Short jokes

Short Jokes

Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked?

What do you say to a person who got his whole left side cut off? "Are you all right?!"

I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone.

I didn't know you're not supposed to do that if you're a bus driver!

If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.

You know what, I'm done. We are banning "your mom" jokes. They're old, weird, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your mom.