Short jokes

What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?

A gingerbread man.

The average stripper weighs 112 lbs.

According to the pole 💈.

What language do billboards speak?

Sign language.

Why don’t orphans play baseball?

They don’t know where home is.

Maggot.

The "S" in Putin stands for smart.

Why do orphans hate plane rides?

Because there’s no home to come back to.

What did the shoe tell the feet?

"Put me on your feet!"

Heaven is like university: no one gets in.

What did they give Elmo before he left the factory? Two test-tickles.

Why can't Mexicans cross the border? They always sneak powder in.

Guy: shows girlfriend his dick.

Girlfriend: "Cool, where is it?"

What did the British soldiers say while in the trenches? "Damn, it's windy out here!"

You know it’s called the circle of life? Because there’s no point to it.

What did Osama have?

Two Boeings and a dream.

What's the difference between white people and Africans?.... The white people get water.

People trying to stop me from being depressed: “Just cheer up!”

Me: “WOW, I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT!”

Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.

What is the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?

I don't know.

Windows could not connect to the Internet, would you like to search online for a solution to this problem?