Short jokes
I'm still wondering who took Jesus' sandals.
Even the one who ate that dove that sat at Jesus' shoulder. 🤔
When we talk of our X, some people talk of their XXX. 🤣
Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.
These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.
The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.
She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. ðŸ˜
I am sure this was the type of economy Judas Iscariot was in when he betrayed Jesus.
Tell rumors about me, but please don't say I'm in a love relationship.
How do Chinese people name their babies?
They chuck a pan down the stairs.
Bully: You're a loser and fat.
Me: Shut up. The camera thought you were a house.
Your mom! Oh wait, you don't have one.
Look for the Gummy Bear album in stores on November 13th, with lots of music, videos, and extras!
Hey, I never knew we had a planet in our body!
British emo people be like, "Oi, I'm upset."
Emo people totally suck!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.
Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?
They don't have parent permission.
Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.
Why are Liverpool not disabled friendly?
They never walk alone.
FNF: Beep bop.
Parappa: Cook those burgers and believe!
I'm so poor that they let me buy the entire store! For $0...