Short jokes
What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson.
"Hi, plane," said the tower.
Poop is yummy, fuck!
2,996 kill streak, boom!
If lint comes from pockets, where does a cockroach come from?
What do you call a strong, independent girl in Haryana?
Dead.
What is the craziest thing an Indian man does for sex?
Marriage.
Why can't an orphan live peacefully?
Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.
Why do orphans live on buses?
They never have a home to stop at.
My mom told me to go to bed, but then I grabbed a drink and went in their room to say goodnight, and they looked like Adam and Eve on steroids!
What starts with a P and ends in S? (hint: men have it and women want it). Pockets.
I told a joke about miscarriage to a group of women, but none of them laughed.
I guess it was a bad delivery.
What do you call a person who doesn't masturbate?
A liar.
After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... 😔
"Learn to fly a plane," they said. "It'll be fun," they said...
Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)
What did the janitor think when he was mopping the 101st floor?
The 102nd.
Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some chips and sweets.
No, he can't keep his heart rate down, and she's got diabetes.