Short jokes
What does Marcus Rashford say when he comes to the stadium?
I wanna kick some balls!
What did the tomato say to the empty ketchup bottle? "GOD STAY AWAY FROM ME!"
Guys, comment below if I should do a name reveal!
Run on a sandpaper floor-treadmill hybrid in a medium sized room for 24 hours. It will be fun!
"Freshfry, please leave me and prince alone! I never asked you to join our chat!"
I'm really bored and I don't know what's up with Prince. He isn't talking to me.
And Freshfry, why are you so mean now?
Why was the chicken in trouble?
For using fowl language!
Yo mama's so fat, she invented double doors!
Hello Watersharky, I am Koge.
I see your songs and want to be your agent. Please write back about this offer. Thank you.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Malaysian Airlines Flight 303!
What does a gorilla attorney study?
The law of the jungle.
What do they feed a gorilla in Paris?
Ape Suzettes.
One time I tried running to home, but I forgot I don't have one, so I stayed at third.
I will be back, I'm gonna get milk...
Me:...
We should stop.
Wait, but who is the orphan going to tell?
The boomerang!
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
Why did the chickens cross the road?
To get to KFC.
Bob the builder took one look at you and said, "Nah, I can’t fix that!"
No pine, no gain!
"You have to do this," and my sister said, "Well, I don't care."
And I said, "Well, you care enough to respond back, oh my gosh!"