Short jokes
My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.
Why do orphans sit in apple trees?
They wait to be picked.
How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?
Meatballs.
Chloe Lutwyche, Bella Battese, and Hayley Wilson.
Police: Come with me, I’m taking you home.
Orphan: Well, we need to find them first.
Police: Then I don’t need to take you home.
What do you call a turkey when it is scared?
A chicken.
Yo hairline so far back, it oversaw the creation of the earth!
Why doesn't the orphan have a nationality?
He doesn't have a motherland.
What sound did Stephen Hawking make when he died? Power off.
Did you hear about the new Oasis restaurant?
Every time you order soup, you got a roll with it.
What did Obama ask Trump?
What's the best cheese in the world?
Dick cheese.
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
My back is straighter than I am, and I literally have scoliosis.
What should orphans do when their parents aren’t there? The usual.
"I'm very good in sports."
"In which sports?"
"EA Sports."
Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers?
Because they have a home room.
Why do laws forbid hoes from owning stocks in condom makers?
Answer: Insider trading.
What do you call someone 400lbs with a beer? A heavy drinker.
If you're born deaf, what language would you think in?