Short jokes
I wondered as the rock in the sky got bigger and bigger, then it hit the bottom of the Earth, and... "explosion!"
Why did the boy study for his math test in a tree?
'Cause he wanted higher grades.
Why do depressed people want to kill themselves?
To be loved on the news show for 10 minutes.
What type of sandals do frogs wear?
Open-toed.
How do homeless people move where they're living?
They pick up their box and walk away.
My mom told me, "You son of a b!tch." I told her, "I may be a son of a b!ch but at least I am not the bitch." She hated me forever.
Why do orphans play Minecraft? Because they have no home.
What did the cactus look like with his tuxedo on?
Sharp! 🤣
If I could make someone tell me their last words, they'd say, "Make me."
He never has a bad day because he always wakes up on both sides of the bed.
I said "Uranus!" and the girl beside me face-palmed. I wonder what I did wrong?
Look - it's the lake of whiz!!!
A kid is trick-or-treating. He knocks on a door. Then someone opens the door and the kid said, "HI, I'M THE WICKED WIENER!"
Mitosis!!!!!! >:)
When are you from Delaware? You know!!! 📦
Do you know what my favorite time of day is?
6:30, hands down.
Why did the bee get into trouble?
Because he wasn't beehiving very well!
How do you say "nose" in Spanish?
hmm.... No sé.
An action hero stops a man running by throwing a tire at him.
What is his one liner? "I told you to stop running or you will get tired."
Cooper is the best to ever live.