Short jokes
If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.
Africa has every type of gun but one...
A water gun.
Yo mama's so fat that Jane Goodall couldn't tell if she was a chimpanzee or a human being.
How old are 9/11 victims?
"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"
2k14 was so realistic when I switched to Kobe, the pass button stopped working.
I'd make a masturbation joke.
But they always get out of hand.
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
To the mew-seum!
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he/she wanted to be wanted!
What goes hahaha bonk?
A man laughing his head off.
So, I saw two homeless people on the road fighting. I said, "Stop fighting and go home." I guess it was a little insensitive.
When I feel depressed, I like to cut myself another piece of cake.
New skin unlocked: Blood splatter!
(Obtained by running over 69 children.)
Ya forehead so big Sakura's forehead seemed small.
I come in from work to see my wife dead on the sofa. As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of a dick fuck does that!
Bully: I wasn't talking to you.
Me: Then why are you listening?
My uncles like the moon.
He comes out at night.
Why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? She didn't want to give him kids.
Yes, I have gained weight. I have also gained more brains. Do you want some? You talk like you definitely need some more.
Roast
You have such a big forehead it has a 6 pack on it!
Papyrus: Sans! I heard that a HUMAN has fallen!
Sans: And you gotta bone to pick with 'em?