Where can you find a list of dead astronauts? In the orbituaries.
Knock knock
Cow goes
No silly cows go moo
Why did the skeleton not listen to the rules? He was BONE tiba wild
vegetarian: I prefer plants herbivore: I just like food cannibal: I'm a people person
did you hear the one about the deaf person me: no thats because they caint hear so they dont talk
Why didn't they just switch him on and off again or switch his batteries
Random kid: yo mama so stupid that she brought a spoon to the super bowl. orphan:what's a mama? Random kid: *shook
What do you call an orphan fish? Self-ish
Why were the cherries 🍒 crying?
Because their parents were in a jam.
How do you fit 27 New Zealand Tourists in a 15 seater bus? Simple. All in the ashtray.
Why was the giraffe 🦒 late to work?
Because it got caught in a giraffic jam.
Somebody told another person that they would meet at the crack of Dawn. Lets just say Dawn got very mad.
What did the angry cow say to it’s enemy
We have beef
Have you heard the latest pun about pizza?
Never mind. It’s too cheesy. 🍕🧀
Why didn't the butcher cut the fillet?
Because it was a misteak
Don't drink and park. Accidents cause people.
I went to the doctor because I had a steering wheel in my pants and it was drivin me nuts
My brother told me he wanted to find a golden apple tree in real life. I told him it was a fruitless mission.
where did stephan hawking go after he died? fnaf sister location
He dead, he alive but most importantly he got a new hard drive
