Short jokes
Like this if you have ever had a family member die.
I used to think that Jewish people were a myth.
But one day I realized, they Israel.
I was invited into a celebrity's house, that's what I told the cops at least...
If Jesus told you to trust everyone, that must be why there are a lot of kidnappings.
Why do Imagine Dragons dream about mythical creatures?
Because they're believers.
Kenny: "Tyler, you're lucky you're adopted."
Tyler: "Why?"
Kenny: "Because you can fuck your mom without getting arrested for incest."
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
Bisexuals aren’t gay.
Bisexuals aren’t straight.
They’re graight! 😂
Michael Jackson is happy when there are twenty-eight-year-olds.
Anyone know about the war? It's not Russia we should hate, it's Putin that we should. 🙄🤪💅
Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin off and eat them, they die.
Meaning behind the German flag: 🇩🇪 Black: culture Red: Beer Yellow: Sausage Blue: Winning world wars.
What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
A person in NYC is shot every 5 minutes. Poor guy!
What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?
They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched.
*trigger alert*
Why did the racist cop shut down the space brothel?
Because there were too many black holes.
Let's all agree Gwen's the best part of this website.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
No one shuts up about them.
So, I met Michael Jackson before he died. He dragged me to his bed.
What do you call an Indian going through the bins?
RUM-MAJINGG