Short jokes

Short jokes

Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson

What is Michael Jackson's favorite movie?

The Boy in the Plastic Bubble? Why? The boy who was in the bubble.

Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson

What does Michael Jackson say when he gets hard? Ow!

Crotch

Michael Jackson

What does Michael Jackson say when he grabs his crotch? I never noticed that before.

Insult

Calling you an idiot would be an insult to stupid people. You're much worse than that.

Horse

What did the horse say after it tripped?

Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!

Support

I asked for emotional support. They handed me a mirror and said, "Talk to someone who cares."

Drink

Michael Jackson

What kind of drinks does Michael Joseph Jackson like to drink? Boysenberry tea-hee-hee, and tea-hee-hee.

Dishwasher

Dishwasher

What should you do if the dishwasher breaks?

Kick her.

Disaster

Twin Towers

What do planes and offices have in common?

They both tend to cross paths at the wake of disaster.

Car

Twin Towers

There are a lot of things that explode... like cars, boats, the Twin Towers.

Bagel

Twin Towers

What do the Twin Tower survivors order from Tim Hortons? A plane bagel.

Clown

My departed uncle was a circus clown before he died.

So all his friends came in one car.

Octopus

"Octo" means 8 and an octopus has 8 legs... so where did the "pus" come from?

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  • Filipino

    What do you call an Asian chick with dick in her ass, pushy and mouth?

    Filipino.