Short jokes
My friend wasn't open to the idea of me becoming a nudist.
I told him to stop being so clothes-minded.
When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.
So, she went to see the "You Should Be Shot" Photography Studio.
What do you call a devil texting you? Travelers on the way. ๐๐คฃ
Those are all the same.
(All the jokes above.)
When I say, "Daddy," my stepbrother raises his head.
What did the kangaroo ๐ฆ bring to the cookout?
A jump rope!
What does a bullet and milk have in common? They both take out your dad.
They say making and having friends comes with some benefits. I guess you could say I have friends with benefits.
What's red all over and spins at 100 mps?
Baby in a blender.
Hi Ethan!
Hi Eric Le!
What do you get if you eat sugar?
High.
When I hit a home run, I finally felt what it was like to have a home.
How do you knockout an unorthodox blue tooth?
You get a good connection.
What is the cherry's favorite cartoon?
"Tom and Jerry!"
I once had a patient who wanted to change his species.
I'll tell you, he was unBEARable.
What did the meditating egg say?
A) Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmlet!
A lumberjack goes to a person's house.
Then he realized the tree was too big and was stumped and had to leaf.
Whatโs the most artistic fruit?
Vincent mango.
Did you hear about the guy that went to a nudist colony? The first day was his hardest.