Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked?
Short Jokes
When you step on the scales, it says "to be confined."
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To get to the real estate agent.
What do you say to a person who got his whole left side cut off? "Are you all right?!"
I’d roast you, but your mirror does that for me every day.
What's the difference between an orphan and Stuart Little?
Stuart Little got chosen!
I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone.
I didn't know you're not supposed to do that if you're a bus driver!
When they said Titanic was "unsinkable," then they said, "The World Trade Centers was uncollapsible."
I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
You know what the difference between Kobe Bryant and Russell Westbrook is?
He wears 0 and Kobe has 0 lives left.
Gays are always welcome on my Redneck Party Bus. NOT!
If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
Bully: I wasn't talking to you.
Me: Then why are you listening?
Your hairline bent like the relationship with your mom and dad.
Arabs: WHO PUT THAT TOWER THERE... we must destroy it!
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
You know what, I'm done. We are banning "your mom" jokes. They're old, weird, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your mom.
1+1=3
If you don't use a condom.
These jokes are a little too explosive, if you ask me.
If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?
