a fat ass.
I was boiling some water and said, "Water, you will be mist!"
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Guess what I got from my uncle this Christmas? Herpes.
How is an orphan like a boomerang?
They always come back!
What’s the difference between a pimple and a Priest?
You see, a pimple wouldn’t normally come on a kid until he’s 13 years old.
Vegans: Save the Earth.
Normal People: We're trying to, but you guys keep eating it!
Uranus is a gas giant.
Uranus floats around in space.
You have more chin than brain cells!
I like porn a lot. I was wondering if you guys can talk to me.
What did the helicopter say?
Helicopter: "Kobe!"
I need to fuck an emo girl... those bitches are limited edition!
If Trump colored his hair green and wore an orange shirt and pants, I will call him a carrot.
I love me a nice tight pussy. That's why I'm in big trouble with RSPCA.
Two Asians walked into a strip club and they went to a cashier. They put in their names: her name was He Gay and his name was Shi A Ho.
A blonde walks into a bar.
Ouch.