Short jokes
How do you starve a hippie? You hide its welfare check under the soap.
What's your fav color?
"Emo kid hanging."
The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.
Why are Mexicans good at Uno?
They always steal the green card.
What is the difference between a priest and McDonald's? Nothing, they both stick their meat in between 12-year-old buns.
What is a gay person’s favourite meal?
Willy con carne.
Fun Fact: Did you know JFK's brain was so big it covered a whole entire limousine?
How do u get 40 cigarettes in a pack?
U shove them down his throat. 🤣😂
Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. (Wing, wing, halo.)
He is so fast that he broke the internet for the whole world when he ran.
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Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.
What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?
"That rotten asshole split on me again!"
Today I feel Qatari. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker.
How do you put an end to MeToo? Just fill those combined showers with transgender women.
I'm worth something, I got a barcode on my arm!
Why can’t fish play basketball?
'Cause they are scared of the net.
Balls are balls, aka dicks.
Why does a deaf kid always like football? He gets signed.