Short jokes

Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?

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iTs CoRn!

Where do orphans get their stuff from?

The reject shop.

Why is sex like math?

You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there’s no multiplying.

What does one boob say to the other boob?

If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.

What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say as clients leave?

Thanks for coming!

What do you call useless skin on a penis?

A man.

If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I'd be broke.

What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

The picture gets hung with one nail, not two.

You look good now, but you’d look better hanging from my ceiling. ;)

That chromosome gon' leave just like your hairline. 😗😮😮

9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥

All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.

What is Titanic's favorite subject? Subtraction.

I gave a tree a high five, but sadly it left me hanging.

What's funnier than a dead baby?

A dead baby in a clown suit.

When you're watching "Gnomeo and Juliet 2" and your dad walks in on the gnome shaking his butt.

Your sister is so ugly that she made an onion cry.

Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick, she said, "We are family... even though you're bigger than me."

A chopper full of white people is also called a helicopter.

A chopper full of black people is called a hellacopter.