Short jokes
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?
Yung Flung Dung.
Why would Tommy kill Philza's wife just to make Phil believe she didn't exist?
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You know who else suffers from Alzheimer's...
You know who else suffers from Alzheimer's.
What is an orphan's least favorite snack?
"Dots HOMESTYLE Pretzels!"
What is a pedophile’s favorite part about Halloween?
Free delivery.
Hey! This site has a home page, but I wonder if the orphans can see it.
What's the scariest thing about white people in prison?
How rare they are.
There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight because the parents ain't home.
Bro, yo goofy ahh hairline lookin' like a rhombicosidodecahedron.
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What’s the difference between Geico and a wife?
Geico saves you more.
I just wish I went on a date with Ariana Grande, and then everybody knew I fucked Ariana Grande.
My ex died in an anchorage accident.
She always was a sleeping hooker.
Girls: OMG what color should I use, baby blue, light blue, or navy blue?
Boys: blue is blue.
Me dozing off while driving.
Everyone else on the passenger plane: September 11, 2001.
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What do Mexicans cut their pizza with? A Little Caesars.
I need a hug.
*hugs train*
Why did the cow have for breakfast?
Answer: Muesli.