Short jokes
Why did Technoblade die?
Because God wished him dead for all the orphans he made fun of.
Why are planes the most dangerous killers?
Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.
Why wasn’t the orphan allowed on the game show?
The show was called "Family Feud."
Yo momma so fat, Santa said, "Ho, ho, ho, I've gotta go!"
Come, my children, to the bread cult!
What is an orphan's dad's job?
A magician because he makes himself disappear.
How do you get a million fans?
Just run through Africa with a bottle of water.
Anyone go to Success Jonesboro, AR?
What is the difference between Twitter and this website?
There's no difference.
A scientist discovered water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!
Why did the emo get put at the back of the line? He cut himself.
How do you end an argument with an emo? Kick the chair.
How can you buy emos? Just use their bar code.
For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.
There was a little kid crying in the park today. I asked him where his parents were. Now I realize, man, I love my job.
Juice WRLD
More like "Juice Boxed."
RIP tho.
Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.
Were you bought on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.