Short jokes
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"
They are delicious.
I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.
Except it had no home button.
Orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.
What do lizards and Queen Elizabeth have in common?
They both live long with dry skin.
If a kid doesn't take their nap, doesn't that mean they are resisting arrest?
Why did the blind man get killed? Because he never saw it coming.
Your hairline is back, people say. "Look at this dude."
How did Capetian Hook kill himself? He wiped his butt with the wrong hand.
He was in a fight, then a person said, "Stand up for yourself!"
He was saying jokes, and someone said, "You are on a roll!"
It turns into ligma.
Brother: What's ligma?
Big Brother: Ligma dick!
He slips, he falls, he dislocates his balls!
Like this,
it will give you good luck. See for yourself!
What happened to the cheetah that took too many baths?
The cheetah became spotless!
What’s Queen Elizabeth’s pickup line?
You’re breathtaking!
What do you call someone in a wheelchair with a gun? A rxd.
Where's is the candy, sir???
Over there.
(kid steps in van)
I don't see any candy.
We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.
How do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.