Short jokes
What do you call a homosexual wrestler?
Gay Mysterio.
Me to friend: I'm homeschooled.
Friend: If I was homeschooled, I'd kms.
Me: Oh, I already tried that.
Them: What's on your arm?
Me: I'm training to breathe fire ;)
A sandwich is a sandwich, but a Manwich is a meal.
-- Jeffery Dahmer
Why did the cellphone get glasses? Because it lost its contacts!
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a good body these days?
I think Jeffrey Dahmer had the right idea, just put it in the freezer.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer do after dumping his first boyfriend?
There is a kid in my school who is exactly like Dahmer, but he doesn't eat ppl. Or does he...?
He's Dahmer's son @domink.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."
Hit 'em with the 1, 2, Jeffery Dahmer!
Michael Jackson was the King of Pop until he got burned by Pepsi. Now, Pepsi is the hero, and now, we know the rest of the story.
Where did Jeffrey Epstein go to college?
Bring them young.
I found Jeffrey Epstein’s diary the other day.
The last entry was about 12 years old.
What does a burnt pizza, cold beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?
Someone didn’t pull it out in time.
Why does Michael Jackson like football, baseball, and tennis? Because of the "balls".
Q: What did people say when Kim Kardashian was at the beach?
A: Stop littering!
What does every pirate hate?
A small chest with no booty.
My wife treats me like God!
She takes no notice of my existence until she wants something.
Why did the telemarketer cross the road?
I don't know.
I don't know either, but I hope there was a car coming.
What do a plastic bag and Jeffery Epstein have in common?
They're both dangerous to children.