Short jokes

Short jokes

Your hairline is so far back, Paw Patrol couldn't finish their mission.

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  • If somebody gives you lemons, cut them in half and do the juice in his eyes.

    Dr. Fauci would be surprised to know that R. Kelly didn't catch COVID-19.

    But since COVID is 19, it's too old for him.

    What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?

    An orphan has all their teeth intact.

    What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?

    Paul Walker's death.