Short jokes
What does an Irish bowler put in his hands to guarantee a wicket next ball?
A bat.
What do you say to a crippled man getting bullied?
"Why not you stand up for yourself?"
Taking you to go grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
Kobe got irl canceled.
We should bully foster parents more for raising parent-less nobodies.
Roses are red, Obama is well spoken, I'm sorry sir, but the ice cream machine is broken.
Johnny, Johnny. Yes, Papa? Eating dick? Yes, Papa.
Roses are red, Your mum's a queer, Fucking hell, Can’t get out of first gear!
What comes up on small oceans? Microwaves.
Why did the Drill Sergeant get in trouble?
He got caught playing with his Privates!
When you turn 100, you get a letter from the Queen. When you turn 16, you get a DM from Prince Andrew.
Roses are red.
Your passports are blue.
Now go stand over there,
In that very long queue!
Women be like don't tell me what to wear, proceeds to tell men what to wear.
Women be like men should pay for first dates, then get mad when you do...
NASA stands for "Nobody Already Seen Astronauts."
Why are dogs born with balls?
They were having their stick moment when they got given birth, too.
What did the bowler say when the balls were on the lane and the pin? They said, "Strike!" 😂😂😂😂
You know how all zodiacs have hairstyles... well not Cancers.
I like my girls like my coffee: Flat and white.
One of my students asks, "Can I have a bookmark?"
A year of school and they still don't know my name is Danny.