Are you a sports car? Because you give my heart quite a rush
Your smile is so nice that the moon shines off them
You are so intelligent that parents come running to beg you to be their child
You're so wonderful that Wonderland booked tickets to meet you
What's the square root of your dead? 9/11
Why was the slave so happy? Because he got his masters degree
I saw someone who was about to jump off a bridge they were wearing a Nike JUST DO IT shirt
Why was 10 scared? Cause he saw 9 rape 11
Why did the cheese blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain. What do you call a pile of cheese? A cheese grater.
Why did the cheese fail the test? It couldn't make the grade curd.
Banker: I have the right to take your money! Me: Check my name Banker: Robin D. Bank, why?
Banker: realizes Me:ššļø gimme gimme
If your buy renault megane, all your girls will be gone
A poor person came up to me and said your ugly i said you remind me of SpiderMan SpiderMan no way home
did you know every market in Africa is a black market
Q: What is hitler's least favorite grocery store? A: Jew-Osco
What is Juan the junkmail dispenser's nickname? Spic and spam.
Thereās something on your chin no the third one down
what is the difference between juice wrld and a orphan A:one is loved by all
Whatās a Asians worst nightmare a tree
