Short jokes
You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔
As a woman, why is your stomach bigger than your bums? 😒
Before you leave that marriage, remember that one innocent 🐐 goat was killed for your traditional marriage. 😔
You keep your quality beans for the right season till you realize that you planted them on the infertile land.
As we speak now, someone is making arrangements for December with your girlfriend.
When you don't wear earrings for a long time, the hole can close, and it hurts so much when you want to put it back. 🙄🙄 😁😁😁🤣
When you see a woman with a leg chain, what usually comes to your mind?
Girls with natural hair act as if they have shares in Africa.
What’s the best way to get people to remember your birthday? Kill yourself.
What kind of truck does a Mexican drive?
F-Juan Fifty.
A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To eat Bob's arms.
Bob went to hospital and had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Bob.
My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don't even care!
Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.
That’s why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea.
Your hairline has a huge path between it, looks like Moses had something to do with it.
What do you call a graveyard full of disabled people?
A cabbage patch.
I can get my grandma 50% off from her groceries by just scanning my wrist.
Why did John rape his mother? Because he wanted a brother to play Mario Kart with.
What do you call Joey in a room? Transgender.