My impression of Michael Jackson's butler:
When answering the phone: "No, sorry, he's dead." *hangs up phone*
My impression of Michael Jackson's butler:
When answering the phone: "No, sorry, he's dead." *hangs up phone*
Are suicide bombers taught properly how to fly, or...
Are they just given a quick crash course?
I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of a chapstick. She still isn't talking to me.
When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization.
Al-gebra.
Time to go to New York to visit the Twin Towers.
They’re already getting closer.
What's the difference between a toaster and a ten-year-old Chinese girl? A Japanese soldier would regret sticking his d*ck into a toaster.
What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe?
Kilometers Morales.
Riddle me this. Riddle me that.
Why did my parents never come back?
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't have a home plate.